Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

The laugh?

Fake.

She'’s fake.

She doesn'’t do anything.

If you feel like I have been unfair, just speak to me.

Don'’t go to anyone else.

- Okay? - Okay.

Thank you.

I'’m happy that we talked.

Carlton Dickerson moonlights as a musician.

Ha!

He has even released an album for Christmas songs.

Dinner on day two, guests request Christmas down under.

I don'’t think it gets weirder than this.

- Watch your head! - Whoa!

So, what'’s your plan after...

Okay.

It'’s awkward. It'’s like, what now?

- Bring it in! - Far out.

What do you reckon, Ryan will be cooking our squid?

I swear to God, if Ryan doesn'’t serve up our squid...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you do anything with his squid?

No squid yet.

Let me finish my dinner, and you can talk all you want.

No, no, no, listen, I don'’t want your attitude.

I'’m your captain.

I'’m more than prepared to make changes.

With Ryan, I can'’t rely on him anymore.

I'’m looking for a replacement chef now.

All I can do with this charter is keep a good eye on him.

Ben, you need to pay attention to what you'’re doing

- at all times. - I'’m sorry.

Don'’t get frustrated with him, talk to him about it.

Yeah.

Spilled drinks over here, sh-- everywhere.

I haven'’t spoken to Benny yet.

If he doesn'’t explain to him

what he is doing wrong, nothing'’s gonna change.

Wait!

All calls will come from the jet-ski rider.

It'’s not that hard to lead me, I just need mutual respect.

I knew exactly what I was doing.

You didn'’t, because you lifted it up...

- No, I pulled it... - ...hooked under the seat.

Go away, mate, I'’m gonna have a chat to the captain.

- Go away. - Have a chat to the captain.

- Jas. - Yeah, mate?

I'’m not happy with Ben.

I'’ve just let sh-- slide too much, and I'’m sick of it.

Why, what happened?

He just doesn'’t take instruction,

he doesn'’t listen to anything.

Just then, he wasn'’t listening to Culver down there

when the crane had the jet-ski...

I'’m not trying to be rude you.

Just, like, I can see what I'’m doing.

Culver'’s like, "Don't lift it, don'’t lift it," he lifts it,

and he'’s, "I'm looking, I'’m looking."

I'’m operating it, so yeah.

Not interested in listening to me,

so ----ing nothing more I can do.

This type of sh-- has been going on with Ben all season long.

Culver'’s on the jet-ski.

Ben'’s job is to listen to Culver.

When Culver jumps off and says "all clear"

and it'’s safe to lift...

Wait!

Ben ignored Culver and operated the crane

and started lifting without Culver'’s go-ahead.

The jet-ski could have slipped off the cradle

and landed on Culver.

It'’s completely dangerous.

And he'’s just like, "I knew what I was doing, I had control."

Didn'’t have control, you didn'’t know what you're doing.

Give me a ----ing break, Jesus.

Absolute ----ing tits.

Weiners.

He'’s whipping up some biscuits, dude.

A Southern breakfast, man, it'’s gonna be nice.

I'’m sick of it.

I get where you'’re coming from.

I think it'’s best we all throw this thing at him.

Let'’s have a chat with him.

There'’s two sides to every story.

Look, that'’s fine, and that'’s all I'm'’ trying

to do with that guy, is have a conversation.

- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.

- Let'’s get the guests away... - Yeah.

- Find the right time. - All right, thank you.

- No worries, mate. - Decent chat.

Work with it. Work with it.

He'’s probably thinking, well, I'’m not taking

the action that he wanted,

but Jamie, it'’s his first time as a bosun.

Let'’s remember, we're not like a normal job,

where it'’s 9:00 to 5:00, you know?

We have to carry a lot of our sh-- on board.

We have to care about what everyone else is going through.

I need to get to the bottom of this,

whether it'’s a personality conflict

or it'’s a work conflict.

- Hello. - How you going?

- He'’s conscious. - We bounce back.

Oh, good on, you, I don'’t.

Aesha, Aesha.

Copy, I'’ll pop down now.

Yo, girl.

- Oh, yeah. - I mean, it'’s...

It looks like fake tan.

Do you want me to change the whole bedding?

- Yeah, I'’d change that. - Yeah.

- Thank you very much. - You'’re welcome.

Magda'’s actually showing some signs of improvement,

and I just didn'’t know that I had it in me

to pull people in line like that.

I just wanna know what you'’ve actually been doing

down here today, because everything looks like sh--.

You should have been able to finish at least two bathrooms.

Do you need gluten-free crackers?

- They are not? - No, they'’re not.

- You said yes. - No, I didn'’t.

Ah, yeah, that'’s what you said.

Are those gloves in your bloody skirt?

No gloves down here anymore.

Okay, no gloves downstairs.

Maybe I'’m more intimidating than I thought.

Where is everyone?

Oh, my God, I'’d love to hear it.

Would you like something?

Yeah, is it too early for a Bloody Mary?

- Yes. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I'’ll have a Bloody Mary. - Yeah.

Awesome.

You are my hero, thank you.

Thank you, yes, I am.

Of course it'’s raining right now.

Oh, that looks nice.

Thanks.

Hey, brother.

This Jacuzzi is ----ing filthy.

This was on Ben'’s morning list.

Yeah.

I'’ll just get you in there and give it a once-over.

- A little... - Yeah.

I don'’t wanna wake up to this ----ing bullsh--, mate.

- Somebody bounces back! - Ooh, yeah.

- You gotta bounce back, man. - Yeah, man.

You gotta bounce back.

Oh, Lord above, look at that sausage.

All right, good to go with those?

Yeah.

We should have covered these, to be honest, but too late now.

Dude.

Some biscuits and gravy.

Oh, man, top-notch.

I'’ll put this here, and a big sausage.

It'’s not the first time I'’ve heard that, but yeah.

Load me up, I will take my share and everyone else'’s.

So, that'’s a good start. Yes.

- Mm. - Delish.

Wow.

That is fantastic.

Hey, Ben, go and have tea break,

and meet me up...

Copy.

Queen of pillows.

I feel such a big relief right now.

Being in service, it was challenging.

Oh sh--.

Morning shift is my shift.

It'’s just so calm and so quiet.

And also, Aesha doesn'’t bother me.

This is the best part.

Okay, move on.

Capitan'’s huevos.

Tell the chef he nailed the biscuits.

- Yeah? - He exceeded my expectations.

Awesome.

Here you go, Cap.

Hey... oh, mate, how good are you?

- Enjoy. - Ooh, perfectly cooked.

Yeah, I hate dry eggs, man.

Mm, yeah, wet eggs, it'’s exactly what I need.

A few people have been telling me

I'’ve got the dad bod going on.

It'’s starting to worry me.

Last charter, captain and I, we had a little bit of beef.

I know I spoke outta line, but I'’m not worried.

I know how to reel it in and impress him.

As a kid growing up, kinda got away with a lot.

I was a schmoozer.

It'’s the good looks and charm that sometimes save the day.

- Thank you for that. - Uh-huh.

Busy morning.

I know Ryan'’s started to turn it around.

Bullsh--, you'’re... you'’re not.

You'’re far from it.

All right.