Below Deck Down Under

Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

This season I have over 40 years of experience.

I don’t expect just good.

I want exceptional.

Hi, I’m Jenna, lovely to meet you.

It’s Betul.

-Eddy. -Mate.

Oh, you’re a deck stew. I love it.

Alicia. Ben.

I’m not trained. I’m just passionate.

Passion for food could potentially mean

I have absolutely zero cooking skills.

-I’m sorry. -What happened?

Did you burn it?

It was burning and not cooking.

How the did that happen?

Just get it in the trash.

Pretty much the up of the century in my opinion.

My mum persuaded me that cooking wasn’t for me,

and not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.

Stupid, stupid.

Heather Gay is bringing her outrageous

friend group from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

I’m not going to lie, I’m quite anxious.

What? What?

Will you just have them bring my water up?

Of course.

Will you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat for me?

She needs some conditioner. Can you help her?

These ladies are going to go nuts.

Bloody hell.

Interior, galley needs to know whether or not

they should plate.

- me. -I don’t care.

I go from zero to 100.

They’re fighting, everything’s up in the air.

I really, I don’t have a answer for you right now.

Are you kidding me? Serious?

-There’s broken glass. -----ing hell.

What is going on?

Don’t you ever, ever ever say that about me!

Wow!

Daisy, Daisy, Ben!

I think she should stay away from me permanently.

There’s glass all over the floor.

I’m not going to step in glass.

Galley, the guests are still eating.

If we could get a time, that would be great.

I don’t know when they’re going to stop eating.

You did not need to say that and stir up the pot.

She doesn’t know when they’re going to stop eating.

This is insane.

Trying to do this dinner service and communicate

with Ben right now is annoying as .

We’re having to interrupt World War III,

being like, excuse me, can I take your plate?

You have done a lot of really nasty things.

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, I don’t want to re-piss these housewives off.

That doesn’t sound like my idea of fun.

I open my mouth, Meredith goes, rah!

Mm.

-You love it? -Mm.

I’m going to clear their starter in two minutes.

Finally.

All right. Put them all the same way.

Put them there, and then you can even put that tin

-back on top of the grill, yeah? -Copy.

I have tried.

She has done some pretty despicable things.

Yes, thank you.

So stay away from me.

I think that’s despicable.

Okay, galley, we’ve cleared.

-Copy. -

Can I help with anything?

Go down to the galley and then wait for the main course.

Okay.

I said you should not say that about Meredith.

That’s disgusting.

Holy ----ing...

No, this is such an about face.

Absolutely not.

Okay, this is crazy.

-Why don’t you just disengage? -Okay.

Oh, I would be more than happy to disengage

from you forever, sweetheart.

Bye.

They’re full on having a bitch fight up there.

yeah! Bring it, bring it!

Get the axes.

It’s still kicking off.

Who is having seizures?

Who?

Let’s get this on a plate,

and we’re going to get that still done now, if we can.

This is for Mary.

Okay, so it’s panko, wahoo,

saffron, potato, broccolini.

Okay, let’s go.

I know you’ve got good intentions, and I love you,

but I was embarrassed that I feel like

I can’t stand up for myself.

Panko, wahoo. Panko, wahoo.

You’re talking about my girl.

Panko, wahoo.

So for you to carry on about her to somebody else is wrong.

Panko.

Panko wanko. Oh, .

I moved on.

Daisy, tell us what we’re eating.

Oh, brother.

See, this is what I’m talking about.

Daisy?

You are having panko encrusted wahoo.

-Okay. -It’s a fish dish.

-Are you all right? -Oh, my goodness.

Getting there.

Thank you. You’re so sweet.

See, he’s international.

You’re bringing the Greek out.

I mean, I do feel like I am very pretty.

The cougars love us.

I feel like I’m their little toy boy,

and they just want to pick us up and take us back home.

Michael, you have such great energy, and I love your hair.

-Do you like it? -Yes, we do.

But listen, she could have just said, I’m sorry.

She doubled down.

Oh, this is delicious.

She is so rude and mean to me for no reason.

-How is it? -Another 10.

10 out of 10.

Can I have a little ramekin, please, with butter?

Absolutely.

All right...

Thank you.

Didn’t ask for a spoon, did I love?

Thank you.

Didn’t ask, did I?

Oh, we have to punch out cheesecake.

I’m really proud of you.

I know.

No, I know.

Mike, please come up to clear.

Then you can go down and help Jenna.

Like, listen, you can fight it in Bronwyn.

You do love to be playful with Britani,

and then you love to assassinate her at a dinner table.

I’m not assassinating her.

Sorry.

Are you all finished with your food? Sorry.

Yes, thank you.

You are the source of all the dirt on anyone we know.

I’m not the source of information.

I have people tell me stuff.

Exactly.

It sounds like you’re saying

she’s the source of all the information.

Like, she’s the one who did this to me.

I didn’t do anything to anybody.

I ----ing can’t take this anymore!

You guys, shut the up about me.

I don’t do anything to you.

-Look good, Ben. -Thanks, mate.

Hi.

I am.

Part of me wants to go upstairs, but I know the minute I do,

I’ll just...

Well, at the moment, it’s a little bit heated upstairs.

Don’t come near me. Don’t you ----ing come near me.

I’m coming near you.

Sit your ----ing little butt down.

I’m am moving if you come near me.

What’s going on? What’s the topic?

I have no clue.

Oh, Lord.

This is not worth an alpha change dinner.

-But anyways, I’ll be back. -Thank you.

Okay.

Wow.

All right, just, just, it’s fine.

It’s fine.

All right, I need a fork, please, darling.

Please, you’re fine, all right? You’re good.

You’re doing a good job tonight, all right?

Thank you, you are, too.

-All right, are you ready to go? -Yeah, I’m ready.

It’s a deconstructed cheesecake with dark chocolate sauce.

you, I’ve been a ----ing good friend to you.

No, you.

You thought she was saying the ----ing thing.

Where am I wrong?

-Listen to me. -Where am I wrong?

Look at me.

Who are you looking at, Meredith?

Lisa Barlow, look at me.

I’ve been a ----ing good friend to you.

I’ve been totally ----ing loyal to you.

You are the one that’s ----ing--