Idle Mermaid (잉여공주)

It's been exactly 100 days...

since I came here.

I won't be able to forget...

the happy memories...

and friends.

You're curious...

why I'm standing here, aren't you?

I'll tell you...

my story from here on.

The deep sea is full of creatures...

unknown to mankind.

But the most important thing is missing.

A male human I can fall in love with!

My name is Aileen.

I'm sure you're perplexed...

but I'm a mermaid.

I love human beings' smartphones.

Wherever Wi-Fi goes, Aileen goes.

They're waterproof these days.

My hobbies are...

celebrity filing...

on-line shopping, fashion item searching...

watching new dramas and movies...

and searching for the popular restaurants.

My gift is charging my phone and making full use of it.

But why am I in the Han River?

The hottest guy on earth.

I've had my eyes on him for 6 months.

Perfect face.

Perfect body.

That edible apple bottom.

I want to eat it.

We're on standby.

What the hell.

Hey!

She's ruining the mood.

Hey!

This is water parsley.

If it slipped your mind...

you can grab some at the Wonhyo Bridge Water Parsley Farm.

That tip will come in handy.

Now, let's...

start plating.

Sprinkle baked salt here.

Then put the fish on top.

That makes a perfect vacation dish...

Cut!

Where's the mat?

I'm sorry, but...

Don't you know the mat is one of the basics?

I'm sorry.

What should we do? We can't find a mat here.

Let's shoot again next time.

I can't let this go on air.

What should we do?

What now...

Wait a minute!

How's that?

Let's start all over again.

He's so hot.

Shi Kyung!

That butt!

What am I going to do?

Oh!

The chef can be scary.

He's usually quite caring.

But when it comes to work, he doesn’t like mistakes.

That's sexy!

He's perfect.

He's really popular.

Really?

I see.

Yeah.

It'd be awkward if I went back now.

Yeah, don't go.

Tuna?

Mr. Kwon!

It's quite mushy.

It's so exciting!

Oh, yes!

She had to come now?

Shi Kyung!

Bye!

Mr. Kwon!

- Mr. Kwon! - Mr. Kwon!

Fantastic!

Vincent Van Gogh.

He was so immersed in painting...

he even cut his own ear off.

I used to be an art student...

crazy about drawing too.

But...

instead of cutting off my ear...

I broke my paintbrush.

Lee Hyun Myung.

I was meant to meet him.

I heard he can write 70 cover letters in one sitting.

Really?

I became immersed in bringing out the beauty within myself.

I'm confident of my aesthetic abilities.

But I went crazy for the beauty of nature and the mountains.

I'll become an elite who creates hybrids of nature and technology.

Autobiography Fabricator...

indeed.

I want a job so bad!

The witch from earlier today.

She's Yoon Jin Ah who brags about working for a major company.

Did you write many cover letters?

Mm-hmm.

Why's your hair wet?

You went to work like this?

The chef fell in the river and I saved him.

Why did you save him?

And why'd you rip your skirt?

What are you imagining?

You're so sexy.

Like a mermaid.

Geez.

The moving truck is coming early. I need to pack.

I already packed everything.

Please!

Happy?

Hey, guys!

Hurry on down!

What?

What?

What's wrong?

Stop it!

Thanks, everyone.

I'll come hang out often.

Et, cetera...

I'll just omit you guys.

Ok, ok.

The ivy league law school graduate...

who ruined his life with video games.

Do Ji Yong.

Apparently, that's an ivy league brain.

The pretty boy with the cute face.

Big.

His real name is a secret.

The share house owner who turns the other cheek...

if anyone slaps him on the one cheek.

Lee Sun Kyu.

Ew...

Hey.

And you ask who this cynical face is?

I. Won't. Tell. You.

But you can look forward to who she is.

You're not going to take this?

No.

You can use it. It's all built-in.

It feels weird.

Like we're separating.

No way. I'll be right across the bridge.

You really don't want me to go tomorrow?

No, you don't need to come.

I have to go straight to work.

Then...

it's our last night here together.

No.

- Why not? - No.

Hi, Mr. Kwon!

How are you feeling?

Are you ok?

Who is it?

Yes.

Of course, I'm fine.

Who is it?

Yes.

Tomorrow?

Of course, I'll be there.

I'll bet...

$10 that they'll split.

Me too.

Me too.

Then it can't be a bet.

You bet that they won't split.

Ok...

I'll bet $10 that they won't split.

Stop it.

We can just call off the bet.

Yeah?

Cheers for that couple's future!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Cheers!

Was it a dream?

Hello.

They're all washed.

- Thank you. - Sure.

Bye.

This was in the pocket.

My pocket?

Yes, it seemed valuable so I brought it.

Bye.

I can't figure it out.

Yes!

This...

isn't invasion of privacy.

I'm gaining info to find the owner of the cell phone.

Sorry, Shi Kyung.