Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Dr. Weird: Behold!

There is an adhesive bandage in

my 'Nana pudding!

I demand that it be removed!

Thank you.

Uh, you know, you

could probably get it for free

now.

Dr. Weird: Woman!

Bring back the bandage.

I want it for free!

* unit patrol, unit patrol

* unit patrol, unit patrol

* they're back on the beat to

make crime disappear *

* beefy disguises from ground-up

steer *

* a Sherlock Holmes with

laser-beam eyes *

* your own private dick

* unit patrol, unit patrol

Spread 'em

* unit patrol, unit patrol

Wider.

* crime doesn't pay

* unless you get away

* but you won't

* 'cause you can't from the

aqua unit patrol squad *

* one

Tonight's episode,

"Allen part 1."

What's going on in

there?

What's he doing?

What's he doing?

What's going on?

How we lookin'?

What's going on in there?

Meatwad, I'm gonna need you to

get me a visual on the building.

Copy that?

Well, right now,

Princess is riding a dinosaur

over the rainbow in

magic candy kingdom.

And they've been doing that

quite a bit.

Something's up.

I think I would have

remembered our client mentioning

that we were tracking a

dinosaur.

We're not getting paid enough

for that, and we never discussed

mileage to the

magic candy kingdom.

I sure would like to

get a wire on that dinosaur.

Shake, just look at

the house, will you?

Yeah, Meatwad, you're

looking at the wrong house.

This disk, dummy.

Oh, this is the

house.

Okay.

No, damn it.

Over there.

Look, look. I see some action.

Oh, h-hey, ma'am.

How you doing there?

Howdy, ma'am.

Hey there.

Hey, we're just three

guys hanging out.

Y-you, uh, need some

help or...

I don't think she saw

us.

Frylock, you're burned.

You're out.

Good, 'cause I was

gonna leave anyways, 'cause this

is boring, man.

Fine.

It's not the first case I've had

to crack by myself.

You just tell us exactly what

we're supposed to do, and then

don't let the door hit your VCR

on the way out.

What are you doing

back there?

Eh, eh, eh.

That was the old show.

Yeah, I know.

This is the new show, where

we're detectives.

And you're no longer a part of

it, so amscray...Uttface.

Have fun getting soft.

Hey, can I get me

some more of them catfish

nuggets?

You ate that whole

box?

All gone.

That was our entire

advance!

That's supposed to last the

whole night!

Is it morning yet?

Shake, wake up. Wake up.

What?

We got action at

3:00 -- 6:00?

Is the little hand the minute

hand?

Ha!

So that's what he drives to

visit his mistress.

Another piece of the puzzle

falls into place.

But why would he do

that to his own house, Shake?

Well, that's an

insurance scam.

Or he's trying to hide the

evidence.

We're going undercover.

Oui, oui.

Ha, ha, ha! Bonjour.

I am your new neighbor.

I just, uh, moved -- how you

say -- move in.

And you must be...

Tearing this house down.

Ah, ha, ha!

To hide evidence, maybe, huh?

Possibil insurance scam.

No, no. It is cool.

You can tell me, jacque.

Everyone tells jacque.

It's been vacant for 10

years.

Ah, so that's your

story.

So maybe you can tell me...Why

you're having an affair in

there.

Ha, ha, ha!

Cuff him!

Hey, Shake, I don't

think this is the right house or

even the right dinosaur.

Then why is our guy

here?

Well, 'cause --

'cause he got sent by the city

to tear this empty house down.

Then why is he large

and black?

The guy we're looking for is

small and white.

Y'all need to clear on out of

here.

I got work to do.

All right, Chuck, i'm

gonna ask you once.

Maybe you can tell me what kind

of back-room operation you had

to have to look like that.

Huh?

Did you see how close I was to

nailing that guy?

More water, please.

I checked with our

client, and, well, turns out she

wasn't married.

Then how come she had

a husband who was having an

affair?

She didn't.

Exactly.

You can't have someone have an

affair on you if you're single.

We're gonna have to put a tail

on this bitch.

Look, man, I called

her.

She said she told you that she

wanted us to find her cat for

her.

So we owe her $100

worth of catfish nuggets.

I think that guy took

her cat and then framed us into

saying we were detectives,

because we clearly have not been