Dracula

No! No!

Hello. I've been dying to meet you.

Count Dracula...

Have you eaten?

I've worked up an appetite. Good thing there are two of you.

No.

Under no circumstances are there two of us.

Take Mina, lose me.

I know you don't like to drink the blood of the dead.

You'd die to save this terrified child?

I'd die to save any terrified child. Why?

Because I'm not like you.

There's a nobler purpose to my life than simply prolonging it.

Settle for her, or take me and learn something.

Run.

Go! Now!

Agatha Van Helsing,

I am going to make you last.

You'll be part of me.

You'll travel to the new world in my veins.

Come, boy. Suckle.

Ohh. When did you get in? I didn't hear you.

Close the curtains, would you, love?

Who are you?

Er...

S-sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you.

What are you doing here? Who are you? Um...

Are you a friend of Bob's?

Oh, God, did you have to bring him home? Sorry.

He invited me in.

What's the state of him?

He's downstairs.

Drunk?

Well, that's certainly one way of putting it.

What the bloody hell is going on?

Shh...

Bob?

Where's Bob?

Wh...?

What have you done to me fridge?

Is the fridge the white box?

Yeah.

Bob's in the fridge.

Took a bit of...of folding.

Look at her.

So, so beautiful.

He's alive.

Oh, please, you mustn't worry.

He definitely isn't.

Just a bit restless.

Welcome to England, Count Dracula.

What kept you?

Are you hungry?

Agatha!

No...

How long?

Do you need to feed now?

How long was I in the water?

123 years.

Is that all?

I'm sorry?

Ah!

You've been busy. I like the flying thing.

What about this one over here? Does that fly, too?

No, that doesn't fly.

OK, I think we've got this. You can head back.

Roger that.

You're not her, are you?

But it's the same bloodline.

Unmistakable.

May I see that? Stand your ground, soldier!

It's not a weapon.

No, of course not. It's a camera. May I see it?

Give it to him.

Yep.

Boo!

How did you recognise it?

Can't look like any camera you've ever seen.

I've been around since the 15th century.

Things change. You get used to it.

You do seem to be accelerating, though.

Very good.

Smile.

Please.

I'm sure you have a very pretty smile. May I see it?

Want to do it together?

Hmm?

Yeah?

Ah. Smile.

There. Smile.

Drop your weapon! Drop yours!

Drop it! Drop yours!

Now, please, have mercy and smile.

I've been sleeping underwater for more than a century.

There are many advantages to being a vampire,

but it does make it hard to be a morning person.

There.

That's better.

You see? I'm not so bad after all.

Man down! Smile.

Drop that weapon! Don't shoot him!

Do not shoot him!

I said drop it! Smile. Drop it now! No.

I can hear your pulse.

It's very lively now.

Van Helsing.

Descendent, I assume?

Sister Agatha Van Helsing was my great-great-aunt

on my father's side.

I really liked her.

By my understanding, you killed her.

Killing is healthy competition.

Mercy is disrespect.

Oh! Oh!

Go, go! Follow your orders!

I like the noise it makes. That's a nice touch.

Listen...he's really not worth your sympathy.

He enjoyed hitting you, you know.

I've acquired some of your husband's memories.

I think you would say that I've downloaded them.

How?

Orally.

May I?

Kathleen, isn't it?

Yeah.

What's wrong with your servants, Kathleen?

Is it their day off?

I'm assuming you have staff.

You're clearly very wealthy.

Wealthy?

Yes! Well, look at all this stuff.

All this food.

The moving picture box.

Um, and that thing outside. Bob calls it, um...

..a car.

Is that yours? Yeah.

And this...

..treasure-trove is your house.

It's a dump. It's amazing.

Kathleen, I've been a nobleman for 400 years.

I've lived in castles and palaces among the richest people of any age.

Never, never have I stood

in greater luxury than surrounds me now.

This is a chamber of marvels!

There isn't a king or queen or emperor

that I have ever known, or eaten,

who would step into this room and ever agree to leave it again.

I knew the future would bring wonders.

I did not know it would make them ordinary.

400 years?

Oh, sorry. Uh, 500, actually.

I slept in. Who are you?

I'm a vampire.

No, no, don't be silly, Kathleen.

You know it's true. People always know.

Trust the hairs on the back of your neck.

I'm the reason you have them.

Now...

There usually are questions.

Um...

Do you have a reflection?

I'm sorry? In the mirror.

They don't have reflections in the films, vampires.

Do I look like someone who can't see himself in the mirror? Hmm?

Er...

Most of the vampire legends are wrong...or misunderstood.

But mirrors...

I don't see any less in a mirror than you do.

I see more.

Ah!

Ah, no!

Do you have an orchestra?

Hello?

Oh.

Telephone. Thank you, Bob.

Who else is up there?

Argh!

Get in the box.

How did you find me?

It's not difficult to follow a trail of devastation.

The sun is up. You need to get in the box.

Um, you may not have noticed, but there's a roof over my head.

I've noticed. Whoa! Oh!

Get in the box.

Did you hear me?

Are you in the box?

Meet me downstairs.

Hello?

Count Dracula?

Hello?

OK, I'm coming in.

Keep in mind, I've got people outside.

Anything happens to me, they're going to tear the roof off and let you burn.

Hello?

Where are you?

Kill me!

Kill me!

Kill me.

Kill me!

Scared yet?