Below Deck Down Under

Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

I’m so excited to see you.

It’s like an old expedition boat.

Yeah.

Have you worked on a boat like this before?

-No. -There you go.

-You get a new challenge. -It is.

I’m Tzarina, by the way.

Tzarina?

I’ve lost my suitcase.

Oh no.

Laura. She’s got some good experience.

Chief stew?

Event organizer, I love table settings.

I like everything all of this.

Okay.

-Margot. -Yeah.

She’s still on charter on another boat.

She’s not going to be here for a couple of days.

Deck down and a stew down.

Yeah. We’re two people down.

Have you ever met anybody from New York?

Never.

-Statue of Liberty’s there, hey? -It is.

Bit worried about space.

Oh. Here I am thinking it went all the way back.

Not a lot of prep areas.

Carmen Felder’s founder and CEO of her own PR firm.

Welcome aboard.

Hello.

Kristyl doesn’t drink.

I would like extra alcohol in that, please.

And still don’t know where things are in the galley.

Do you want me to work on these?

I give anything. I’m so far behind.

Okay. Let’s get through it.

My hero.

-We need to talk. -No.

They’re acting like I’m crazy.

We got on the boat five minutes ago.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

-Go away. -It’s the first day!

We’ll be down at 10.

No, you should leave someone up with the guests.

Help the stewardess.

I’m leaving. before sh-- gets weird.

The guests jumping in water.

Luke, Luke, do you copy?

Oh, really?

If I was a shark, I’d be out right now looking for food.

So you went that next step,

I’m gonna go that next step.

We’ll head back to the marina tomorrow.

No, no, no.

Bitch, off.

We keep going down this road, it gets worse.

No, no, no. I didn’t say off.

I meant to.

Oh, I feel bad. And I apologize.

We’re just rolling down a hill.

-You know? -Sorry. I’m sorry.

All you have to do now is call it.

Go to sleep, and everyone’s good.

-Okay. -Yeah?

We’re going to shut that down.

-Please do. -Right where it is.

Please do.

We’ll put the lid on alcohol now.

Actually, can we do one more round of champagne?

No. We’re done.

We’re in trouble.

We’re all adults. Go to sleep.

We’ll be fine. We’ll be fine.

They’re so intoxicated.

I don’t want to ruin the charter.

I’ve warned them not to get back in the water.

But if they want to make the bad choice, that’s on them.

I will go back to the marina and call the charter off.

Sorry.

We’re going to have to call it a night.

-Yeah. -Apologize.

-It’s cool. We good. -It’s fine. It’s fine, Brandon.

Oh my God.

Here we go.

It’s just so cool that you’re Australian.

I love the way you talk.

It’s hysterical.

Growing up in Brooklyn, we lived in an apartment

underneath the train.

I was like five years old.

I watched the movie called "Kangaroo Jack."

It was about two guys from Brooklyn who went to Australia.

I’ve always wanted to go to Australia.

Brother, I can’t go back to Brooklyn

without seeing a kangaroo.

That’s so funny.

Hey, mate.

Get the out of my face, you know what I mean?

There’s no way this is real right now.

I love that you-- Yeah, I love it.

I like it.

Sweet.

All right. Stay positive.

Did I tell you the stewardess didn’t make her flight?

What?

She can’t be here for two days.

Are you joking?

Yeah. I’m joking.

Okay.

Game time, baby.

Good morning. How are you?

Last night, we had guests go in the water,

which I had to get woken up for.

After we’d all gone down?

Yep.

I didn’t even know about that.

I was up till three o’clock.

Captain, I feel really bad.

We’ve hit the ground running. We’ve been short of stuff.

We’re trying to all work through.

Do you want to leave someone up until maybe like two tonight?

Yeah. Like I said before, keep someone else up later.

Okay.

So we’ve got support for our stewardesses.

Work all that out.

Yeah, I’m so sorry.

At the end of the day, it was my decision to go to bed.

I’ve been bosun two and a half years.

I should know better.

I’m working on getting us another deckhand very quickly.

-I think we need it. -Yeah, we do.

-Thanks, Cap. -Righto.

What are they having for breakfast?

Lobster crab benis.

The fruit platter will be in the middle.

I’m going to do Hollandaise sauce.

I was about to make hash browns,

but then I realized there’s no cheese grater in this galley.

I’ll take that.

Legend.

Yeah, I’ll do that then.

So normally I feel like I’m actually

quite highly organized, but this galley’s difficult

because there’s nowhere to put anything.

We’re putting that in this thing.

Just trying to get an order flowing.

For some reason, I’m just not handling this galley.

It’s handling me, wish Captain Jason was.

Morning.

Did you know that Brandon went overboard at two this morning?

-None of us were up. -Yeah.

Okay, so like half the issue was we had no deck team up,

and I think it might have been Laura, maybe,

that woke Captain.

So Captain got woken up at 2:30 in the morning,

Yeah, Cap just called me to the bridge to talk about it.

That’s a full-ass man overboard.

We need to get our sh-- together.

There’s going to be a change tonight about shifts

and what we need because we’re down crew.

Let’s make it happen.

Let’s go.

The life.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

The new stew’s going to be here any minute.

-Ha. -Which is awesome.

Okay.

I have experience being Chief Stew.

I love it because you’re running the show

and thanks to my background in the hospitality industry,

my standards are really high up.

There’s a lot going on.

I don’t do no shortcuts.

-Can you stay down here, sorry. -Yeah.

I really need some more orange juice.

-Orange juice. -I better get back up.

-She asked a while ago. -Yeah, go, go, go.

Shall I put the flag up?

Yeah, we should.

How’s your bowline abilities?

Oh, mate. Top notch.

Beautiful.

I’m new to this size boat but working with my brother,

I do all the lines, all the everything by myself

on a 60, 82 foot boat.

They’re big boats that I’m driving by myself.

I’ve got the knowledge. I’ve got the brains.

Right way round and everything. Nailed it.

Good morning.

Oh my God.

Good morning.

-Good morning. -Hi, how are you?

Would you like crab, lobster or bacon eggs benedict?

Lobster.

Crab and lobster.

Do mine the same way as hers.

And the champagne. So when mine is empty, that means refill.

Okay, sure.

That sounds so sh--.

Squeak.