Entourage

There is nothing more important to a man

than his family.

These men,

these men of honor,

they too are my family.

La Familia Corleone.

I now invite you

to be reborn as one of us.

Thanks, bro.

You are now one of our qualified men.

Good for you, kid.

Look at this kid.

You know this is the closest you're ever gonna come

to working with an Academy Award winner?

Yeah, nice try, Turtle.

But I guess the three episodes of "A Different World"

that I did with Marisa Tomei were just a figment of my imagination?

Try to imagine yourself getting off this game.

You've been on it all fucking day.

Hold on, E, let me ask the Boss of All Bosses if I can roll with you.

Come on, Johnny. Even Capone takes a night off

- to hang out with his boys. - Yeah, you're right.

Hang on, let me get my jacket.

- There you go. - Ooh!

You know, Ari hasn't called me all day.

He's been your agent for 24 hours, Drama, relax.

Don't feel bad, Johnny. He hasn't called me today either...

and I told the president of Warner's to go fuck himself last night.

Look, he'll call both of you when he has something to tell you.

Can we not talk business tonight, please?

This is supposed to be a hang-loose, get-fucked-up, guys' night out.

That's exactly what it's gonna be. Just the four of us.

- Hey! - Hi.

- How are you? Hi. - Hi.

Hi, guys.

- Hey. - Hi.

So what? You can't have a fun guys' night out with me?

We love you, Sloan, you know that...

But... it's the law.

You don't invite your girl on a boys' night out.

Okay, in fairness to E, he had no idea I was gonna be here tonight.

Yeah, pull this leg and it plays "Jingle Bells."

I'm serious.

My girlfriend's in town from D.C. She's meeting me here.

Yeah? What does she look like?

It's guys' night out. Don't worry about that.

Oooh, touché.

Vince?

- Dibbs. - That's not her.

- Hi. - Hi.

Do you remember me? You bought me a birthday drink

- a couple of months ago. - Vodka tonic and 25, right?

Right. How about I return the favor and buy you one?

Absolutely. Come sit, join us.

What's next? You got a girl coming too?

It's Ari.

Hey, Ari, how was dinner with Alan?

Ask him if he found me a job yet.

Dinner was great. Tell Drama he's on my to-do list

right after inserting needles in my cock.

Put Vince on. I got big news

and I don't want you taking all the credit for it.

Vince is busy, Ari. Talk.

Alan felt so bad about last night

he wants to bump Vince up to $10 million for A2.

Interesting. Alan's moving up to 10, what do you think?

I think the number's 20.

- We're holding at 20. - Put Vince on.

He wants to talk to you.

Tell him Alan's a liar and I don't deal with liars.

Why don't we go to the bar so we don't have to wait for the waitress?

We can always go to my place so we don't have to wait for a bartender.

We'll catch you guys later, huh?

- Tell him. - He wants you to tell Alan...

Yeah yeah, I heard him. Just put him on the phone, E.

- He's gone, Ari. - Eric...

we do not want to get on Alan Gray's bad side.

What do you want me to tell you?

Put him on the phone, you fucking dick!

I'm not a guy you want on your bad side.

- Really? What are you gonna do? - This.

Whoa whoa, he didn't want to talk to me?

This night is a total disaster.

All of a sudden we're on E's date.

- You wanna blow out? - Yeah, come on.

You guys are leaving?

- Yeah. - Hey!

- Oh my God, hi, Tori. Oh! - Hi, baby.

Maybe it will salvage this night after all.

Hi, it's Johnny Drama.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi, Tori. Nice to meet you.

- Turtle. - Hey.

- The girl was cold. - Ice cold.

What, because you guys couldn't close?

Couldn't close... she said she doesn't date.

Brad Pitt couldn't close her.

Did you hear what she said when I offered to buy her a drink?

- No, what? - "No thank you."

What a bitch.

All right, guys. This is Sloan, so stop.

