Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Never, ever stand over the anchor chain,

especially when this is happening.

Jamie'’s been a really cool bosun.

Like, he'’s teaching me a lot.

I don'’t wanna disappoint him.

Magda, Magda.

The laundry is a pigsty.

I'’ve lost some board shorts.

I really need Magda to step up,

but no one likes telling someone off.

Next trip I was gonna swap you guys and have Magda on service.

- Yeah. - That'’s fine.

Awesome.

We'’re ready.

Primary charter guest is Karim Gharbi.

So many angels everywhere.

This boat just needs restyling.

For '’s sake.

This should have been done on the way.

You'’re wasting time again, deck team.

- Jamie, run your team. - Yeah.

Well, I was just gonna say... well, I don'’t know where Ben is.

Culver and Brittini I can rely on,

but Ben does what he wants.

You can'’t do that on a yacht.

Did you wanna talk to the primary about dinner,

or do you want me to tell them?

I don'’t know that we're gonna really tell them

what they'’re having for dinner, because then we'’re kinda giving

them the options to be like, eh.

Oh

I'’m glad that you got fish, because that'’s all I eat.

Cool, that'’s, I think, all we're gonna eat all trip, is fish.

It'’s very yummy.

No, I can'’t eat this.

She'’s gonna be a ratchet bitch all weekend, I guarantee it.

Theme tonight, Casino Royale.

First course, you'’ve got the kingfish crudo.

- Fish again? - Yes.

Yeah.

- No. - I don'’t eat raw fish.

- No? - It has to be fully cooked.

Four of them said they don'’t eat raw fish.

It'’s not raw. It'’s cured.

What the ?

- Oh, my God. - Can'’t cook it any quicker.

How long does it take to sh--? Hungry!

I'’m so hungry.

Let'’s hope it's not much longer.

How many minnies, you reckon?

It'’s, like, whenever, you know? I can'’t really give a time.

I don'’t wait. Life don'’t wait.

Quickly as possible, please.

I don'’t rush.

Aesha.

I don'’t think there is making that person happy.

Period.

Huh, a little unexpected?

That'’s all right.

So hungry.

We'’ll have it right up there for you.

Perfect, thank you, thank you.

I feel mortified.

Ryan is moving as slowly as possible.

Cook your crudo. Oh, it is cooked already.

- Oh. - It'’s cured, I mean.

- Oh, yeah. - Looks nice and boring again.

I'’m sorry.

I swear, he'’s just doing it to punish these guests

for complaining.

The food is two minutes away.

One chef can cater for up to 10 people.

My chef does 15 people.

They all eat the salmon?

Yeah.

Well, I haven'’t asked for that course.

Well, I mean, if we just went through food

with them there, why do we...

we didn'’t go through every dish?

I told them the first course because I was pairing a wine.

I'’ll help with dishes until 8:30.

Then Culver'’s back on.

So, get some rest, nine and a half hours off each.

Tomorrow will be a big day SCUBA diving, jet-skiing.

Okay.

Make sh-- happen.

Can you choose which one'’s a better roll from Benny and I?

- Yeah. - Big old towel competition.

Show me.

I feel really confident about this.

Very good. Britt wins.

Hell, yeah.

I'’m gonna put some grapefruit on there.

Girls, girls, could you please come for service?

Make sure you'’ve got white gloves.

Copy, on my way.

All right, girlies, get it outta here.

- That looks amazing, Ry- - Ry.

Oh, the food is here.

Finally.

For your first course is kingfish crudo

with seared grapefruit.

How is it?

This is great.

What'’s the main course?

Salmon.

Dude. I don'’t eat fish.

Oh, you don'’t eat fish at all?

- I don'’t eat fish. - He'’s a steak guy.

Have they got steak?

- How would you have it? - Medium-well.

- Medium-well? - Yeah, please.

Can I have eggs?

- Instead of fish? - Yes.

I'’ll go and discuss it with him now.

Yeah, okay.

You'’re gonna be pissed.

- One of the guys... - Mm-hmm.

Said that he doesn'’t eat fish, and so he wants a medium steak.

And then egg girl,

she really wants scrambled eggs and avocado.

Scrambled eggs.

So, tomorrow, every meal,

you'’re getting an order from them, every single meal.

I'’m not planning and running any...

I'’m not gonna waste my time.

This dinner is a sh---show,

it'’s like diarrhea all over the walls.

I'’ll yeah, you got... you ask them what they want.

I don'’t know how long this dinner'’s gonna be now.

What?

Marilyn Monroe?

Huh?

Yeah.

This is my first time on service.

I wanna make sure that I'’m gonna make a good impression.

I'’m good at performances.

I used to be a ballerina.

It'’s super easy-peasy for me.

I can show my ballerina skills on the boat.

- You said medium, right? - Medium-well.

Booty.

I didn'’t wanna do it like this, but I don'’t even care.

All right, kids, these can go.

Oh, we gotta give them a hand for this one.

Here we go.

I'’ve never clapped for dinner, but tonight, I gotta clap.

Yay!

Because you know what, there is the scrambled eggs.

- Ah. - Wow.

That'’s amazing.

How'’s the scrambled eggs?

How'’d it go, Chef?

Oh, you know, they'’re gonna be critiquers either way.

I just can'’t let it bother me, that'’s all.

It'’s about the guests enjoying themselves.

- We tried. - That'’s good.

Would you like another beer?

- Yes, please. - Yas, king.

Do we siphon the gas for the jet-ski?

Yeah, let me show you where the fuel is.

Is it the yellow one for that?

- No. - What'’s the yellow one?

- That'’s diesel. - Oh.

Brittini'’s awesome. She can take instruction.

If she'’s done the wrong thing,

she'’ll take it on the chin and she'’ll move forward.

What uses diesel?

The big tender.

Oh.

Love that about her.

Red is for?

For the little tendie.

And what'’s the other one for?

The big tendie.

When you teach me things, we can call it, like, BJ time.

BJ time?

- Brittini and Jamie. - Oh!

I was like, blowjob time?

It was supposed to be innuendo.

You'’re outta control.

Let'’s catch a fish, baby.

Perfect.

- Okay, listen. - What?

I'’m gonna dance for them, and I'’m gonna change to Marilyn,

but I want you to be with me there.

- Marilyn Monroe? - Yes.

- Like the chick? - Like the chick.

Okay.

I'’ll have a bunch of diamonds, so...

I'’m gonna just lay...

I'’ll be your diamond playboy.

Then you just lay all over me.

- I'’m gonna lay on the table. - Yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

Oh, guys, I actually forgot to tell you

that rumors whispered that Marilyn Monroe

was on this yacht.

Maybe there'’s some ghost walking around the boat.