iCarly

So things are goin' good with you and Freddie?

Yeah, way better.

Only three fights this week.

And you haven't hit him?

Not in the face.

Aw, that's sweet.

So guess a'who just finished editing iCarly's next fake

movie trailer.

The same guy a'who edits all of iCarly's fake movie trailers?

Yes.

Hey cuteness.

Lips please.

How did this happen?

You guys have a relationship, and I have a magnetic fish.

All right, c'mon.

Let's watch the trailer.

Oh, cool. Show it.

Yeah, super bra!

Put it on pear tv.

'Kay.

It's the adventures of super bra.

In a world of little girls and lemonade... Hiiii.

We're selling lemonade!

Each cup is only 27 Euros.

A small town is terrorized by a lanky thug.

Hey.

You got change for a steel pipe?!

Meh-hehheh meh-heh-heh meh-heh-heh meh-heh...

I'm grabbin' this jar.

He's grabbing our jar!

And there's no one to help us!

Oh.

Hey!

Look!

Over there!

It's super bra!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Drop that pipe and return their jar!

I ain't afraid a'no bra!

Then prepare for two cups of justice!

Go get 'em, super bra!

Okay, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, pause it, pause it.

Isn't it hilarious?

Did you guys not notice something unusual about the trailer?

I'm not in it!

You edited me out.

I think it's great that you and Sam are all smooshie now,

but you could give me a little screen time.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Gibby.

Hey, Gibby.

'Sup gibwad.

Hey, it's Gibby.

I told you I don't like it when you manipulate my name.

Whatcha got in the bag?

Oh, sandwiches.

Look.

I was at the gas station, and they were just

gonna throw these out, so... well, gimme those.

Hey! Don't snatch my bag!

Sam?!

Why ya bein' so hard on gib?

Cuz he... I dunno.

I'll tell ya why she's bein' mean to me!

'Cuz she's sweet on Freddie!

Yeah.

Y'know, ever since you started liking Freddie,

you've been a lot meaner to Gibby.

Thank you.

Well, I gotta be mean to somebody.

No, you don't!

I think she does.

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

I think it's broken.

You can break a jaw with sandwiches.

Well, someone tried.

Where are you going?

Upstairs to take a nap!

In my bed?!

I took a bath yesterday.

But, n... ohhhh.

For the movie.

Oh yeah, let's roll.

Wait, wait!

You have to re-edit super bra.

Uh, we'll take a look at it later.

Bye Carls!

But... wait.

Hey, do I smell sandwiches?

Why'd you push me back in?

I just saw my mom get off the elevator.

Aw crab. I said crab.

Oh.

Y'know, eventually, you're gonna have to tell your mom

that you and Sam are dating.

Oh really?

You wanna see my mom burst into flames?!

Yes.

That'd be cool.

Freddie, are you in there?

Come home, it's time for your tick bath.

Now what?

No worries, we'll take the 'vator.

Tell his batty mom you haven't seen him or me.

Nope!

Oop-dee-noop-dee-no-no-no-no.

No-no-no. Doop de doop.

I am not gonna lie to your mother.

Why not?

Because when you tell one lie, it just leads to another lie

and then another lie, and before you know it, you're...

You're a guy tellin' multiple lies.

Oh, c'mon, when that girl with no teeth kept comin' over here,

I lied for you.

Fredward Benson?!

Fine, I'll lie. Go.

C'mon!

Fredward.

Y'know, you guys could invite me to go to the movie with you.

Uhhh... Yep, we could... If we... wanted... to... Okay!

Goodbye Carly!

Okay, alright, whatever.

Freddie.

Good evening, Mrs. Benson.

You're looking fresh.

Where's Freddie?

I... I sent Freddie to the supermarket... Why?

To pick up some... Yaaa... Yeee... yeast.

Yeast?!

Yes.

You can't... bake bread without yeast, right?

Why would you be baking bread?

G'yahhhh!

Because... see... I'm... Starting a bread business.

Right here, out of our own apartment.

Well, if you needed yeast, you could've just asked me.

I'll be right back with some.

No no... Freddie's gonna get me all the yeast that I need...

That is the last lie I'm ever gonna tell.

Last, but not yeast.

Oh my!

Why did you stop this elevator?

Hello, Mrs. Benson.

Gibby?

I've got some information for ya.

What kind of information?

Wait... I brought you a flashlight, too.

What is this about?

I'm gonna show you some photos.

What's that?

That's just me in the bathroom... There's me

brushin' my Cat's teeth... He hated that... Ah... look at this.

Yeah.

And this.

That's right.

Your son, Freddie, is dating Sam.

I'm Lisa lillien... with one of my all-time favorite ingredients

a vita-pop to make a freezie cool banana whoopie pie.

Now what is a whoopie pie?

Do you know... she's a genius!

I'm sorry, but you had to know.

Well, my Freddie is not going to date that gutter girl!

No!

If you tell Freddie he can't date Sam, it's just gonna make him

wanna date her more.

Why are you telling me all this?

'Cuz I don't like Sam and Freddie dating either.

It makes Sam be all mean to me.

All right... So what are we gonna do?

You know about palladium?

The precious metal?

That's right.

I'm home.

Oh lemme guess... Sam and Freddie are with you.

No... Sam, Freddie, and Gibby are with me.

Ooo, terrific!

Okay, why are you on the jank?

'Cuz I was forced to lie to Freddie's mom!

I told her I was starting a bread business

and I will not let anyone call me a liar.

Don't touch itstop it.

Where's my yeast?!

Aw, dag man! Nooooo.

Whassamatter, baby?

I didn't get accepted into that summer program I applied to.

Nerd camp?

It's not nerd camp.

It's new electronics research and development camp.