Vanderpump Villa

This week, we'll be welcoming DadTok.

No!

This is insane.

Marciano told me this was gonna happen,

but Marciano and I are in a really weird place right now,

so I don't know if I can even deal with this.

He's gonna have to deal with Jordan and his posse,

and Marciano should be very scared

and worried about what's about to go down.

Yeah, you heard me right. DadTok.

Marciano, he's done well this season.

But right now, he's gotta take a man pill.

He has to face it head on.

He can't run away from it, otherwise it will always be chasing him.

Our guest of honor is Jordan,

-Jessi's husband. -

And the founding father of DadTok.

Joining him are his fellow creators.

They will be arriving later this afternoon.

I honestly have no idea what's going on.

It's explained to me that Marciano

has had relations with Jordan's wife.

I don't really know why you would wanna see

your wife's sidepiece in person, but it's not gonna go well.

Y'all can talk about how his wife's lips taste.

I feel alone in this.

Stressed out of my mind, just freaking out, sweating.

This is a sensitive situation.

I will not allow undue chaos at Rosecroft Park.

And I've already had a word with Marciano

regarding DadTok, okay?

So, Marciano will not be in the formal lineup,

for obvious reasons, but rest assured I will see to it

guests remain calm. Do I make myself clear?

-Yes. - Alright.

100%, Marciano should not be in that lineup.

We shouldn't be greeting guests with a guy

that just hooked up with his wife. No.

Now, let's get into the itinerary.

Tonight, we're going to serve two Rosecroft dinners.

For Jordan and his guests,

we'll host a gentleman's feast,

an indulgent welcome dinner

with a more masculine sensibility.

And Stassi will host her sister

in honor of Georgi's recent divorce.

-Good for her. Yes, Georgi! -

-Why are you clapping and cheering? -'Cause she's happier now.

- -God help us all.

It's a lot. I know it's a lot.

But we need to have our game on.

Remember, united we stand.

Are you ready to unite?

Have I got my team with me?

My stomach's churning, my heart is racing a bit,

because I don't know what's gonna happen.

But I know Marciano and Jordan

have to meet face to face to go forward.

So, let's take a breath.

Let's get this shit over and done with.

That's why you don't try to break up marriages.

Hagen, he's just fake.

I mean, I thought we were friends.

Like, fuck you, dude.

Alright. Well...

You think of Marciano's brand, you think of testosterone,

you think of spray tan, you think of eye makeup.

Maybe you think of Mormon Wives.

Maybe you think of cheating scandal.

I don't know. That's Marciano's brand.

Marciano goes and breaks up a marriage,

and now he's like, "Fuck!"

I'm like, that's why you don't do that.

-Hagen's fucking ridiculous, dude. -Why?

'Cause all he does is fucking make jokes, dude,

and just fucking-- it's like, bro.

He just did it again as soon as I left the room, I can hear him

-talking shit about me, it's like-- - Hey. Okay, chill.

She just said, "United, we stand." Just said it.

-Okay, chill. -Just said it.

-Chill out. -Like the complete opposite.

Marciano is now spiraling, and now I'm a wreck.

These guys are messy.

I don't know how the team's gonna get through this.

But I don't give a shit about them. I give a shit about me.

So, I really don't know how I'm gonna get through this.

"Babe, you had an affair."

Marciano needs to take accountability on his side.

"You forgive me, right, darling?"

Alright, game point.

Jordan and the rest of DadTok is coming.

I'm freaking out right now.

- Oh, no! -

Let me just go run around, get some exercise, clear my head.

-You cool if we talk for a little bit? - Yeah.

I don't really know what to do in this situation.

I need someone to talk to.

Beau has been there. He's seen it, he's done it all.

He's lived his life and relationship in front of the camera.

He can help guide me on how to navigate through Jordan,

and what I should do and shouldn't do.

And honestly, it's really something I need right now.

-Inhaler? -Yeah, well, just-- Man, I'm old.

