The Muppets

Hmm?

- Zoot? - Whoa, sorry, Father.

What are you doing here this early?

Oh, I tried to leave last night, but the sign said "Fire Door."

- I didn't want to risk it. - Hmm?

Hey, why are you here?

Well, I'm getting set for a visit from my nephew Robin.

Yep, see here? Check this out... Got him his own director's chair.

- Huh, sweet. - Yeah.

You know, his parents split up this year,

and I, uh, think he could really use a good time.

Cool. Nothing fixes a broken home like a chair.

Scooter, I can't believe all these snacks are free!

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is where I do all my grocery shopping.

I'm gonna start with the sweet, and then I'm gonna go with the salty.

Oh, here we are. Gee. Where's Uncle Kermit?

- I don't know. He was here a sec ago. - Whaah!

- Aah! Whoa, Monday fun times! - Aha! Gotcha!

Whoops. Sorry, I didn't mean to cuss in front of a child.

- Oh, come here, Robin. - Oh! Uncle Kermit!

Aww, it's so good to have you here. Come on in.

- I'll get this, Robin. - You got that? Thank you Scooter.

Wow. I sure do love coming to your set, Uncle Kermit.

- Yeah? - Oh, look at your office.

- It's so huge! Oh, wow! - Uh, yeah.

Look at this chair!

I can't wait to hang out with you and Miss Piggy! Whoa!

Oop! Well, it's gonna be a little bit of a different trip for Robin

since Piggy and I are broken up.

Robin and Piggy have developed a special friendship

over the last couple years.

But I've got some fun stuff planned for just us guys.

And we can finally go out for barbecue

- with a clear conscience. - Ooh!

Hey, Robin. I'm not sure Miss Piggy's gonna be able to hang out this trip.

Why not?

- Well... - Oh, I know.

I mean, I saw in one of those grocery-store magazines

that you guys broke up.

But, uh, Mom told me that those tabloids are just filled with lies,

like Princess Diana's ghost did not marry that alien.

- They're just living together. - Uh, yeah. Well, that...

'Cause the only thing that got me through last year

was knowing that you two are still together.

The only... the only thing, you say?

Yeah, well, that and the doctor telling me

you can go through a growth spurt in your 30s.

Hey, Robin, are you okay?

- Uh, sure, Uncle Kermit. - Yeah?

- I mean, it's been tough, yeah. - Yeah.

You know, my Chewbacca action figure

got left on the dashboard and his head melted?

Oh, well, that... that... That's rough, too.

Yeah. Oh. I'm sorry, Uncle Kermit. What were you saying about Miss Piggy?

- You see, it's just that Piggy and I... - Robin!

- Welcome back! Whoa! - Whoa!

- Oh, man. - Miss Piggy.

Scooter!

What the heck are you doing on the floor?!

- Picking up my snacks! - You nearly broke my neck!

- Miss Piggy, are you okay? - There's never snacks...

I am fine... now that you're here.

- Aww, gee. - Oh, this is for you.

Oh, gee, thanks, Miss Piggy. How are you?

I am wonderful.

I went down to Argentina, and realized you don't need a man...

You don't need a man because... Well, because you have a frog, right?

- What? - Pucker up, Piggy!

- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, of course. You're right.

We... we shouldn't do this in here. We should do it outside!

What?!

Okay, Robin. Just make yourself at home.

- What is happening? - We'll be right back!

Whoa, a pashmina that says "People's Choice Awards"...

and a do-it-yourself waxing kit?

I couldn't get to the store!

Thank you!

Ooh!

Yeah!

- Unh! - Oh, Kermie!

Oh. It's time to get things started.

Ha ha ha!

Robin's divorced father's head melted on his dashboard?

- Shh! Shh! Shh! - That's horrible!

Piggy, you really have to listen to all the words.

Uh, look, I don't know what I was thinking in there.

It's just, for a second, it seemed like a good idea

to pretend we were still together again

- just... just for his sake. - What?

But I'm sorry. It's a bad idea.

- I'll just... I'll just go tell him. - No, no, no, no,. I... I... I get it.

And I might be able to agree to that.

