Entourage

Entourage - S05E07 - Gotta Look Up To GeT Down

I feel small. You feel small, E?

Shut up, Turtle.

There's no need to be shy. They're just models.

I'm not shy. In fact, I can't wait

till I get to fuck a girl while she rests her tits on my forehead.

Oh right, like you could ever get a model.

- What, like you could? - Like either of you could.

- No, E did. Perfect 10 model, remember? - Thank you.

Come on, bro. She was a west coast model. That don't count.

Why, Drama? What's the difference?

That's like asking what's the difference between

central park and park la brea.

When have you been to central park?

I don't brag to you guys about all my conquests.

No, usually you just lie about them.

I've never even heard him lie about a model.

Whatever. Tonight I'm gonna fuck something so tall

her scuff marks will be on my ceiling for proof.

Shauna: these accessories are not the best look for you, Vincent.

Why you so mean, shauna?

Yeah, come on, I need a little support. I'm feeling insecure.

Well, don't, because while hollywood doesn't appreciate this gorgeous face,

the fashion world does. Now are you excited?

I don't know, shauna. I'm an actor, not a model.

Dolce & gabbana's gonna pay you $1 million

for a one-day photo shoot in italy.

You'll act like a fucking model, okay?

Oh, he will. And he's excited.

- Good. - Hey, shauna.

Come on, I want to introduce you to the man who made this all happen.

We'll be over here scoping out the terrain.

Vince: good luck, Johnny.

How you doing, baby?

Fucking euro.

- Fredrick, how are you? - Hello, you sexy thing.

- How are you? - How you doing? Good.

- Vince, you have a very sexy publicist, you know that? - I know.

- Vince, fredrick lyne. Call me freddy. - Okay, freddy.

Freddy's the marketing genius who put madonna and halle berry

in the versace campaigns when he was over there.

It's what I do. I put people together with things.

- And you, sunshine, I could put together with anything. - Fabulous.

Now annie leibovitz is shooting it. You met her?

Lovely girl. Not quick, but she's very very good.

We're shooting at mick jagger's estate, which is unbelievable.

- Gorgeous. - Sounds great.

Natasha! I want you to meet your co-star,

'cause she is something else. Natasha!

Sorry.

Guys, this ravishing creature here is natasha ladianova.

She is fast becoming the hottest model on the entire planet bar none.

Think you can see why.

Natasha, Vincent Chase.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Eric murphy. How are you? - Oh, nice to meet you.

They look fantastic together. You've got an amazing eye, fredrick.

Yeah.

Yeah, great.

Listen, I've got to drag you off to meet some magazine people.

- Bye. - Uh, natasha.

Yeah, certainly, bye.

Vince, I'll see you later at the fitting, yes?

- Ciao, fredrick. - Nice to meet you guys.

You fucked that girl, didn't you?

no.

- But you know her. - Uh-huh.

I hate myself for the fact

that even today I still don't like you.

I mean, I want to. I do.

- Ari! - Baby, I'm--

- Ari. - John.

I am so sorry.

- Yeah, it's a shame. He was having a good run. - Yeah yeah.

I was on the golf course with him when it happened.

- Oh. - Yeah.

You know, he promised Vincent Chase "smokejumpers."

We should keep that good run going by honoring that promise.

- Ari! - I'll speak to you after we've paid our respects.

Of course. Of course. Of course.

Listen, just excuse me for one second, baby.

No business, Ari. Respect.

Respect means keeping business alive even when you're dead.

Remember that.

John, what do you say we bng Vince back

to the studio just to pay tribute to alan?

I sell airplane engines, Ari.

The studio accounts for 5% of our business.

I can't focus on who's doing what in what movie.

His replacement will have to do that.

Who you thinking about?

I'm thinking about you.

Really?

I thought about you when I fist hired alan,

but you were still a bit green.

Well, a lot has changed since then.

It certainly has.

You've made me an even richer man

by bringing me three tentpoles in three years.

Maybe it's time I returned the favor.