- Didn't we just see her? - How whipped is this guy?

- Hey, babe. - Hi, babe.

You guys sound drunk.

You weren't drunk when I left you.

- Huh, we're having a good time now. - Good.

Tell him.

Oh, um... Tori wants me to tell you

that it was really nice meeting you.

Aw, tell her it was nice meeting her too.

She wants me to tell you she thinks you're really cute.

Cute? That's cool.

Who's cute?

- Tell him the other thing. - No.

Yes! Here, I'll tell him. I'll tell him.

Okay okay. Okay, wait.

Does she think one of us is cute?

- Eric? - Yes, Sloan?

Tori wants to tell you that she wants to have a threesome

with me and you.

Sleep on that, E.

Okay, we gotta go. I love you. Bye, babe.

Sloan?

- What's up? - She like one of us or not?

I thought you guys didn't like her.

- I loved her. - Yeah, me too.

She's smokin'. So who'd she say was cute?

Me.

You.

Why would she tell Sloan she thinks you're cute?

They're drunk. She told Sloan we should have a threesome.

So why aren't you in your car right now?

'Cause they're fucked up and it's a joke.

- No woman should ever joke about that! - No, they should not.

Either way, I'm so whackin' off

- to your girlfriend tonight. - Loser.

I was planning on whackin' off to Vince's girl,

but this definitely tops that.

Hello.

Hey, Johnny, I have Ari for Vince.

Vince is sleeping, but I'll talk to Ari.

Vince isn't available, but I have Drama.

I don't wanna talk to Drama, I wanna talk to Vince.

Sorry, Drama, I don't have Ari anymore.

You just had him for Vince.

But then you told me that Vince was sleeping and now I lost him.

Tell Vince to please call Ari when he wakes up and I'll have him again.

Oh, Vince just walked in. You got Ari now?

I have Vince now.

I have Ari.

Can I say that you won't talk to Ari unless he talks to me?

Hey, Ari?

- Vince. - Here's Johnny.

- Yeah. - What do you need, Drama?

- I need a job, Ari. - I'll see what I can do.

Do better than that.

How?

Promise you'll see what you can do.

Drama...

Promise, or I'm not gonna put Vince on.

I promise I will do all I can for you.

Sorry, I had him but now I don't.

Ari left three messages on my cell.

He was just on the phone. He's probably freakin' about the Warner's call.

Can you imagine the look on Alan's face when Ari says no to 10?

Don't fuck with the boys from P.S. 154.

Speaking of fucking, did he tell you

- what Sloan said last night? - No, what'd she say?

Why did I think you guys would forget about that today?

I don't know, 'cause I was up thinking about it all night.

- Like you weren't. - What'd she say?

Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich.

No! Is it true?

- What do you think? - I think you'd enjoy it.

You know Sloan, you think she'd do that?

E, I have a little theory that all women love other women.

That's probably because I love all women.

She was really drunk and it will never happen, trust me.

Well, drunk or not, she wouldn't have put it

out there if it wasn't a possibility.

Exactly. You might have to push her a little.

Yeah, E, are you man enough to push, hmm?

- I'm man enough to leave. - Off to see Sloan?

Gee, I wonder what you're gonna talk about.

- See you guys later. - Hey, take this seriously.

When opportunity knocks let her the fuck in.

And for God's sakes,

let her go down on your girlfriend!

Yes, Alan, yes, listen... you've been more than generous, more than generous.

You know actors. Crazy comes with the territory.

I understand, Ari. But if this nonsense

continues much longer I might get mad.

Believe me, Alan, I more than anyone else

do not want to get you mad.

I have seen you on the racquetball court.

Listen, I know that franchises do not grow on trees.

I will call Vince myself and tell him how mad I will be

if he tries to pull a Chappelle.

Fantastic. I like your new attitude, Ari.

You should have moved to a boutique agency years ago.

- Thank you, sir. - Anyway,