Below Deck Down Under

Previously on "Below Deck Down Under..."

This is perfect.

You’re putting out good food.

Let’s keep that food improving.

Awesome.

A self-aware chef definitely has got the potential to grow.

I just saw the way that Luke was looking at you

and I’m feeling very protective.

All they want is water and bed.

No Luke.

Luke is ----ing running out of Margot’s bed naked.

She was completely unconscious.

I’m going to go down and find Luke.

I’m going to terminate his employment.

-Come on, mate. -Oh.

Up.

She’s ----ed up, I think.

I’m going to terminate your employment.

I think it’s a mistake.

Laura’s comments weren’t fitting for us.

I know that’s going to put a little bit of stress

on the interior.

We’re working on a replacement.

From deck point of view, Culver,

you’re going to have to step in at the moment.

You want to do this front part?

Yeah, I don’t know.

If Jason can’t find us a new bosun,

then we’re kind of screwed.

Morning, mate.

Oh, morning.

-How are you? -Yeah, good.

Number four.

Yeah, we’re just trying to get main deck aft straight

and then we’ll just work our way up.

Okay.

Good morning.

Do you want to deal with the day head?

-Sure. -Yeah?

Get mentally prepared to have a busy day.

All right.

Can I have a Harry hug?

Always welcome to a Harry hug.

Oh, I just love you.

-Okay. -Okay.

Now I feel so much better. I’m serious.

Oh, really? Oh, that’s good.

Aesha and Tzarina,

can we meet for a preference sheet meeting, please?

Copy.

All right.

-Culver. -Yes.

Have you heard anything about the new deckie?

-When’s he coming? -I don’t know.

I haven’t heard anything.

Team.

-Hi, Captain. -Hello.

We’ve got a pretty easy one.

-Oh, what do you have? -Do we?

Oh, my gosh. Is she?

-Oh, Laura Desiree. -Is that Pink?

Laura Desiree is a New York based news personality

for a live streaming website.

She considers herself a sex journalist.

Laura will be joined by adult entertainers Skyy,

Jessie Lee and Claudio.

Cam4 staff members, Vanna Faye and Johnny.

Oh, yeah.

The guest requests a big gay brunch

with the food spread as outrageous and exciting

as the decor.

Oh, this is what I was worried about.

I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

The final evening’s theme will be animal instincts.

Primary Laura would like to be served as dessert.

Her body decorated by the chef.

Well, there’s opportunities there for some fun stuff.

Oh, like, massively.

Do you think I could paint her with chocolate?

Yes, why not?

Finally, my sort of people.

What? Today?

Jessie Lee, dietary restrictions, vegan.

She’s only mentioned it eight times.

I do have a second officer coming in this morning.

Oh.

And then we’re working on a second stewardess for this trip.

Well done.

She’s a babe.

Oh, are you bi?

You’re attracted to the person, not the sex.

-Yeah. -So let’s look at this porn.

Holy sh--.

I don’t understand what that angle is.

What’s even going on here?

No, maybe look at that upside down.

There’s a lot going on.

You want to do that deck head or not?

Oh, yeah. Why not?

Soapy, soap, soap.

Man, these next few days are gonna be so much.

You’re gonna get to see just how bad I am at decor.

Trust me, whatever you are I’m a million times worse.

Love that.

I’m going into this charter with just Margot and myself,

and she is very green.

Margot is going to do mornings.

I’m going to do mornings and middle and night

and just hope that we’re going to get a new stew before I die.

I will do my best. I promise.

You always do.

Yeah.

People get fired all the time, which it sucks.

You know, I never like to see it,

but there’s always a kid waiting on the dock

with his bags ready to go.

Fun in the sun.

Let’s see what we’re working with.

-Hey, how’s it going, man? -What’s up, brother?

I feel like I’m already wearing the uniform.

Oh, boy.

-Hello. -Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, my God. -Culver.

Culver. Culver.

-Oh, you? -How are you?

Classic.

Oh, God, Joao.

You look lovely.

Thank you, baby.

You look like a sexy Russian tonight.

One that you pay for.

You’re saying she looks like a prostitute.

He’s the worst.

-What’s up, brother? -Hey, how’s it going, mate?

-What’s your name? -Joao.

Joao, nice to meet you. Adam.

Want me to take you to the captain first?

Yeah, captain first.

I’ll take your stuff because you’re in a room with me.

All right, cool, mate. Thanks.

Good gracious.

We’ve got the new officer.

Well, we need one.

Yes, we do.

-Hey, how’s it going? -Jason.

-Nice to meet you, mate. -Joao. Nice to meet you.

Thanks for making it.

100%. Appreciate being here.

Thank you very much.

I’m really looking forward to working with captain Jason.

He has a lot of experience.

It’s very intimidating.

Get dressed. We’ll give you a quick famil.

Guests on in 45 minutes.

You can meet the team on your way around.

I have so far been a captain for three and a half years

on 30-meter boats.

But I’m looking to get more experience

from a bigger captain on a bigger boat

because I have the ambition to get to the top.

Well, mate, thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

Nice to meet you.

-Margot. -Hello.

-This is Joao. -Hello.

-So nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you.

-How are you doing? -Welcome.

Thank you very much. So glad you’re here.

-Hey, Joao. -Hi.

-How are you? -Good.

How are you?

I do.

I just got on. Let’s slowly get into it, yeah?

-All right, honey. -Cheers.

Do you need space or do you want to talk about it?

-Do you guys know each other? -Yes.

We’ve got lots of friends.

OMG. Was this a long time ago?

No, not too far.

He’s definitely a guy’s guy and a womanizer.

-This is your cabin here. -Thanks. Okay.

I know Joao from mutual friends in Parma

and also the fact that he dated one of my best friends

and I was hooking up with one of his best friends two years ago.

Joao just really ----ed over my friend big time.

Lying, deceit, totally messing around.

It’s going to make it really awkward this season on the boat.

This is going to be...

I just wanted to quickly say I think we both know

we didn’t end on great terms last time

we were together.

No, we didn’t and it’s okay. I forgive you.

No, I’m kidding. I’m joking.

Thank you.

But I think we should just leave it in the past.

We’re both heads of department so I think we’ll just...

Well done.

-Thank you. -That’s amazing.

Yeah, it’s really cool.

Aesha and I have exchanged words to say the least.