Ready to move from the ground floor to the penthouse, Ari?

- You saw the connection. - I think everyone did.

I only saw Drama strike out with every model in the place.

Shut it, Turtle. These things take time.

Vince had an 11-hour flight to secure that chemistry.

L.a. To london. I don't even remember why I was going,

but I definitely remember natasha.

11 hours? Why didn't you just mile-high it?

We were both in a relationship.

- How do you know she's not still in a relationship? - I can tell.

Ready for round two, Drama?

Funny, E. But the odds are in my favor here.

How do you figure?

It's a fitting. They're already naked and vulnerable.

Just try not to get arrested again.

At least in jail he can probably get some.

Whatever. Watch and learn.

Turtle: incoming.

- Hi there. - Hello, Vince.

I hear you joined the dolce & gabbana campaign.

- Yes, I'm very excited. - Hey, I recognize you.

You were on the cover of "vogue" last month.

- "Cosmo." - Right.

A very nice spread, if I may say.

Thank you. I recognize you too.

- Oh yeah? - You were on "the view."

You had a meltdown. Not very nice, if I may say.

- It's not his finest hour.

Do I know you?

Uh, I'm Eric.

- I'm raina. - Nice to meet you.

Good things come in small packages.

Nice to meet you, Vince. And you, Eric.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. I think she thinks you're cute.

Drama: cute like a little compact bundle of joy.

More like you're so little and cute

she wants to strap something on and stuff you like a turkey.

Hey, Vince, can I get you over here to get started?

Yeah, sure. I'll be right back.

- Thank you. - Uh-huh.

- So is natasha here yet? - You mean helena?

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi, how are you?

- Freddy: Vincent Chase, there he is. - Hey.

- The man, the legend. - So what do you think?

Let's have a look at you.

- Very very nice. Turn around. - Thank you.

Absolutely terrible in the ass. Do something about that, please.

So, freddy, is natasha not coming?

This is helena, her replacement.

- Did you meet? - Yeah.

Replacement? What happened?

Oh, I don't know. She's aodel, you know?

She probably had her period, thought she got stabbed.

All right, come on. Let's get the pants on.

How would you like to be fucking a studio head, baby?

Well, ron meyers is pretty handsome.

Ha ha. Seriously, what do you think?

I think I've never seen anyone

so giddy after a funeral, Ari.

This is the kind of offer you dream about getting your whole life.

- So you're gonna take it? - I don't know.

- Your clients are gonna be pretty upset. - Give me a break, honey.

Look, there's probably maybe two clients that I really care about.

Vinnie is one of them. And if I take the job

I can put him in this movie that he wants.

Dana gordon, you're on speakerphone and my wife's in the car.

- Oh, uh, hi. - Hello.

So how was the funeral?

- It was fun. - So you spoke to John?

Spoke to John about what?

I was at that place for a decade, Ari. I know all about it.

Okay, what do you want?

I want to be under you.

Dana, I told you my wife's in the car.

Very funny. I want to be your number two.

I know everyone there. I helped build that place.

And if it weren't for alan being such a woman-hating

piece of shit, I'd still be helping.

Understood. Listen, let's see how it plays out.

Just asking for consideration, Ari.

- I'll get back to you. - Bye.

"I'm on speaker with my wife in the car"?

- It's common courtesy. - What were you afraid she was gonna say?

- Nothing. - Who is she?

Nobody. She's a studio exec. A good one.

In fact, she'd make a great number two.

Did you fuck her?

Maybe she wouldn't.

Who gives a shit why some model quit?

They're like cockroaches, stamp one out and 50 lookalikes show up in their place.

I want a number, shauna, not a lecture.

Well, I can't get it and her agency wants to know who it's for

because apparently 50 actors a week call trying to bang her.

- Oh, great. - Look, what's the big deal? You really like this one?

I'm just curious to know what happened.

Christy, where are all the models staying?

- At the w. - The w, Vince.

Go there if it's really eating you, but go cautiously

because if she really did quit over you, showing up could be really creepy.