Space Dandy (スペース☆ダンディ)

Space Dandy is a dandy in space.

He is a galaxy-wide alien hunter.

On a journey of adventure to new worlds,

he searches for unknown extraterrestrials.

These are the spectacular tales of these alien hunters!

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

You're sure you're sure about this?

Of course I'm sure.

Word is that there's a rare kind of alien named Code D here on Planet Planta.

Where did you get this information?

It was in this "Space Adventurer Magazine,"

which only contains true stories.

Sounds fishy to me.

Because of a powerful magnetic field that is being emitted near the northern pole,

we are unable to get any closer than this.

Ah, that makes sense.

I guess nobody has ever caught this alien since nobody can get close enough to do it.

So what do we do?

Gentlemen, aren't you forgetting something?

This ship has a fantastic device known as an instant transporter.

That thing that takes 30 minutes to transport, right?

Hmm-hmm,

I won't have you thinking it's a piece of junk anymore.

As it happens, I revamped the whole thing,

and made the transport speed 50 times faster!

No way!

Oh, yeah? That was surprisingly handy.

It's not so surprising!

While you two have been spending your days slacking off,

I have been been constantly studying.

Enough puffing yourself up, just transport us, already.

All right, here goes.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Oh, I forget to mention this,

but while faster, the transport location is a little more random...

Why that mechanical bastard!

Plants are Living Things, Too, Baby

Plants are Living Things, Too, Baby

Hey, help me out, here!

Don't you understand me? Hey!

I'm not for sale, here!

Huh? Ah!

Yowch!

Hey, can you hear me?

Hey, don't ignore me!

You there, the leafy guy!

Ugh. pee-yew!

I don't suppose you're talking to each other, are you?

Excuse us. We thought you were an unusual plant.

Huh?

By any chance, are you guys plants?

I am Dr. H.

You are first person we met who is not a plant or microorganism.

Ah, that is my daughter.

Daughter?

Please, feel free to make yourself at home.

Dandy, are you alive?

QT! I'm always getting into terrible fixes because of you!

So, any rare aliens?

If you mean plants, they're all over the place.

Ah, as far as plants are concerned, there is no reward for registering them.

For real?

For now, please capture this "Code D" alien.

Talk to you later.

Damn, make it sound easy, why don't you?

What are you?

Huh?

What are you?

What am I? I'm a human.

Human! Human!

I am 033H.

Oh... is that your name?

Nice to meet you, Human.

Planet Planta.

From times of yore, it has been known

as a world where plants alone grew rampantly.

But in recent years, as a result of evolved plants,

it has become a plant republic of 18 different states.

Vegims – cerebral plants that live mainly in the northern hemisphere,

possess an elevated intelligence,

and use tiny organisms known as microbes to do their labor.

Elsewhere, movies, which live in the southern hemisphere

are lower order plants which live a simpler lifestyle.

Aww... that's no good.

Huh? Could they be welcoming me?