Martin Luther King (మార్టిన్ లూథర్ కింగ్)

PADAMARAPADU

Argh! Go away!

Oops! There's somebody sitting here?

This isn't working. It’s time to switch to Digital India.

Is the entire village here already?

Forget 6 feet of ground after you are dead,

You can’t find 2 feet to shit in this country.

Hey! Who the hell is flashing light over there?

Why do you need this much light to take a shit?

Ey! Get up, UP!

Dhamu! Adugulu... Where are you guys taking me?

Shut up man! I just got started. Give me 5 minutes.

Damn, he's so heavy!

Hop in!

Dhamu, I see more men over there. Let’s get them!

Dhanam...

Hey Dhanam!

Bhagyam...

Bhagyam!

Why isn’t anyone responding?

Ugh! What is it?

My loincloth is stained.

I’m running late for the inauguration ceremony.

Give me that!

Inauguration, my foot! You talk as if you built some palace.

I’m the President’s first wife only for the namesake.

You couldn’t even get my son the Toilet contract, bloody!

You handed it on a platter to some stranger.

Now you are off to inaugurate that godforsaken toilet.

Listen to me loud and clear.

My son Jaggu should get the road contract.

No two ways about it. -Oh, really?

What about my son then?

Even though he’s young, people say he’s got your heart.

My son deserves this road contract.

Like my guru Potti Sriramulu, who united the two Telugu-speaking states,

I too had hoped to unite the two castes that are tearing this village apart.

I thought of myself as a social reformer...

...and married the two of you from both sides.

What was the point?

Even after 40 years, you both are still butting your heads like rams.

Both sides tolerate each other only out of respect for me.

Otherwise, this village would’ve been in flames by now.

Look, both of you! I know our sons’ potential more than you do.

If you keep annoying me like this everyday,

I’ll get another heart stroke and fly away like a bird.

And then, you and your sons can lay the roads happily.

Please don’t say that, dear.

You don’t have to get so aggressive, my love.

What else do you expect?

Get out of my sight!

Go inside!

Sir...

Yeah, coming.

They don't even know how much the bus ticket to town costs.

But they want road contracts.

Sir...

What? What do you want now?

Pull over.

VILLAGE TOILET, PADAMARAPADU

Get down, people!

Dhamu, take a headcount. Make sure nobody ditched us.

Alright.

One! -Get down.

Two! -Get down.

Three!

Hey, stop! Stop! Stop! -Let me go. I really have to poop.

Hey Pothu, look at that, will ya?

First ever toilet in Padamarapadu.

That too in the North.

Don’t ya love it?

They were going to build 8 steps. I told’em people will shit themselves...

reaching the comode. So, I advised them to keep it to 4.

Hey Bava (brother-in-law) is here!

Greetings, sir.

Listen...

Is everybody here? -Yes, Bava. I made sure.

We spent heaps on building a grand toilet in the North...

...instead of celebrating, you’ll decided to go into the bushes?

How can one toilet accommodate all of us, Jaggu?

Pothu, what are you saying?

It's not about the toilet. It's a matter of pride.

If our President sees you going in the bushes again,

he'll have another stroke.

True that, Pothu. The pride of our Northerners lies in that toilet.

Our President is finally considering making our leader the next President.

If you guys mess up, that moron will grab the opportunity.

Oh, shit! The Southerners are here.

Rest in Peace, my bowel.

Let's go, girls.

Come on, hurry up!

Place it higher.

Bro...

It's not a Western toilet. It's just Indian.

Damn, it's Indian?!

One should learn from you guys how to boast.

It's our toilet and it’s our wish.

What the hell are you doing here anyways?

To admire the toilet's architecture. Why do people come to a toilet, dumbass?

Then what do you need a crowbar for? -For you, duh.

How dare you! -Guys, break it off!

What are you people doing here?

Go away before the President arrives.

Hey Loki, father built this for the Northerners.

What? He built it for the Northerners?

Can you read what's written up there?

Village toilet, Padamarapadu.

It belongs to the village. Even us Southerners can use it.

Where was this unity when the school was built on your side?

You kicked our children out, remember?

Yes, but didn't you demolish the school that very night?

What the hell! -Hey!

Stop it!

This is pointless.

We built this for us Northerners.

Only we're allowed to go.

Oh, yeah? I dare you to use it.

Bava, they're provoking us deliberately.

A few blows to the cheek and... -Seriously?! Come on! Let’s go!

I said stop!

There! Our President is here. Let him settle this argument.

Make way!

Hi Dad...

What did you guys screw up this time, huh?

Tell us, dad. The village toilet is meant for everyone, right?

How can they impose a ban on the Southerners.

But, father...

We built it in the North for the Northerners, right?

How can the Southerners shit all over it?

Are you seriously fighting over North and South for taking a dump?

Stop it!

Everyone shits the same colour!

But we built only one toilet.

Yes, because I hoped at least that will unite both the sides.

It's getting late. Hand me the scissors.

I can’t believe I envy that dog right now.

Now that the dog did the honors, I guess everybody can go home.

Who is that?

Who's there?

Go clean that.

Bro, why would I clean it?

Be quiet. They'll clean it.

You clean it then.

Is he serious, Bava? Cleaning a toilet beneath us.

Right! So, you are happy to take a shit but expect someone else to clean it up.

Fine. I'll clean it myself.

Father! How can you do such a thing?

Who's going to clean it then?

There's a way.

What is it?

Smile.

Smile? Who's Smile?

Who’s this Smile?

SWAYAMKRUSHI COBBLER SHOP

Hey! Shh! Listen!

Hey, you!

Wake that Idiot up!

The President wants to see him this instant.

Hey, Smile!

Smile!

Smile!

Smile, wake up!

What? -The President asked for us. Let’s go.

Hey! The President wears brown slippers. Not black.

Carry an empty bag in case they give old footwear.

Hurry up!

Let's go, brother.

Get down, you morons!

Don’t you know where your caste belongs?

How dare you get into the car?!

You asked us to hurry, so... -So what?

You think you can sit in the car like it’s yours while I drive like your servant?

Follow the car on foot!

Okay, sir. We'll follow you.

These dogs are forbidden from walking through the front doors, and they think they can ride in the car!

Why did he bring the car if he doesn’t want us to get in?

Maybe he can’t do pillion riding.

It’s okay. We’ll walk.

There’s no pillion riding in a car! How dumb are you?

I swear, I once saw 4-5 people riding in a car.

Please move!

Greetings, sir. -Greetings.

Grab the polish cream.

Hey! Do you think we are stupid?

You think we called you all the way here to polish?

Go clean that toilet!

That's not our job. We only deal with footwear.

Why? Are you embarrassed to clean the toilet?

Don't trouble them. I’ll do it.

Dad, you calm down.

No, no! I can't let you clean the toilet, Sir.

I'll do it.

It's done, sir.

You guys don't even have the courtesy to pay him.

Here. Make sure he gets this.

Sure, sir. -Come, let’s go...

Brother...

Money...?

No, thanks.

It’s that simple!