Sakamoto desu ga? (Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto)

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Now!

Acchan!

You okay?

Yeah, I think.

But, it's not gonna be easy...

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getting through the porn gate!

Really, Is Sakamoto a Pervert?

Yeah, this isn't like the entrance to the bath house.

But, today's the day we're jumping to the porn level, right?

Yeah, damn straight.

I didn't expect to see you here, Sakamoto-kun!

Is this God's will?

Are you here for today's homework, too?

Is it for the "favorite movie" assignment?

Sakamoto?

Yes.

I'm here to rent "My Summer with Chirpsuke".

You Can Have My Tongue...

Don't do boring stuff like homework...

Hey, let's watch it together!

Non.

Excuse me.

You Can Have My Tongue...

Sorry, Sakamoto.

My Summer with Chirpsuke

Now, don't glare at me like that.

This is just a little trade.

I want you to get me a forbidden disc hidden in the back section of this floor.

Of course, we'll back you up.

We'll use this to give you instructions.

And this is is a rental card I borrowed from my adult brother.

So, you're saying...

you want me to rent a porn video for you?

R-Right.

If Chirpsuke is important to you, that is.

Very well.

It will be a warm-up for my homework.

The first barrier is the curtain.

Be smart about this.

Don't let anyone see you going in.

Don't make a show of smacking into it.

Go in the moment you see an opening in the curtain.

Understood.

He's being really careful.

Look at him circling all the shelves...

Yeah, that's the thing. It's hard to find the right moment.

No, Acchan, that's not it! He's...

creating a new air current by circling the shelves!

Huh? What's that about?

Just watch.

Hey! Th-There's an opening!

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He's gone...

He managed to get in.

Yeah.

Incredible. I couldn't see the moment he went in.

Only you, Sakamoto...

This is just the start, though.

Take care in determining

which is the real deal.

He's sure taking a while.

Yeah...

And the curtain isn't even twitching.

Maybe he can't escape...

Huh?

Maybe there's not enough room to create an air current like he did earlier?

You mean Sakamoto's trapped in that 18+ prison forever?

That was one luscious folding-fan dance...

Sakamoto, can you hear me?

I'll give you voice orders from now on, so act accordingly.

There are three girls from our class hiding on this floor:

one in the Japanese movies section,

one in the Western movies section,

and one in the CD section.

Action

Horror

Mystery

Foreign Drama Series

So take a left at both the sci-fi and mystery sections,

Western Movies

Korean New Releases

Japanese Movies

and head through the Korean section to the register.

Register

Don't let them catch you!

Understood.

Good, good, that's it!

Now, turn into the Korean section.

Korean Section

Winter Prism

Chon Chorizo...

Hey! Why didn't you go through the Korean section?!

New Releases Japanese Movies

Anime

No! If you go that way...

Sakamoto-kun!

Huh?

Sakamoto-kun?

Hey, what'd you rent?

Wow! Look at them all!

Let me see! Tell me what they are!

Secret technique...

Putting That Aside

Putting That Aside...

The weather is lovely today.

Yeah, it's really nice out today.

Wait... What were we talking about?

Oh, it was about the DVDs Sakamoto-kun had.

He doesn't have any now, though...

Yes! He used the robot dance to send the topic down a conveyor belt!

Oh, yeah! I found an album that fits your image perfectly!

Come see!

Sakamoto, now!

Hide near the counter!

Good! Okay, next up is the final barrier.

Portray an adult.

This is the hardest part. Don't panic, whatever you do.

Understood.

Hey, look. He's writing something on his hand.

Idiot! He's writing "person."

Even he must get nervous sometimes.

After all...

Ah... Oh... Uh...

All right, baby! The clerk is a total newbie!

Yes!

Yes! You can do this!

Go!

Next, please...

Ah, thank you for waiting.

Let me.

Th-The boss?!

This man's movements have been suspicious for a while.

Oh? Adult videos, eh?

I'll ask for clarification to throw him off-balance.

Sir, are you absolutely certain these are what you want?

No.

Add these, too.

What?! He's confident enough to add more to the stack?!

Or is he just bluffing?

Sir, may I see your card?

Sir, you are 27 years old, correct?

And yet you look so young.

You could pass for a college... No, a high school student.

I'm told that quite often.

How long do you think you can keep up that poker face?

Let's try one more push...

Sir, will this be a one-week renta—

One-day, please.

H-He plans to watch all these in one day?!

Does he have a lot of tension built up because he's in high school?!

I can't read his age!

That looks...

really expensive...

That's...

Could you please hurry?

I don't have much time

before I need to see my next client.

Wh-Which is he? A rich high schooler,

or a babyfaced worker making his rounds?!

Well?

Time is money.

Thank you very much.

And that's mission clear.

Do Not Enter

I never would've guessed you were drawing an Alex watch on your hand.

I guess it's obvious why I saw potential in you!

Your quick wit, your calm demeanor...

You must have a lot of experience with this.

Who can say?

Hey, since this worked so well, let's have a viewing party at my place.

You've gotta give your commentary! Okay, Paisen?

Oh, look at the time. I must go.

Huh?! Hey!

Wait, isn't that watch... What are you so spooked for?