For his sake.

Just for a day.

But what about your child-bride girlfriend?

Won't she get mad and uninvite you to prom?

Well, the tr... the truth is

that actually, uh, we... Denise broke up with me.

- What?! - Shh! Shh! Shh!

- I had no idea! I... I... I'm so sorry. - Yeah, yeah, well, it's fine.

I'm worried about Robin.

- He's watching us! Hug me! - Oop! Aah!

Uh, uh, thanks, Piggy.

Um, should probably get those waxing instructions away from Robin.

They're kind of explicit.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, and we'll talk later.

Oh, no, no. Robin, don't eat that!

- Oh, good morning. - Hola.

Hey, listen, I used a little bit of your hair gel. I hope that's okay.

What? No. The Latin Miracle Gel

is for thick, spicy hair like mine.

On you, it will clump and get sticky.

Oh, yeah. I think I'm stuck to my box of cornflakes.

Oh, come on! This is nuts!

Wait. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

What is that... what is that music?

- What the... - What?

What is that?

They look like they're stuck together. Maybe he used some of your hair gel.

No, no, no. It's the couples' yoga. A beautiful thing

between a man and a woman, but really weird

between your blue roommate and a chicken.

Things have really changed here since Camilla moved in.

Boy, that's for sure. She was living it up in Vegas as a showgirl.

I heard she dated the tiger that ate Roy.

Yeah, which is pretty risky, 'cause he had a gambling problem.

- It's a disease. - Yeah.

Aah!

- Wha... - Ah, nuts.

Unbelievable. I'm gonna make an omelet.

- You want some? - I don't know.

It just seems like eating eggs these days is so confrontational.

- Si. - You know,

Camilla really messed things up for us.

I think she said something about staying home tonight

to watch "Chicken Run" again.

Eh, who can tell? It's just a series of "Bawks."

- Yeah. - Hey, don't mind me, fellas.

I accidentally just slipped and kneed Camilla in the dark meat.

I got to get some ice.

Hey, Gonzo, are you coming to the bar tonight?

Oh, sorry, guys, but Camilla wants to stay home

and watch "Logan's Run."

Ah, "Logan's Run."

Make mine a Denver!

You got it.

Go, go, go, go!

Yeah!

- Aw, so close. - Okay, okay.

This one's for the championship.

All right, and...

- Yay! - Ohh! Foo Foo!

He got the ball. He's happy.

Morning, everybody.

Uh, listen, guys. I have a favor to ask of everybody.

Um, my nephew Robin is visiting.

And, uh, he's kind of having a rough time at home right now,

so if there's any way you guys could just act

like Piggy and I are still together,

just until I have the right time to break the news to him, I'd appreciate it.

Act? Yes! That would be fantastic!

It'll be a good chance for me to practice my acting.

Uh, like this.

Luke, I am your father.

I'll have what's she's having.

You had me at hello!

Eh? Eh? What do you think?

- Uh... - Uh, okay.

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Stop it.

- Uh, hey, listen, Kermit? - Oh, yeah?

I want to help, but I just can't lie.

I break out in hives,

and then I have to say I'm allergic to strawberries,

which makes it worse, because I love strawberries.

Okay, well, don't lie. How about this?

Scooter, Piggy and I are back together.

I knew it!

I sensed some romance when Piggy face-planted in your office this morning.

- Yes, yes, love won out. - Mm-hmm.

So, everybody, look,

if you don't think you can do this, I understand.

Just steer clear of Robin, okay?

- Okay. - Uh, hey, everybody!

Uh, anything but vegetarian chili.

- Okeydokey. - Okay.

Kermit, here's my cellphone.

If Leonardo DiCaprio calls while I'm in the monologue.

Pull the fire alarm.

My agent's trying to set us up on a date.

You're going on a date?

A date...

...ton, Ohio, charity trip. Yes, yes.

That city needs our help, 'cause... 'cause it's, uh, in Ohio.

Mm-hmm.

Somehow, we've managed to keep the secret from Robin all afternoon.

My co-workers?

Well, they're doing the best they can.

Den de fur is datin de froggen.

No! Issa fur de piggen!