Coffin Homes (鬼同你住)

Listen up, everyone.

This is a joyous day for the Leung family.

Mom's managed to fully recover.

Even the doctor called it a miracle.

That's why we organized this party to welcome you home.

Welcome home, Mommy!

Welcome home, Mommy!

- Cheers, everyone! - Cheers, Mommy.

Mommy, I'm Wylie, your second daughter.

In case she doesn't recognize me.

It means a lot for everyone to gather here today, Mom.

Shall we wish her a century of good health and beauty?

- Sure! - Of course!

I am 98 years old, do you want me to die 2 years later?

- No! - Don't say that!

No, Mom, you misunderstood Wylie!

She meant to wish you eternal youth and beauty.

- Exactly! - That's right.

Mommy, I'm Chuck.

Dad's trust fund is enough money for me.

Just make sure my sisters get their shares.

Mommy, I think their real wish is...

for you to split up the inheritance, then travel the world.

Watch your mouth, Fourth Sister.

I know you want to sell the villa.

What's wrong with that? The market's booming again!

You hid the deed to the house.

Think I don't know?

Stop playing dumb and hand it over!

- Hand it over! - Give us the deed!

- I don't have it! - Bullshit!

Big Sister!

No!

Hand the damn thing over!

You hear me?!

I'm not scared!

- I'm not joking around. - Calm down!

- Hand it over... - Don't do it!

Mommy!

Mom!

Mom's standing...

Mommy...

Mommy...

Mommy...

- Go check on Mom! - Go be the good son!

Mommy!

Mommy, you're well again!

You can walk!

Mommy!

My mother...

stabbed me...

I was wrong!

I'm sorry.

I won't do it again!

I'm Ss rry!

Mom, I'm your eldest daughter!

Drop dead!

Go to hell!

Just die!

Not my face, Mommy!

You said you love me most, you monster!

Fucker!

I forgot to translate to you, your mom also said...

...you are a waste of space!

Mommy...

Mommy...

Mommy...

Mommy!

I'm sorry. Your mom already died two days ago.

What?!

In the Philippines, we have a saying:

"A place where a life ends is where another form of life is born."

This is the real terminal lucidity.

Mom!

Mr. and Mrs. Yuen,

as you know, Central is our financial center

and Causeway Bay is our shopping center.

This place has transportation, great food, and a harbor view!

What's the markup on the harbor view then?

About 20%.

Take this flat as example.

It's $25,000 per square feet for a 1,400 square feet flat.

That's $34 million for the flat.

What's important is that the subway station is just downstairs.

Living comfort matters, don't you think?

- You said before the markup just $80 per sq ft! - That's right!

True, but the market rising like this proves that

there's retaliatory inflation going on. It's unbelievably fast!

How about this, kiddo?

Show me a few more flats. Central's good...

Oh! How about one in the Mid-Levels?

Well...

Are you planning to live in it or rent it out, Mr. Yuen?

Rent it out.

Renting...

I got it! I have one in the Mid-Levels, above Central.

Great!

It's a steal!

But there's no 13th and 14th floors...

- Never mind... - What?

Are you holding out on me?

Why is it a steal?

It's a death flat.

Never mind! Stop right there.

Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned it.

It's all right.

I'll find you a good flat in Central.

I'll call you when I have good news, okay?

Wait here, honey.

Hey, kiddo!

Hey, kiddo!

How much does that death flat cost?

What's the discount on it?

10% below market rate.

But compared to the place I just showed you...

It's 50% cheaper.

That's it? It's a death flat!

$7 mil for 600 square feet is a bargain in Mid-Levels!

How about this?

If it's 20% below market rate,

I'd be interested.

Wait, sweetheart.

The building has no 13th or 14th floors.

Does that mean it's haunted?

Hong Kong developers are superstitious these days.

13 and 14 are unlucky numbers in the West and the East.

They'd rather not have them.

The flat's getting a lot of interest.

I'm meeting another buyer now.

20% discount, then we can talk!

Fourth Sister, Big Sister will sell this house?

I think so.

So, what do we do with them?

I don't know.

The garden is a good place.

Don't worry, we wait for the sun.

They will be ghosts after waiting so long.

But they're no longer human.

- Stuff it in! - Eat up!

Just stuff it in.

Suck it up!

Just stop.

Your mother said she's choking.

None of your business! I need towel, hurry up!

We better sell the villa and split the cash, right?

I agree.

Remember to loop me in.

Another flat viewing, Mr. Lam?

Yeah.

We just finished a viewing.

He's also a property agent.

See what I mean?

Once bad luck passes in Hong Kong, people naturally resurface.

and the market will recover!

Yup! Our economy won't collapse.

Just hang in there!

We have to go.

- Bye! - See ya.

Jimmy Lam!

You scared me to death!

Why didn't you tell me you were doing a viewing?

It was last-minute for me, too!

It's pouring out there.

Let's spend the night here.

I haven't seen you forever.

It's only been a few days.

Look at this.

I made this. I'm pretty sweet to you, right?

It's tacky.

Be honest.

How many girls have you screwed in this flat?

You're the first.

But we can go to your place instead.

Yeah, right.

You must be one of those agents who won't date other agents.

That's absurd!

The market rate's moving again.

Did your agency adjust this flat's price?

You're talking shop again?

We work for different agencies.

Are there business secrets between us?

Look, this is the truth.

Even at different agencies, the flat is the same price.

We wouldn't sell at different prices.

We just react to the market.

This flat costs $7 million!

That's just 10,000 per square feet.

It's easy to make a profit by renting it out.

Your boyfriend's lived here for so long.

Did I ever mess with him?

Never.

Because he's a decent chap for keeping the place tidy.

When he stays here,

he keeps a human scent around.

That makes me happy.

Feel free to give more flat tours.

I don't mind!

But you keep taking turns coming here...

Seems like the market is resurrecting.

But if you sell the place, I'm out of a home.