Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

His list is like clean scuppers, which it'’s not...

I need to sleep.

I pretty much want the jobs done.

Okay.

Welcome to your Whitsunday crocodile safari.

Best day off ever.

What the ?

I give '’em a day off,

and I'’m actually cleaning up all their

Someone'’s gonna cop it for this.

Wait, I'’m following you, because you'’re the guy.

Oh, they'’re totally making babies.

They'’re, like, perfect.

Culver, what do you like in a girl?

Chemistry that feels like a drug.

Like Brittini.

Everyone'’s so into us hooking up.

Have I thought about it? Yes.

- Magda? - Ooh!

I'’m super sick today.

Do I turn full bitch?

Your phone use on board is...

I swear to God, if Ryan doesn'’t serve up our squid...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You do anything with his squid?

No squid yet. Let me finish my dinner...

- Hey. - And you can talk all you want.

No, no, no, listen...

I didn'’t ask for your opinion.

Mate, I'’m your captain.

If you wanna bring it up three decibels, I'’ll bring it up four.

I don'’t regret a single word I said.

I'’m thinking about making a change.

I'’d probably need a few CVs to look through.

You do every tablescape.

When the dishes roll back, it'’s time for her to go down.

Everyone always speaks sh-- about a chief stew.

They have a problem with you delegating.

Walls are thin on a boat.

Tumi, you just exposed how fake of a person you are.

You went and told our exact conversation to Aesha.

You'’re two-faced as

- Bye, bye, bye. - Two-faced.

You'’re crazy.

Hey, I'’m real, though.

You'’re batsh-- nuts.

You'’re a bullsh-- person.

Adios.

Ryan obviously has it in for me, and Magda,

literally just doing my job,

punished her for that day that she did...

Yeah.

literally nothing, and she'’s taking that really personally.

You run your mouth.

Jamie, I don'’t hear her.

Jamie you don'’t have to worry about it.

I'’m the only one constantly trying to have compassion,

and now he is disrespecting me.

Okay, well, let'’s see who you have now.

Good luck.

Bye, go to sleep.

Like, my work is...

means so much to me, it'’s, like...

Yeah, we see you as such a strong chief stew.

Aw!

There'’s a reason that you have this position,

and this position is ----ing hard.

Yeah.

You'’re the mom, and you ----ing own that sh--.

I feel like the mom.

You'’re the cool mom.

- And I'’ve... - You are that, and...

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- I really appreciate it. - Yeah, of course.

Thank you, darling.

- I love you. - Love you, too.

- Yeah. - I really appreciate it.

I'’ve worked my ----ing ass off in this industry.

I'’ve worked my way up and I really prepared myself

for this season.

- Thanks, girl. - Yeah.

But one thing that I didn'’t prepare for

was for people to hate me.

I'’m like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So...

This is more about me right now than her.

I wish I could be less sensitive, but this is not me.

I'’m always gonna take everything personally,

and maybe that'’s the problem.

Like, yeah.

Ahem, I hope there'’s enough room in there.

The captain is here!

Woo!

It does feel good, wow.

Get inside, Brittini!

The bottle is full.

- Oh, lord. - Ah!

Okay.

- Her vagina is gonna get... - From that small to that big.

Your pussy'’s gonna feel great.

Brittini, she'’s an attractive,

almost Greek Goddess, if you will...

Culver!

But because we work together,

I don'’t wanna do something that we'’re both

gonna regret right now.

- Come here. - Oh, he'’s coming.

We'’re gonna weather the storm, see where things go.

That'’s what I'm saying.

Come on, let'’s go.

Yes!

Yes, Brittini!

Get it, girl!

What you want on it?

Okay.

Goddamn, there'’s, like, no peanut butter in this thing.

Okay, that'’s not gonna work.

Just so naughty.

Oh, I'’m out.

Let'’s go.

It'’s not exciting.

It'’s not ready yet, hold on, wait.

You didn'’t even get anything on it, ew.

Yeah.

Okay, you are out of control tonight.

Oh, my Lord.

We need to dial it in, ladies.

- Mm-hmm. - Y'’all is acting up.

I think it'’s in my room, let me go check.

Benny?

Get some rest, we'’re up at 9:30 on deck, all right?

I'’ma rip.

Where'’s Culver?

It'’s unacceptable.

Hey, Jamie, I don'’t agree with a 9:30 start.

Okay.

So, can you guys get yourself together?

Thank you.

- Good morning, precious. - Morning.

Can we just get ourselves together?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

They were never sleeping.

You lose that privilege if you can'’t do

the most basic tasks and look after

your own living quarters and put the rubbish out.

Are you kidding me? Maggots!

Oh!

So, they can get out of bed early

and start cleaning this place up.

I'’m getting sick.

Like, I didn'’t eat carbs. I need a burger.

Hangover cure.

- Shenanigans. - Dude.

- Morning, everybody. - Good morning.

So, you called a 9:30 start,

but that'’s gotta be based on workload

and what'’s gotta be done the next day.

This morning, there'’s bottles in the spa.

Come down here, there'’s noodles everywhere.

This is stuff that should be done

the night before you go to bed.

It'’s just disrespectful to the place itself,

and that pisses me off, okay?

Deck department, I went down in the foredeck

and there'’s five bags of rubbish

with lobster maggot juice everywhere.

Do you not know there'’s rubbish, Culver, on a boat?

- No, there is. - There is... good, that'’s good.

Yeah, we eat stuff, we consume,

we put it in bags, and we take it out there.

Now, you would have given someone a job to do that.

If they don'’t own it, you have to own it.

You'’ve got a choice... someone'’s gonna own it.

Do you not know there'’s rubbish, Culver, on a boat?

- No, there is. - There is... good, that'’s good.

Yeah, we eat stuff, we consume, we put it in bags,

and we take it out there.

Now, you would have given someone a job to do that.

If they don'’t own it, you have to own it.

Now, you'’ve got a choice.

You talk between yourselves, your deck crew.

Whoever you put responsible on it, they'’ve gotta own it,

or you own it all for them, okay?

Yeah.

Get your deck stuff on, I'’ll meet you on the sundeck.

- Yeah. - Oh, that'’s perfect.

Okay, we have to finish downstairs today.

Magda, you'’re gonna be in laundry this time.

And Tumilicious...

Can I just show her the laundry situation?

Yes, just for, like, one hour or something,

- just to get it under control. - Mm-hmm, okay.

And then smash all of downstairs.

- Amazing. - Okay.

- Completely done. - Yeah.

Cool.

- Oh, my God. - Okay, show me...

- Ugh! - What'’s done.