I wanna talk to you

because I feel like, with all the, you know, shit that I've got going on,

you're obviously somebody that can-- can give me some insight.

-You know? - About what?

Mormon Wife fucking drama.

Oh, yes. Marciano and the Mormon Wives.

I feel bad for this guy. I mean, sure, he's been an idiot "in love."

But he doesn't really deserve to face the firing squad

of the Mormon dads.

I get that Jordan is upset about everything,

but if I was married to a Mormon wife,

I wouldn't travel to another country to confront the guy

that supposedly had sex with my wife.

I like vacations. That does not sound like a fun vacation.

I'm just hoping all the truth comes out about everything,

-and I don't wanna lie anymore. -So, what is the truth?

Well, the truth was that I did--

I-- I lied about having sex with Jessi. I did not. And--

-Why'd you do that? -'Cause I'm...

I stupidly made a wrong decision

and just wish I didn't make that decision.

Was it trying to get like-- like, Instagram likes,

-or popularity via the whole reality? -Yeah, I know.

I mean, it was-- it was an accumulation of things

that, um, once things were said,

that I couldn't really go back on. And...

-It's just tough for me... -Well, why don't you--

...because I have-- I-- the lack of trust

after being fucked over multiple times

has just absolutely crumbled me as like a human being...

to the point where it's like, I-- I don't even know

what I can say to people without it being thrown in my face anymore.

And it fucking sucks.

I mean, I don't think there's gonna be, like,

an easy fix, you know, to that.

-No. -Especially with--

with the stuff that you were doing on your end.

I don't think anything I could say will make you feel better.

At least you're in a beautiful countryside.

At least you got work to, like, keep your mind off stuff.

And then, when this is all over, you heading back to Vegas, right?

-Yeah, Vegas. -What are you gonna do? DJ?

- Yeah. I mean, I do-- -Are you-- are you a DJ,

or are you a bartender, or are you an Instagram DJ?

-Yeah. -Like, I see you doing the turntables

and I'm like, "How is he doing that with those pec muscles?" It's like...

I like Marciano a lot. I just feel like I'm annoyed

with all the drama that he's created.

So, it does frustrate me a lot, but I do like him a lot.

I just don't know if I would tell him that in his face.

It's like, you made your bed, and then hopefully that there's...

-Yeah. -...there's some type of redemption.

And try not to be, you know, a POS.

I'm trying not to. I'm trying to change that narrative, man.

I'm not getting any fucking younger.

-Like, I'm 32 now and I-- -Oh, it's-- God.

-Geriatric. - No.

-Jesus. -But...

-You smell like my grandfather. -You're a fucking asshole.

Time check. We have like 40 minutes

-till Georgi and Georgia. - Hello!

We should just do one tray with two carafes.

Not everyone needs to be at the lineup.

- - Is it raining?

-Do I need an umbrella or not? - It's little bits of raining.

Is that them all the way over there?

My sister Georgi's divorce

has been finalized, so I just wanna, like,

celebrate new beginnings for her.

-Whoops. -Whoop!

-My boobs. -Same.

Aw, yay!

Any excuse to bring more people here that I love

because this place is insane. Like, truly.

Y'all look beautiful!

-Oh, my gosh. - Hello.

I'm so happy you're here.

-Yay! -Thank you.

You came on the rainiest, coldest...

"Pride and Prejudice."

- Mwah. - Mwah.

It feels awfully poetic that there's a storm rolling in.

- -Thunder, rain, drama.

Mother Nature clearly got the memo,

and she is setting the stage for a messy DadTok arrival.

-Nice to meet you. -Beau's sister and my sister.

-Hi. -Nice to meet you guys.

You guys want another drink?

- Porn star martini? -Yes.

- What is a porn star... -It's so delicious.

Just let me have it. It's, like, with passion fruit.

- It's delish. Yeah. -It is.

I've never heard of that in my life.

As much as we can, push, you know,

-the spritzes, let's try to do that. - Yeah.

The fucking weather outside.

You ready for this? A day in the life.