Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

Ew, ew, ew.

Benny, relax.

Once two lads have cleaned up some sh-- together,

you generally remain friends for life.

Having this long-distance relationship, it'’s hard for me.

You want a bagel with salmon on it?

I know she has a boyfriend, but there'’s something about her.

Who has the best chef?

- Oh! - Woo!

I was the entertainment officer on my old boat.

Pretty sure this entertainment position doesn'’t exist.

Hell, yeah, brother!

I wanna say something, and on the other hand,

I don'’t really wanna get him in trouble.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

I'’ll suss it out.

I'’m not rushing or doing anything ----ing elaborate.

I lost my father to being overworked,

and I'’m not gonna let myself do that.

Thank you.

As a captain, I'’m trying to lead from example.

But just looking for that initiative

from Jamie to step up.

I'’ve been on standby all day.

Let'’s go, let's go, deck team, we'’re wasting time again.

This should have been done on the way.

These all should be done.

As a crew, we should all know exactly what we'’re doing.

It'’s Jamie's fault.

We just cruised for an hour and a half and no fenders were up.

There'’s a lot of standing around.

We look like first-timers.

Yeah.

You as a team, pick yourselves up.

Jamie, run your team.

Yeah. Copy.

- All right. - Thank you.

Cheers.

All right.

- Holy crap. - Yeah, that wasn'’t ideal.

Points taken?

Yeah, it'’s a good chat, honestly.

Sweet.

Bigger boats don'’t around.

What I don'’t wanna have to do as a bosun

is get on my hands and knees and do your shoelaces up.

But I want everyone to pick up your game a little bit.

Everyone needs to.

Be quicker with things, you know?

Use your initiative.

You guys have all had experience,

otherwise you would not be on this boat.

So, pull your head out and start ----ing being a deckhand.

All right ----ing get out and smash it.

- Absolutely. - Sweet.

Not the best thing, to be hearing your captain going off.

It doesn'’t look good for them, it doesn'’t look good for me.

This is my first time as a bosun,

and I wanna be a leader on board.

I just have to step up, pick my game up,

and become the bosun that I need to be.

Right.

Second wound, maybe.

Pillow fight.

Really coming together.

How we looking, gals?

- Good. - All done.

Yeah.

All right, well, I think we deserve a beer, eh?

I just want a margarita.

All right, let'’s get back on the crazy train.

We'’re gonna ----ing rage, holy sh--.

Yes, bitch!

- Ready, ready, ready. - I'’m ready.

- Can we all go to the galley? - Let'’s go.

Here'’s to Ryan being the drunk guy.

- What about the helmet? - Yeah!

You tell us who gets the helmet.

Oh, definitely, we know who gets the helmet tonight.

Who?

You get the helmet tonight.

- Really? - Honestly.

No!

The boat coming in, I want you to show a bit of responsibility,

better preparation, okay?

This should have been done on the way.

The towline should be away by now.

These all should be done.

We have to actually make a step forward.

Captain'’s disco ball helmet announces our ups.

I'’m taking that in, but I'm also really hard on myself on deck.

So, I wanna prove to the team,

almost, that, like, there'’s no weak link here.

- Woo! - Yay!

I can'’t hear anything.

- Let'’s go! - Let'’s go!

Let'’s rage.

All right, all right, all right.

Let'’s go.

Ah!

I heard that noise once or twice.

Yeah, I got a couple.

- Ask Tumi. - Oh, yeah.

Tumi, I don'’t think anyone knows but you, Tumi.

Oh, my God.

Let the mullet spa party begin, woo!

Tumi is, like, oh, my God.

I guess we'’ll just let this one slide,

because I don'’t think he'’s malicious at heart.

I have multiple mullets.

Why are we screaming, Cheffy?

I have one tone, and it'’s loud.

Like, honestly, the more people

try to start to say sh-- about it,

I'’m gonna get really ticked off.

I'’m not gonna change how I speak.

No, you'’re not gonna change anything.

Ah, thank you.

Could we get four espresso martinis?

Double Jack and Coke, please.

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

Cheers, y'’all!

- Yay! - Woo!

Hell, yeah!

Are you ready to order your food?

- Yeah. - Platter for one.

- Yep. - The filet, medium-rare.

Can I please get the margherita pizza?

A garden salad.

Even on my fattest day, I wouldn'’t order a garden salad.

That is the boringest thing you could ever put in your mouth.

- You did way better. - Stop touching my hair.

I would never it up, I got you.

Oh, here they come, here they come.

Yours looks a little better than the salad he got.

You'’re really all gonna piss me off.

You tell me to stop being loud, like...

Yeah, but there'’s a difference...

I'’m really gonna tell you to go yourself.

...between being loud and screaming.

I'’m a loud human, that is who I am.

Let me be who I am, and accept it or don'’t.

- that. - But I'’m really loud...

Wait, wait, now we have other people in the conversation.

It'’s about having, like, self-awareness

of yourself in certain spaces.

I do. Guess what?

I don'’t really care about that. Ryan'’s Ryan.

I don'’t give a who'’s around me.

It'’s the people that try to change a certain thing that...

No, well, you don'’t wanna change.

Guess what, look really bad.

So, it'’s not going to change.

Exactly, I'’m not gonna change for anybody.

Well, I hope my sons say that.

I'’m the baby... I'’m the mama's boy.

Her and I are ride-or-die.

Like, dude, we went through some sh--.

My mother never worked a day in her ----ing life

until my father, like, basically passed.

- Like, never worked. - Your dad passed away?

- My dad died in '’09. - Oh, I'’m sorry.

- It was still 2009. - How did that happen?

He just had a heart attack at home.

- Aw. - Sh--.

- How old was he? - Fifty-----ing-one.

- Oh, Ry- - Ry.

Ryan mentioning that his father passing

really makes me see a lot of myself when I was younger.

I was definitely a daddy'’s girl for sure.

My dad was super successful.

He went and started a pharmaceutical company,

and then one night, he was hijacked and shot,

and we just suddenly lost him, just like that.

September 11, '’09, actually.

With Ryan, his lashing out, his urge to be heard,

that'’s just a signal of someone not fully healed.

I say it how it is.

I like it. You look cute.

I like the helmet idea, but it'’s a wooden spoon.

Like, if someone ----ed up, give them a wooden spoon.

All right, guys, let'’s go.

Thank you so much.

- I can'’t see anything. - Come on...

everybody, come on.

Let'’s do it.

Ryan'’s volatile tonight.

I just picture him, like, at a ----ing funeral,

being, like, "I'’m gonna be as loud as I want!"

I don'’t really care about who'’s what.

Like, I'’m still myself, but...

- I know. - "I'’m gonna be myself!"

"That'’s just who I am!"

Wow.

- We'’re in a town! - Ah!

Hey!

This place is pumping.

Where are the drinks?

Why?