One Tree Hill

Previously on One Tree Hill:

- Take off the wedding ring. - What?

- Let them think you're a couple. - But we're not a couple.

Are you a couple in real life?

- Actually... - You know, the music never lies.

Somebody bashed in my car windshield last night.

I mean, could things get any worse?

You wanna ask me that again?

I fell in love with Keith for real.

I want him to know who you really are.

I'm sorry. She left.

I didn't do anything.

You sick bastard.

I found out about your arrangement and I went to Jules.

And I threatened to tell the truth.

My dad got that job...

in California.

We're moving next week.

What are we gonna do?

I don't want to go.

What are you doing here?

Go get Haley. She's your wife.

Charles Bukowski once wrote:

"There will always be something to ruin our lives.

"It all depends on what or which finds us first.

"We are always ripe and ready to be taken. "

Well, well, well. Isn't this the picture of a perfect family?

What are you doing here, Nicki?

You mean, why am I not in Seattle? Right.

Some skank writes a random city on a napkin...

and I catch the first flight out.

No. We had a court hearing a few weeks ago...

and imagine my surprise when you didn't show up.

I guess you didn't have your mail forwarded to Seattle.

So since you didn't show...

the judge granted me sole custody of my daughter...

which, for the brunette-impaired, means that Jenny comes home to Mommy.

You're lying.

That's cute. She talks for you.

But I have a feeling that a judge would have a problem...

awarding custody to a high-school dropout who kidnapped his baby anyway.

How do judges feel about women who abandon their children?

I don't know. There was no one in court to ask.

So she's mine now. Hand her over.

Forget it. She'll never be yours.

I don't even believe you anyway.

You can not believe me all the way to jail if you want.

She fights for you, too.

Fine.

We'll let the police deal with it.

See you soon, bunny.

Don't go.

I just needed to say it.

You have to stay.

We're finally friends again, and now I'm leaving.

I really liked being the girl behind the red door.

Mom.

What are you doing here?

I was waiting for Keith.

He never came home?

I guess not.

Yeah, he wasn't at Jules' apartment either.

Any idea where else he might be?

If I had two guesses, they'd both be at a bar getting drunk.

Why didn't you just tell me what was going on?

'Cause I knew you'd tell Keith.

And I thought moving in with Dan...

was the only way to get him to leave Keith alone.

You should have told me.

I'm sorry I hurt you.

You have no idea how hard this has been.

I have an idea.

So how did you find out about Dan's arrangement with Jules?

What arrangement with Jules?

What arrangement?

Dan paid Jules to be with you.

So both of you knew about it and you said nothing?

Keith, wait.

Let's talk about this.

Everyone I thought I cared about lied to me.

What's there to talk about?

I'm not gonna need a ride home after school.

I'm going to dinner with Peyton.

How romantic.

Is Velma picking you up in the Mystery Machine?

She's not gay, Felix.

Everyone at school thinks she is.

Yeah, because you painted "dyke" on her locker!

Practically wrote itself.

- That's not funny. - Look, whatever.

She's always jealous of me hanging around Brooke.

- And you know she has a crush on you. - That's not true.

Why did we leave our last school, Anna?

Because once the rumors started, we couldn't stop them.

And no one cared if they weren't true.

You cried every day, remember?

Yes, Felix, I remember.

And I wasn't gonna let that happen again.

I knew if I painted "dyke" on Peyton's locker...

everyone would think she was gay.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I was friends with her.

Really? I haven't seen you guys hanging out as much since then.

You see, Anna? You're so predictable.

One well-placed rumor, and you go running off scared.

Besides...

better her than you.

Little formal for work, don't you think?

Did you set me up?

Jules, the wedding, was it just all a big lie?

What? Of course not.

We're brothers, Keith. I would never do anything to hurt you.

Especially with the woman you're gonna marry.

I'm sorry. I can't keep going. It's just too good.

What can I say?

Of course I set you up.

How could you do that?

I just pictured you screwing my wife over and over again...

thought about the heart attack it gave me, and after that, it was easy.

Where is she?

I honestly don't know.

Check in the yellow pages under "W" for whore.

No, wait. She's not that bright. You better check under "H."

Get off him.

Come on.

Hey, calm down, man.

Get off me.

By the way, you're fired, too.

Do you believe that guy?

Congratulations, Dan.

I got nothing left to lose.

But you do.

Remember that.

I can't believe this is almost our last time walking to class together.

I can't believe I'm getting weepy about walking to class.

I feel like somebody needs to yell out, "Dead girl walking."

Band geek staring.

God.

I can't imagine what it would be like to not have you to talk to every day.

I'm gonna get you a webcam. That way it'll be like you're living with me.

Or I could just live with you.

- You could. - Yeah.

You can. You spend most of your time at my house anyway.

This is such a good idea. I'm so excited.

I'm gonna go find a phone and call my mom.

Why not just use your cell?

My parents put me on that pay-as-you-go plan.

I haven't paid.

Then go.

Go!

Hi. I have to tell you something.

All right, tell me on the way to class. I'm running late.

- It's gonna upset you. - That seems to be the trend this week.

Are you leaving town or here to steal a baby?

Felix is the one who spray-painted your locker.

You know, I'm really not all that surprised.

I thought I saw him goose-stepping down the hall.

I'm really sorry.

Anna, you're not the one who owes me an apology.

I wouldn't hold your breath. Felix isn't the remorseful type.

He owes you an apology, too.

He might have spray-painted "dyke" on my locker...

but he was talking about you.

He might not know that, but you do.

I know.

Haley, come on already.

We're gonna be late for our own wedding reception.

Okay, just give me two more minutes.

Babe, this shower massager has three speeds.

Yeah, and you have one: slow.

Quit complaining. I need the extra time.

Besides, people expect the bride to look beautiful.

Yeah? What about me?

Don't be silly. No one would ever expect that of you.

Okay. That does it.

If we're gonna be late, we're gonna have fun doing it.

Give me that shower massager.

Mom, I wanna stay with Peyton. I don't wanna leave school right now.

That is ridiculous. You and Dad are never even home.

No. Mom.

You look about as happy as I do.

You okay?

I'll be fine. I just have some things going on.

Nothing I can't handle.

Because it's totally unfair.

Yes, it is.

- Have you told her how you feel? - No.

Anyway, she's moving.

At least she'd know. That's something.

You're encouraging me to hit on your brother's girlfriend?

Yeah, I like you better.

I barely even knew her last year.

And now I can't imagine life around here without her.

No, I hate you.

She's so sweet.

- They said no. - Why?

Because this week they've decided to be parents.

They said that since you have no adult supervision...

it would be the same as having me stay alone.

Are you kidding?