Pacchigi! (パッチギ！)

PACCHIGI!

Romance!

Directed by Izutsu Kazuyuki

KYOTO, 1968

April 27th Today's Matinée: The Ox's

Bitoh Isao will be performing, too.

Hey, Kosuke! Why don't we try hairstyles like those?

People at school would stare...

Girls would be all over us!

They'd let us have a piece... No doubt about it...

Akamatsu Ai.

'Ai' is a girl's name!

Whatever.

Kosuke, let's get one of these mushroom haircuts.

Our dream will come true.

We'll experience penetration!

They're going at it.

Norio! Norio!

- No, stop! - Please, don't do it!

Outta the way! Let us through!

Excuse us.

- Who are they? - Who called them?

Which of you ladies foamed from the mouth first?

- Hideto! - This girl here.

I was first!

- Ai, wake up! - Will you just carry her away!

How's she?

She's breathing, alright.

Hideto!

- This one's lost it! - Passed out.

Do you think they're from Tokyo?

Either way, we were laughed at yet again.

It's procedure!

Procedure?

First, you make them laugh.

Then you introduce yourself.

Do you like the Beatles?

That's how love is born...

And then... Penetration!

Isn't it, Kosuke?

Perhaps if we had electric guitars.

I believe it's a deeper issue.

That's it! I'll do it!

I love all of you!

Gross!

Sorry!

How stupid!

- Norio, I'll go home... - Where are you going?

I'm tired. I'll go home.

Don't go yet, "Hear-my-motto" Akimoto!

I've been having English classes. Enjoy!

Do you think you're Edith Hanson or something?

He's useless.

I don't see why they call it "The Temple of the Silver Pavilion."

It's not silver at all.

Nagasaki castella cakes are much better.

"Colossal Heian-kyo," my ass. It's no big deal.

It's "Peaceful Heian-kyo."

That's right. It's Heijo-kyo that was "colossal."

It's "Colossal Heijo-kyo" first, "Peaceful Heian-kyo" comes later.

Just wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

I spy with my little eye, girls from North Korean High.

Hello, there.

Ouch!

- Won't you even say "Hello"? - Well, I love girls with an attitude.

Come!

Let's play behind the Temple.

That's where our school is. Would you like to see it?

The famous Korean Barbecue School!

You trying to pick a fight?

What?

The guys from North Korean High.

I'll fucking kill them!

- Should we run? - Of course!

Wait up!

Hey, asshole!

- Don't look, Norio. It'll be worse. - I won't look if you won't.

Did you do it?

We're leaving.

Who picked on you?

We made a mistake...

You?

Who's next?

Eat your heart out, Muhammad Ali!

An unexpected illegal move swiftly ends the fight--

- We're coming for you now! - Just start this damn bus!

Where is our Tour Guide? Get out!

Do it!

- Another brawl... - Do you think he's dead?

Don't say that!

Stinking Japanese!

Have one on me!

- What's with the hair? - It's like Akamatsu's.

Akamatsu Ai. I'm sure you know him.

I don't care 'bout no fucking Ai, just give me the guy who did it!

I don't know what's going on

but will the person who did something wrong please stand up?

What's up, kimchi-eater?

Take a nap!

- Are you North Korean? - I'm just Kosuke!

The North Koreans can go pote@ku*ri konare!

What fucking language was that?

Do it!

Please! This is real Cypress! Even the legs!

Old man, just give it up!

I must protect it.

It's been in the family for years. From the bottom of my heart!

Move! We're coming!

Wait! Wait!

Bastards! Replace the damn thing!

I don't mind the bus, but the table is mine!

Listen, I'd better go home now, or my mum will be worried.

Push him out!

That's the guy!

This piece of shit?

Are you ready?

And a one...

- Shake it! - Yeah!

What the...? You can go now.

You know what? Get back on.

I'm back on!

Alright!

Let's see it, now!

- Push it! - C'mon, harder!

Oh, God!

All the way!

Where's the teacher? Someone go find him!

One more time!

Yes! This is it!

NAGASAKI TOURS LTD.

- You broke a tooth. - Maybe we should take a picture.

It's a school trip, after all.

SCHOOL TRIP BUS TIPPED OVER

I'm very sad...

Of course the people who did this are in fault, but so are you!

You're both equally stupid!

It's normal you'd have your little skirmishes with the North Koreans...

It will be a great memory...

Have something to say, Norio?

Please go on.

As students living in Kyoto, you should try to get along.

I'm sure we can find a better use for your overflowing young energy!

I've used up mine...

This is the most widely read publication in China at the moment.

Here's what chairman Mao has to teach us:

Have you been to China?

I haven't, but I know.

The world is yours, and it's also ours...

But it's gonna belong to you.

Y-yes!

Just listen, Kosuke...

Right now, in Vietnam, in Bolivia, in the U.S,

even in our very Kyoto...

Everywhere, it's war!

War!

This monster that makes people kill each other

will probably be wiped out by human progress someday.

However, there's only one way to end war.

Atomic bombs?

Are you stupid?

Resurrect Martin Luther King?

America retire from Vietnam?

You mean "pull out"!

Earth becomes the Planet of the Apes.

He meant "pull out"!

You dregs of society!

We should fight war with war.

But that's more war...

A revolutionary war to end anti-revolutionary wars,

A people's revolutionary war to end the people's anti-revolutionary war,

A revolutionary war between classes to end the war between classes.

That's what Chairman... Damn it!

Chairman Mao says!

And it's not supposed to be read the Japanese way, he's Chinese.

It sounds funny, but you know better.

What I'm trying to say is that all of us, each one in his own way,

should think hard about what's the right thing to do!

Who's the week's Class Leader? Sada?

It's Matsuyama!

Yes?

Go to the North Korean School and invite them to a friendly football match.

What?

I think your energy is better spent in peaceful means than in fighting.

Norio, why did you leave the football club after just 3 months?

Yes, I remember it well...

Go with Matsuyama!

Sir, I can't play football!

Fool! All you have to do is kick the ball like this!

The seniors are busy with exams, so you should be the ones to work this out.

Let us have a peace agreement in Kyoto and be an example to the whole country.

Look at the trouble they're having in Osaka!

Now, the two of you go and set up the friendly match.

I don't hear your answer?

"Hail Kim Il-sung, the beloved leader of the Korean People!"

Can we reach a peace agreement?