Entourage

- Aw, come on! - I'm serious.

I was the last of my friends to lose their virginity.

- Me too. - Shut up.

- I don't believe it either. - It's the truth.

- I was very shy and conservative. - Then what happened?

Honestly, I started watching a lot of porn.

I watched a lot of porn too, but I never thought to do one.

- Hey, Scott. - What?

It's okay. Maybe you were afraid you couldn't perform.

- Oh ho ho ho! - Touche touche.

And, hey, you two have probably had as much sex as I have.

- I don't think so! - I don't know, maybe.

Well, maybe. Maybe he has.

Well, maybe. Let's compare notes after dessert.

I'm gonna use the bathroom. Where's the... It's this way.

I can hardly wait.

- What? - Why did you invite him?

- We're having fun. - The conversation is lacking a little depth.

So we'll change the subject.

I could bring up the Spanish inquisition

and Scott would turn it into a sexual innuendo.

Sasha, I'm sorry. He called to find out what I was doing,

I didn't think. I said come join. I'm sorry.

- It's fine. - Oh, no it's not.

- What... what's wrong? - I just thought it was going to be the two of us.

I need to talk to you about something.

- Should I be worried? - It's about my movie.

- I told you I don't want to talk about that. - We need to.

Unless you've decided not to do it, no we don't.

- I thought you said you were gonna be supportive? - I am,

it's just already a little weird for me and I don't need

to discuss you fucking five random guys.

That's the thing... they're not random.

- What do you mean? - I got the cast list today

and I tried to talk to the producers, but they wouldn't replace him.

- Replace who? - One of the guys in the gang-bang scene.

We used to be engaged.

Yeah!

- Nice, daddy. - Sarah, you're up. Get off the phone.

- It's family night. - Sarah, you're up.

- Okay okay. - Jeez.

- Brat. - Why is she so moody?

- It's genetic. - I'm here, I'm present, I'm suffering.

No phones, blackberries or carrier pigeons.

You're suffering spending time with your family?

Jonah... next time boys' night out.

- These girls are annoying. - I told you not to invite them.

Hey, Ari.

- Sir Richard. - I'm seeing you Thursday.

Yes indeed. Virgin mobile festival,

I got M.I.A. and Jay-Z locked down.

- Ahem! - Oh, I'm in family mode and I can't talk.

Oh yeah, family mode too, sir.

Yes, well played, sir. I love your family.

- Ari! - Honey, he has twins. How rare is that?

Family time, we're here. We're focused.

It's your office.

Hello?

I know Ari told me not to call on family night

unless it's an emergency and I'm not totally sure this is an emergency...

It's okay, Jake. Just hold for one second, please.

Jake, I told you not to call unless it was important.

- It's Amanda Daniels. - Amanda Daniels is not important.

- She keeps calling. - What? Why?

- She wants to speak to you. - I don't want to speak to her.

- Should I tell her that? - Tell her I want her to die.

- Who do you want to die, daddy? - No one, buddy.

- Ari. - How about daddy not talking a call

during family time, huh? Blowing off a billionaire.

- What do you think Amanda wanted? - I don't know.

- Who cares? Let's bowl. - Daddy!

Come on, we're bowling. Family time.

- Phil, I apologize for hanging up on you. - I appreciate that, Eric.

- But let's move past that. - Okay.

I think you and I can agree

that dealing with Johnny can put a person on edge.

- How does that help us? - It doesn't.

I'm in a bind now. The studio wants to know

when we can get "johnny's bananas" moving

and I'm embarrassed to tell them

that I may not even be able to deliver.

- I'm working on him. - Can you just get him over here today

- and I'll work on him? - What are you gonna do?

Look, I just... I just... I wanna convince him!

All right, I'll try, but he hasn't spoken to me in two days.

- Over getting him a greenlit show? - Yep.

- He really is nuts. - Wait till you try to renegotiate

- season three with him. - Let's all pray that we get there.

All right, I'll call you if I get him.

- Please do. - Bye.

Pfft!

Morning, Jennie.

Can you do me a favor... would you try to find Drama?

Uh, Vince is here.

Yo!

- Yo. - You okay?

- Yeah, why? - Well, you look like shit.

Thanks. I didn't get much sleep.

I tried to call you a few times.

Yeah, I figured I'd come see you.

- You're pissed at me. - I don't want to get into it.

Look, Vince, I'm sorry, all right?

I like Sasha. I really do.

- I didn't mean to insult her. - I appreciate that.

