Below Deck Down Under

Previously on "Below Deck Down Under..."

The CEO is back, Chief Entertainment Officer.

Ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!

Culver, Culver, you beautiful Greek god you.

You’re not hungry?

No, I get seasick.

Hook down. Hold on, hold on.

Whoa, watch your head.

That sh-- does not happen,

it’s not supposed to happen.

Safety is getting thrown out the window.

People ----ing get fired for this sh--.

All the safety issues, leave that there

and get the work done.

As soon as he’s good at being a deckie,

I’ll start listening to him about the safety concerns.

-There’s still space here. -Let’s just leave the red out.

As you want.

If I were chief stew,

my standards would be a bit higher.

There’s no way I would have

ever called out one of my chief stews.

Luke is my boss, and we both fancy Margot.

It’s a sh-- sandwich.

I don’t want to be dating anymore, having boyfriends,

My next one’s going to be my husband.

Of course, I’m going to feel a little bit like,

what the hell?

Ah!

What?

Margot!

No! I’m so happy!

Alright, sweet.

Luke’s out of the picture because he’s with Laura.

So now there’s no competition. Now I can free reign.

Try and spend some time with Margot.

It gives me a bit of confidence, maybe.

Cheffy, you got it!

On my knees again!

Perfect.

I need to figure out how I approach this situation.

Me, too.

I know.

Pass me the headband. I’ll wear it.

Honestly, I want it to start fresh right now.

-Yeah, but how? -I don’t really care.

Oh, God, this is nice out here again.

She’s so good at cooking.

I’ll be the stay-at-home dad.

I run the minivan.

Oh, and you took so long to get ready.

I’m sorry you’re put in that situation.

What?

Because I want to have fun with you as much

as I want to have fun with everyone.

I know, and I love Harry, but I feel like...

Like, when we, like, sat down for dinner,

like, everything, I feel like I’m just always with him.

And I love him, but I don’t want to always be stuck with him.

We did it!

That’s for you to voice your opinion

in whatever way that you want to do.

-Do you know what I mean? -Yeah.

Not anyone else, okay?

Where’s Margot?

I don’t know.

I feel like I haven’t been enough forward with Margot.

So Harry likes Margot,

who I think might like Harry,

but also likes Luke.

And Laura likes Adam, but also wants Luke.

And Luke wants Margot,

but I think is open to really anything.

It’s a love...

Pentagon.

I know.

I have to go in this one.

Is Margot into Luke or into me?

She’s definitely not into Luke,

and she’s not with Luke right now.

Ooh!

I don’t know where she is.

I’m worried. I’m not trying...

I’m just trying to... Yeah.

I just don’t want to hook up with her at the club.

I don’t know what’s happening.

I thought that you and Laura were just making out.

Oh my God! Am I getting in the middle of something?

Oh my God!

No!

Shoot! Get out of here, pook!

You player!

You little...

You know what? No. No. No. No!

All right. Let’s go!

Yay!

That’s shorty! Back to the boat!

Back to the boat! Let’s go, baby!

Come on, bring them up!

Can you please help me?

Oh .

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Yes!

Let’s go!

-Let’s party! -Let’s party!

---ing send it!

No, no one’s going to let me out.

I’ll let myself out. No worries, you lads.

Yeah.

All right.

Rosé?

-Yeah? -Rosé!

Oh, poopy is here!

Go get warm.

Yeah.

Move over. Let me sit down, please.

No, wait. I need to give this to Laura.

Give this to Laura.

Laura?

Should I leave?

No. I’m trying to come. I’m trying to get ready.

-Let’s go. -Me, too.

Margot, I’ve been chosen. Go away.

Let’s go.

Culver. Oh my God.

You look so sunburned.

Yeah, I’m a little sunburned, Keem.

You look fried.

Yeah, a little bit today.

-How’s the chef? -Oh, she’s good.

She crushes it.

The chef? Oh, here she comes right here.

This mum?

Yeah, this is mom.

This is the chef, mom.

This is Chef Keem.

He said your food is fabulous.

That’s always important to him.

It is. It’s very important.

Why don’t you explain your son to me before I fall in love?

-Okay. -Here we go.

-Bye, Culver, I love you. -All right, Keem. Love you.

Jesus Christ.

Let’s get in.

Oi, let’s get in.

Yay!

Whoa, you’re amazing! Let me pour you a beer.

Wine, whatever it is.

I feel like we need to play a game.

I feel like "Truth or Dare" or something.

All right, I’m going to start, okay?

Culver. Truth or dare.

Luke.

I didn’t dare for that.

I did.

I’m coming, I got it.

-Thank you. -I really want to play.

You might as well just say, come on, Luke.

I need to look for your dick.

Do you guys know, "Never Have I Ever?"

Never have I ever. Let’s go.

No, it is your phone.

Good for you.

It’s annoying. I just feel like an idiot.

They’re both too much.

I can’t keep up.

Coming up...

Cheffy, we’ve got dietary restrictions.

No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.

Wow.

Oh, you don’t?

She doesn’t eat red meat.

And she wants...

A taco like the other girl.

How can I just pull that out my arse?

All right. Never have I ever.

Three fingers up if you’re on.

The point is you say something that you haven’t done.

Please, I need to have my phone.

I saw it before, trust me.

If you do, I’m going to ----ing love you.

It could be, never have I ever been to Phuket.

Okay.

Never have I ever been to Cambodia.

What the ?

Should we just chat?

-All right. -Yeah.

Is it this one?

-Not stupid. -Huh?

Get in the shower with me.

Where’s Laura?

They’ve been gone for quite a long time.

Right?

Oh...

I hate shower sex.

You can’t get that proper friction going. You know?

Why bother?

No, no, no.

I think there’s like a spark there.