Space Dandy (スペース☆ダンディ)

Space Dandy is Space Dandy—

an alien hunter who sails the galactic seas.

In search of fresh alien prey,

he lives a life of adventure that includes forays into unexplored planets.

This is the majestic tale of that alien hunter and others like him.

These days, I don't know where I've come from

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

your beauty is touched by sadness

Sometimes we send tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Then we look at the shooting stars, it's simple

We're all human

Viva tears, just shed them, baby

They're not wasted

Can't stop, I love you like this

Those tears, tears, yeah

Can you give those tears to me?

When you fall, get right back up again

Let's go together! Tell me "This is great" again

Tears, tears, goodbye!

Boobies this, boobies that. It's all anyone ever talks about.

But you know what?

They're all hopeless idiots if you ask me.

Fools who are fixated on boobies

don't understand what really makes a good woman.

The single most important aspect, that is.

Hey! You even listening to me, QT?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Her heart, maybe?

You don't understand a thing, you piece of junk.

That's not what I'm talking about.

So what makes a good woman, then?

Oh? You wanna know?

It's her B-O-O-T-Y...

That's right. Her ass!

Guys who don't appreciate a nice set of hips are about as good as preschoolers.

I wish all the breast-obsessed fools would accept that fact.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Right...

What kind of response is that?

Take Agnes Lum for instance.

Her honkers get all the attention, but the truth is—

Who the hell is that?

Actually, we're getting ahead of ourselves!

Don't we have an intro or something?

Year 0014 of the Galactic Calendar.

Mankind has set foot into the far reaches of the galaxy.

However, humans are but a mere drop in the ocean of this vast universe.

The universe is home to countless alien species,

such as this one or that one.

It's a long story, so we'll just leave it at that.

That's a pretty half-assed explanation.

It's like they only did it because they had no choice.

You know what?

This isn't the time for such pointless chatter.

We need to get to work!

Not only are we flat broke, but we'll never get through the story like this!

All right, then. Shall we head there?

Huh? Where?

Isn't it obvious?

Boobies, of course.

Huh? You mean the place with the well-endowed waitresses?

Exactly.

Why?

Just for business purposes, all right?

I mean, all sorts of aliens gather there.

Yeah, we have no choice but to go.

Go With the Flow, Baby

Go With the Flow, Baby

Yeah!

Hey, Dandy.

You seem to be enjoying yourself quite a bit.

Don't be stupid.

This is camouflage. Camouflage!

While I sit here pretending to goof off,

go look up any unusual aliens you find, and then...

Is this really just camouflage?

Boobies.

One of the "breastaurant" chains with locations across the galaxy.

A breastaurant employs women with large mammaries.

In other words,

it's a place where women with massive knockers work as waitresses.

Since you can meet all kinds of women depending on the location,

Dandy has made it his life's purpose to visit as many branches of the chain as possible

and dreams of one day conquering every single one of them.

Hey, isn't this more detailed than the previous explanation?

Sorry to have kept you waiting!

Yoohoo!

Thanks for waiting!

I'm Honey!

Fuck yeah!

Here's your Space Parfait and Space Platter.

Can I get you anything to drink?

Get me a Gilgamesh Tequila.

Say, what's your name?

Dandy.

Space Dandy.

So, tell me. What do you do?

You wanna know?

Sure I do!

I'll give you a hint: it's a job that starts with an "A."

Uh, I dunno.

You're an ass?

That's not a job, woman.

What are you, then?

I'm actually an alien hunter who sails the galactic seas!

Dandy...

Hey, what are you looking at that book for?

Well...

Aren't you robots supposed to have alien databases that already have this information?

In the latest firmware, yes.

But I'm unable to update mine.

Oh, I see. You're too outdated to support it.

Oops, my bad.

That was insensitive of me.

I guess it's time to upgrade to a better model.

What's the matter? Are you actually depressed?

No way. What are you talking about?

Robots don't have feelings—

What's up? Did you find something?

My battery has five percent remaining.

Jeez, switch to power-saving mode!

Dandy, how about that guy at the window seat?

Him?

You're looking the wrong way.

Him?

A bit to the left.

Him?

Yeah, him!

This guy...

He looks Betelgeusian, doesn't he?

You think so?

The cheek pattern doesn't match, though.

Huh?

Now that you mention it...

Well, no big deal. He looks somewhat similar.

Damn you.

You get so lazy the moment you enter power-saving mode.

And now you're going to sleep?!

Got a second, bro?

I haven't seen you around.

Where are you from?

The Cartwheel Galaxy?

U-Uh...

I-It's not like...

I'm taking any creepshots or anything.

C'mon, tell me. What planet are you from?

You're not getting away that easily, bud.

I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Please forgive me!

Oh, there you are!

Hi!

Anyone who orders one of these gets this sticker from me.

You...

Dr. Gel, we've located the target.

It's him, without a doubt.

Well done, Bea.

I've finally found you, Dandy.

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY

SPACE★DANDY