Water Park Shark

Wait, wait, where are you going?

Swimming!

But the water is that way.

Not that water.

You're sure we're not going to get busted doing this?

Oh, please.

I've worked here three summers.

Half the staff sneaks in after hours.

Besides, those cameras, they don't even work.

Still feels illegal.

Only if you get caught.

You can't catch me.

It's just a pool cleaner.

It's just a pool cleaner.

You're such an idiot.

Oh, my God.

You're amazing.

Randall!

Randall!

Hey, aren't you that quarterback?

Mm.

Didn't you lose your leg?

It's all better now.

Take care.

Hey, Rain.

Where's Liza?

She's supposed to open the Devil's Drop today.

I haven't seen her around yet.

You know she's always late.

Yep.

Looks like someone had a fun night.

Hey!

No running unless you want to see what the inside

of your skull looks like!

Austin.

Austin, buddy, you made it!

God, it's so good to see you.

We missed the hell out of you, man.

Look at you.

You look fantastic.

You haven't aged a bit.

I can't tell you how excited I am.

It's like Baywatch just walked right into my water park,

a local legend right here.

My God, it's so good to see you.

You have no idea who I am, do you?

No, I'm sorry.

I really am.

Clark Calhoun, man.

You know, you were the nicest guy to me in high school,

and everybody else treated me like a walking piñata, but you...

You were awesome with me.

Do you understand?

I loved you, man.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

All right, Clark.

Well, it's actually Mayor Calhoun now.

Didn't somebody lock you in a trash can?

- Yeah, you know, but I got out. - Nice.

Yeah, you did. - And now I'm mayor.

Oh, it's so exciting!

I'm so glad you're back.

I gotta go, I got a park to run, but hey, ugh!

It's so good to see you, buddy.

Oh, and yes, the chief of police is looking for you.

Toodles, take care.

998, 999...

1,000.

Whoo!

Whoo, he's still got it.

Come on.

Austin.

Good to see you, son.

Good to see you too, Coach.

Oh, you don't have to call me that.

We're not on the field anymore.

Just call me Coach.

How's the leg?

You know, it's getting better.

It hurts when I walk or stand, so it's all right, I guess.

Pros are for wimps.

Coach tip number 77, play through the pain.

OK, yeah.

Hey, this is your locker.

Last guy didn't make it, so take what you want

and toss the rest. - What happened to last guy?

Don't worry about it.

I gotta go load up on electrolytes.

I'll catch you later. - OK.

See ya.

Hey, Coach?

Yeah?

Thanks for giving me another shot here.

Everybody deserves a second chance.

So which one do you think is going to pee in the pool first?

Uh...

That one.

He's concentrating really hard.

He's looking right at me.

He knows.

He's got beady little pee eyes.

You!

No peeing in the pool!

Yeah, I know you're peeing.

I can tell.

The restrooms are over there.

Just a bunch of animals.

Rain, we have a 222 at the wave pool.

Got a Code Brown.

Just what I went to school for.

Well, if it isn't little Makhaila.

Well, well, well.

Welcome back, the Great Austin Dillard.

Can you swim on that leg?

No, leg's fine...

Ah, I don't care about you.

I only care about if you can do the job.

Yeah, I can do the job. No problem.

No, can you do the job?

Yes, easy.

Can you do the job?

- Yes! All right? - "Yes, ma'am!"

OK, yes, ma'am.

"Yes, ma'am!"

- Yes, ma'am! - Great.

Now let's see your whistle discipline.

See this?

You rank up, you get a gold one.

These people here,

they are snot monsters.

Snot monsters.

They're looking for the first sign of weakness.

This, this is your sword.

What's so funny?

Come on, are you serious?

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

Now blow it.

Tell them to stop running.

- They're not even running. - Doesn't matter.

Blow it! - All right.

Tell them to stop running!

No running.

Blow it!

Blow it louder!

- Stop running! - Louder!

No running!

Louder!

No running!

Over there... is that horseplay?

No horseplay!

Is that horseplay?

Yeah, yeah.

No horseplay! - Louder!

No horseplay!

Is that diving?

No diving!

No diving!