Bones

Excuse me.

Just a minute.

Ma'am, this woman is asleep next to me,

and I really have to get out.

It's just that this book is so exciting.

Do you like mysteries?

Well, I'm, I'm an FBI agent,

so mysteries are sort of my thing.

Oh, I'm an aficionado myself.

I'm here with Nadine.

She's plotting the perfect murder

for years now, but just for fun.

Right, you can tell me all about it later.

I've really got to get out. I've got to go.

Oh, right.

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Yeah.

Oh... sorry.

Hey... how old are you?

Come on, we're at 36,000 feet.

That's outside the three-mile limit.

This is American soil until we touch down in Shanghai.

All right? So, come on,

hand them over.

Eli, what are you doing now?

You know your mother isn't feeling well.

Is he bothering you?

No, we were just talking.

That's all.

You can sleep, Dad.

It's all good.

Huh? What? Booth? - Wow, look at this.

I don't even get a hot meal,

and you get pajamas and slippers.

The basic amenities.

The flight is over 13 hours.

Yeah, I know. I spent

the past eight of them back there in Gitmo.

Yes!

You know, you aren't allowed up here.

What? We're a... we're a team.

Okay? This is, uh, government business.

You shouldn't have paid for your own ticket, you know.

Ooh, a massager.

Buzz, buzz.

Sir, you need to return to coach.

See, we're, um,

we're partners; we like being together.

Your sexual relationship's not relevant, sir.

This is first class.

Why does everyone else think have a sexual relationship?

I mean, we barely ever even touch each other.

Oh, I got it.

All right, here we go.

FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth.

This here's my partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan, and, uh,

she is actually going to China.

We're going to China, and she's going to help

the Chinese government help identify some real, old

Chinese dude. - Bones were found in a Wuhan cave,

over 40,000 years old.

According to Title 18, section 1831,

I must protect the proprietary American technology

Dr. Brennan will be using.

So it is my patriotic duty to be right next to her--

here-- like a bodyguard.

This trip is

taking me back to my real passion:

prehistoric anthropological discoveries.

Fascinating. - Sir...

You have to go back to your seat.

Sorry.

Right now. - Right.

Bones.

Bones-- what do you mean your "real passion"?

I thought us working together was your real passion.

You two can take up this fight again after we land.

All right.

Watch your head. - Ow!

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Kicking me back to the cattle class.

You know, that's not right.

Enjoy your flight, sir.

So, the cat's away and it's TGIF, huh?

I'm right here.

I'm the cat.

Well, in this case, I think Dr. Brennan is the cat.

I'm the cat who's giving

the mice the rest of the day off. - Hey, so,

Daisy and I were wondering if anyone would like to join us

for a little competitive karaoke this evening. Huh?

Some pre-weekend fun?

Huh? I'm singing "Lime in the Coconut."

Sorry, I'm going to be biking the Virginia Creeper Trail.

Roxie and I are going to an artists' retreat in Pond View.

And I'm driving Angela to the train station.

You are? - Yes, I am.

Oh. Ready to go, Angie?

Hey!

Yeah, I'm all set. I haven't been

to one of these retreats since we were in school.

Well, I'll see you all on Monday.

Have a good weekend.

What do you think?

What do you think?

Oh, don't, don't do that whole

answer a question with a question thing.

Why does whatever's going on

between Roxie and Angela matter to you?

Because Angela and I were engaged,

and now she's with a woman.

It matters because...

What? It just matters.

Well, don't you feel that both of you

are entitled to your own private lives?

Stop asking me questions.

Do you feel threatened?

Okay, that's it. I'm out of here.

I...

You know, a little karaoke might help you unwind.

Especially when I'm singing.

I've got a beautiful tenor.

Excuse me.

You should have your prostate checked.

Oh, this damn thing.

Bones?

Bones?

Huh?

You're going to get in trouble.

She's downstairs. You didn't answer me before.

Are you tired of working with me?

No, it's not that.

But the identification and analysis of ancient remains--

that's why I became a forensic anthropologist.

You're bored.

The spark is gone.

I'm a scientist first.

Right.

Yeah.

"Scientist first," I... I-I get it.

I understand.

Whew.

Hey. - Yeah?

If you get caught up here,

does that make me an accessory?

An accessory to an upgrade.

Ho-ho, yeah!

Oh, my God, that is heaven.

Bones, down there.

Oh, my God.

That's a, uh... that's a body, right?

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Can you account

for all your people, Captain Blake?

Me and the copilot, yeah.

Cabin crew, you'd have to ask Miss McNutt.

She isn't speaking. - Bones, not everyone

brushes off these horrible experiences.

Okay, let me-- let me try this, okay?

What's your name?

What's your first name?

Katherine. Kate.

Kate. Okay, Kate, what you saw down there

you don't ever have to see again.

Are you missing any people?

I can still smell...

It's very much like roast pork.

Bones.

Just want you to relax.

Have a little water. We might need your help.

Need her help? For what?

We fly to China and call the cops. - No, no, no.

You're going to have to turn this puppy around.

We're going to head back home.

No can do.

We passed the point of no return fuel-wise 23 minutes ago.

The polar route takes us over Greenland.

Can we land there to refuel?

Not with the weather they're having.

I'm sorry, but our next stop is Shanghai, China.

Don't worry. They have cops there.

Lots of them.

Until these wheels touch down,

this plane is sovereign U.S. territory.

Look, FBI guy, you do whatever you want

as long as it doesn't endanger this flight.

But, in four hours, we're on sovereign Chinese territory.

Excuse me.

Before you become completely catatonic...

can you tell me how to access the Internet?

I need to contact my people.

Bones, you don't have to shout.

She's in shock, not deaf.

What? What? Are you kidding?

Because the message I got,

that could not be correct.

I'd rather brief everyone at once.

What's going on?