- So are we good? - Are you gonna get her a part in "air-walker"?

- I can't do that. - Then we're not good.

The studio's gonna bring on a new director today.

I think Ari got Pete Berg to do it.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

- That's awesome. - It is, Vince,

but the studio's already concerned about you.

- I don't want to make things any worse. - She's talented, e.

- I didn't say she wasn't. - Steven Soderbergh thought so.

Why are you so adamant about this?

Because she got an offer on another movie and I'd prefer her to do this.

- What movie? - I forget the name.

What the... what the fuck are you looking at?

- Are you high? - Am I high?

'Cause I need something done and I actually come to the guy

who I made millions of dollars for and ask him to do it, I'm high?

Fuck you. I'll handle it myself.

10 meters to go. Nailed-biting...

- Whoo! - It's a new world record!

- What do you think? - You look adorable.

- Not sexy? - You'll be sexy

when we're chilling by the pool in Mexico, living off our tequila money.

- I need money now, Turtle. - Then I hope you're a better waitress

- than you were a driver. - I'm a better waitress than you are an athlete.

That's because your sexiness distracts me.

Ew. Why don't you two get a room?

Get a job! And your own house.

- That's not nice. - No, it's not.

It's Carlos. Do I have to pick this up?

- Mm-hmm. - He's always mean to me.

- Pick up. - Hey, Carlos!

- Why are people from Texas inquiring about my tequila? - What people?

Texas people. I don't like being spied on, Turtle.

- Carlos, don't be paranoid. - Who have you been talking to?

- You told me to find the money. - What? When?

You said you wanted to expand and I told you I'd find the money.

- I thought that was a joke. - Well, it wasn't.

I got in touch with mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas mavericks.

- I know who he is. - Then get excited because he's gonna give us

$5 million so you can build a shiny new factory.

- Is that what he told you? - No, but I'm hoping that's what he'll tell me.

- So get excited! - I don't like being left in the dark, Turtle.

If my family business is being discussed, I expect to be the one who's discussing it.

- I'm sorry. - I'm coming to L. A. to see you today.

In the meantime I don't want you talking about my company to anyone.

- What do you mean? - I mean don't talk about me. Don't talk about my tequila.

Don't even mention the name, not to anyone, do you understand?

- Carlos, that... - I'll be at your house at 3:00 sharp.

Be waiting.

Pete Berg is very excited.

- That's great, Ari. - But I'm not gonna lie to you.

He's heard the rumors and he wants to sit down with you and talk.

That's fine. I have a couple of things I want to talk to him about also.

- Oh yeah? Like what? - A couple casting ideas I got.

Okay, we'll see if we can set up a meeting this week.

See if you can set it up for today.

- I don't know if he's available today. - Well, call him and find out.

- Is e around today? - I don't need e there.

I don't know if I'm going to be around today.

- I don't need a babysitter, Ari. - Are you okay?

Yeah, it's fine. I just want to get things moving.

- I can hear that. - Okay, call me back.

You got it.

- Why am I here? - Because I want you to help me pick out a suit.

You've always picked out your own suits and you've done nothing but sit on the phone,

- which you promised you wouldn't do. - Because it was Vince.

It was an exception and I am all yours now, no distractions.

- What do you think of the suit? - Well, I...

Dana! Dana!

Dana. Hey!

- Ari. - Good to see you.

- You too. What's up? - You're in town.

Yeah, for a minute. I got a couple book signings to do.

Well listen, I'm seeing you next week, right?

- I was gonna call you. - Why would you call me if I'm gonna see you?

Oh God, I'm an asshole. Ari, I didn't want you to be my agent.

- I wanted to be involved with the N. F.L. team. - Involved how?

- Good seats for one. - Done.

And then I was, you know, hoping it would help promote my scholarship foundation,

- so... but since you're not involved, I figure, why... - listen,

you can be as involved as you want to be.

Ari, I am involved... through Amanda Daniels now that she's bringing in the team.

- Where'd you hear that? - I met with her yesterday.

I'm sorry, man. I'll catch up. Okay?

Look, animation isn't that bad, you know?

I mean, you work an hour a week

and you still get time to audition for shows whenever you want.

- I had a friend that did it. - Did he get any other parts?

- No, but he didn't have any talent. - And you think I do?

I watch "viking quest" reruns on spike.

Really? And you like them?

I'm freaky, but yeah, I love them.

Where's that accent from? You Canadian or something?

- I'm British. - I knew it was somewhere smart.

- The smartest. - Hey look, Jennie, would you mind