Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on, "Below Beck Down Under"...

You seem like you’re a little bit...

-What? -Tipsy.

I want to disintegrate into the ground.

I’m so sorry.

Don’t embarrass me.

-Here we go, here we go. -Woo!

I’m blushing.

You want me to tick the box?

It’s cute, but, like you’re 30... years old.

What have we got here?

San Francisco-based co-primaries

are traveling with their closest friends

for the ultimate girls trip.

Can we get them to serve us in Speedos?

Yes!

You’ll find we drink heavily.

People had to ----ing draw straws

because no one wanted to room with you.

Stop! No!

-It’s the truth! -Stop!

Stop!

Oh!

Oh, sh--!

Woo!

-Whoa! -Oh!

Woo!

This is ----ing gross, you guys.

Line up on my face!

I can’t subscribe to this. Like, I cannot.

Oh, my God! This is brilliant!

These guests are a lot.

They’re all very high-pitched, very loud.

Woo!

I love you, Luka!

You know, I’ve been told that my voice is a lot.

And if this is what I sound like to other people...

-Harry! -

I’m so sorry!

Oh, my God!

-She’s a savage! -Savage.

Can it just be about, like, eating and stuff?

No! We’re going to be eating sexy man chest.

If we were a group of men and this was a group of women,

it would be, like, different.

Three minutes away from service.

She is so uncomfortable.

It’s so uncomfortable.

-Every single second. -So uncomfortable.

She does not want to objectify men.

I don’t want to objectify anyone.

We saw how dangerous round one can go.

Should we take a little whistle with us?

I hope you guys are hungry.

Thank you!

Oh, I’m so happy you came back.

So you got a tofu ramen and a whiskey sour.

You guys, she doesn’t want to objectify you,

so she’s saying we should put you in t-shirts.

What do you think?

This is embarrassing.

I know, but we’re just having fun.

Enjoy your dinner.

We’ll talk later.

She wants us to put a t-shirt on.

Get the shirts on.

Oh, my God. What a sight.

Second to last charter.

Well, just budgies and just shirts?

Look, it didn’t start out to be a stripper on this boat,

but it looks like it’s what I’m doing,

but it’s all in good fun.

I’m here to give them the best experience

and get the biggest tip possible,

even if it means she’s got to pull my budgie off

and have a look.

Then you could do the old...

Hey say, ladies, how’s it going?

This is really good.

Looks good, Cheffy.

So, this is the Pinot Noir.

So, who wanted the noir?

Zara wants to get out.

-Okay, bye. -Bye.

And then there were six.

Yes.

Oh, so you think she’s gone?

-Yeah. -She might be.

I’ll bring it up just in case, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

-Hi, Margot. -Hey.

Long day.

So, this is Thai beef with bok choi.

Wow.

Harry!

So, enjoy.

All right.

How is this our job?

-It’s delicious. -It’s so good.

Everything’s been amazing.

Yeah.

It’s really good. This is really good.

Deck crew, deck crew.

One of the primaries is severely wasted.

Could someone go keep an eye on her, please?

Copy.

As long as they don’t end up using the bath,

I’m a happy girl.

Is the cap there? She’s in your bridge.

-What’s wrong? -She is in the bridge.

Oh, hello.

Hi. I’m sorry.

-Did I interrupt? -No, no, no, not at all.

Came to make sure that you’re okay.

I just wanted to watch.

-Watch what? -I don’t know.

Okay.

I’m like a cat in the corner.

I’m not a little scared of her. I’m petrified.

Cap, Cap, Joao. Can you meet me in the bridge?

Bye, Captain.

It’s not what it looks like, I promise.

Oh, look, it’s the captain.

Yeah. Hello.

-Hi. -How are you?

-Is it okay that I’m here? -Yeah.

He’s like, can you get the out of my bridge?

Yeah.

You do not steer the ship with that little guy.

-Yeah. -That’s a joke, right?

Nope.

That’s not embarrassing?

You’re just like, you want a big wheel, right?

No.

Game on, Joao.

He didn’t even take one for the team.

He just left.

Get back here.

I’m going to creep over.

Captain’s getting harassed by the primary. It’s so funny.

Joao.

-Was Zara up there? -She’s in the bridge.

Where’s the Bermuda Triangle?

Over in Bermuda.

That’s far.

Yeah, I haven’t got a chart for it.

-How are you? -Sorry.

Okay. All right, I’ll go.

I’m not forcing you to or anything.

No, no, no, no. It’s cool.

Phew.

-There she is. -Hi!

-Girl? -Finished.

I know.

So I’ll have you on till half past.

Cool.

-Cheers, doll. -Cheers.

All finished up?

You guys are going diving at 9:30.

Okay.

So do you want to do breakfast at 8:30?

Yes.

Do you want to have a shower, mate?

You can go first, bro.

Can everybody have a little more life about them?

Everyone looks like they’re dying.

Well, it’s time to go to bed, then.

I just wanted to be ridiculous for one minute.

Good night.

Jesus. I am ----ing drunk.

Thank ----ing God.

All right, well, I’ll go fill the dishwasher

and then I’ll go down.

-Love you. -Love you.

Have a good evening.

-Okay, I’m good. -All right, man.

-I’ll see you in the morning. -Okay.

How are you?

-Are you excited? -Yes.

-Oh, no. -

I’m excited about my date with Joao,

but my walls are up.

Joao has come into the season as the most perfect man

that you would run off into the mountains

and get married with.

But once a boy, always a boy.

I don’t trust that he won’t just wake up one day

and just leave.

What?

The first thing I told her was that you’re circumcised,

I’m just so impressed.

Nah.

Deck, deck. Can you let the tender out on tow

and stand by on fore-peak?

Get ready for departure.

Roger that.

-See you later. -See you, darling.

Are you doing hot stuff?

It’s Greek toast, avocado.