All Hail King Julien: Exiled

I'm okay!

Hold on to your booties, kids. I got something new for you.

Hey, King Julien, they took your "king" away!

Quiet, Mort.

Chapter one.

King Julien?

King Julien? King Ju...

King Julien, I say this as a friend and a guy

who has admired you for many years.

Get it together, you big baby! For real!

"Together," Maurice? "Together"? Look at me.

I'm a crown-less, no kingdom-having, un-royal loser!

I am naked without that crown! Oh, wow. Yeah, you are.

Didn't even notice till just now.

Not helping, Pancho! It's all my fault.

I let Koto in!

It's my fault he took over the kingdom.

Oh, yeah, actually you did.

I'm having all sorts of epiphanies right now.

Pancho! Shut it!

It's not all your fault, your Majesty.

Koto tricked you.

I know. Into doing something unselfish

and helping a lemur in need.

Well, believe me, that's the last time

that's gonna happen!

That's the spirit, Julio!

I say we wipe Madagascar off the planet.

Mushroom cloud the whole place. Hoo-ah!

We aren't bombing the kingdom! All our friends are still there.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

Just blue-skyin' here. Eh, we'll come up with a plan.

We'll find a way to get the kingdom back.

You have to stay strong.

What's the point? We're lost in the ocean,

we don't have any food. And I don't deserve to be a king.

If you're dropping out, can I be your replacement?

I can take or leave

the responsibility,

but I've always wanted to wield the scepter.

Sorry, Pancho. My kingdom already has a new king.

Today, we usher in a new era.

No longer will you have to fear the Foosa.

We will teach the Foosa to fear us.

We will make Madagascar great again!

This glorious statue

will serve as a warning

to any who would attack us.

Now, allow me to make one thing clear.

Not one of you is a slave or a prisoner of war.

You are all unpaid interns. Is that for college credit?

And of course, any who try to escape, will be killed.

Now back to work! And ask yourselves,

"Do you have a sense of urgency?"

You heard the king. Keep it moving, interns!

Aw, man, I really wish I had gotten placed in the mailroom.

Do not worry, everyone. My King Julien will save us.

Are you really that much of an idiot?

Probably.

The party-boy king abandoned us

to save his own butt.

There's no getting out of here. We're stuck.

Surely someone will save us, right?

On it!

And so then,

and then I'm, then I'm there and I'm, like, I'm, like...

And then they're, like...

And they're like, "Oh, no! Her skills,

they're just too powerful!"

"We better give the kingdom back

to King Julien." How does that sound?

Sage? Sage? Sage? Sage!

Whee!

Sage! Sage! Marry me,

so I may give birth to our pupae.

Sage? You need to snap out of it, Sage!

Don't you wanna race giant butterflies first?

Mine is named Brendan. No!

No, I do not want to race giant... Yah, Brendan! Yah!

Sage!

Huh?

'Sup? Koto nearly killed me

when I fought him alone. I need your help to defeat him.

Defeat Koto?

You may as well try to defeat the ocean or the passage of time

or chronic bad breath.

You're wrong. We can take back our kingdom.

We can't. And it's all my fault.

Koto conquered the kingdom because of me.

Huh?

I helped him.

I know you're a little down in the dumps,

but I think you're gonna like what we have to show you.

Oh, yeah? Is it a time machine, so I can go back and kill Koto

when he was a baby? Even better! Well, not even better.

I mean, come on, a time machine?

We could do some serious damage with one of those.

Here comes the pain! We found food, Your Majesty!

And all sorts of supplies! Enough to buy us

some time while we figure out our next move.

FYI, bombing the kingdom back

to the Stone Age is still on the table.

What kind of food are we talking?

Deli tray? Sizzling fajitas? Crab cake sliders?

It's actually just white cans with the word "food" on them.

Bring on those mini-quiches, baby!

What happened? This place was fully stocked an hour ago!

Don't look at me.

You and I were the only ones

who knew about it. Oh, so you think I did it?

Oh, sure, there's a crime,

so you automatically blame the criminal!

You're profiling me here!

Maurice! Hmm?

I expected better from you, buddy. Stealing food? Profiling?

Hoo.

I didn't steal the food, Your Majesty.

That's exactly what you say

every time you steal the food. But, this time, it's true!

Okay, listen up, people!

We are gonna starve in this moldy old

sardine tin if we don't get it together.

You're right. We need to stop pointing fingers

and come up with a plan.

Even though Pancho, Pancho did it!

I say we go through what's left

and figure out how much time we have

to find land before we starve. Okay, that's a start.

Nice to see someone's keeping a level head.

Yeah, and if it doesn't work out, there's always cannibalism.

Bet those haunches are nice and marbled.

Hoo-ah!

Go ahead, take a bite, I dare you.

How did you help Koto? Tell me, Sage!

It's best if I start at the beginning. There was an explosion,

about 13 and a half billion years ago.

Soon after, galaxies began forming...

Skip ahead to the part about you and Koto!

From a young age, I was trained by our father

to replace him as warrior king someday.

We were bitter rivals from the beginning.

As the first-born son, I was meant to be the king.

My father's advisers tried to warn him about my younger brother

about his darkness, his hate

and his anger. But as long as I held the crown,

Koto's cruel ambitions would be kept in check.

But I didn't want to be king. I wanted to be a color or a sound.

Once I was gone, there was no one to stop him.

Koto vowed to rule this entire island

with an iron first or burn it to the ground.

Blah, blah, blah, the end.

Our kingdom fell so you could be a color?

Yeah, but I could never make up my mind, though,

about which one.

I like blue, but my soul kept crying,

"Pistachio. Pistachio!"

My only logical choice now is

to return to nature where I belong.

You're just saying that as an excuse to run away again.

The conflicts of the world are none of my concern.

We are all just kicking the cosmic footy sack

with a guy named Skeeter who lives in his van.

Don't you run away this time, Sage.

This is your chance to fix your mistake.

Hmm.

Wait, what... Where are you...

Ah...

I yearn to caress your toe-thumb once more.

Hey, what you got there, Mort?

Nothing! I have nothing.

Oh, come on. Let me take a look.

Give it. Stop fighting. What is this disturbance?

Mort did it! Search him!

He's been hiding contraband. Interns are permitted

Koto-approved contraband only!

Give me back my foot!

Let me make something clear, Koto is your king now.

As long as Koto is alive, you will follow my rules.

This is your first and final warning! Ooh!

What do we do? He's so scary.

And I miss King Julien the most! Get it together, you two!

You heard what he said, "As long as Koto is alive."

I think I'm following.

But maybe explain a little more.

All we got to do is kill Koto.

Ooh, baby. Daddy likey. Yes! Yes! I will kill Koto.

Then King Julien will be free to come back to me.

Maybe kill Willie too, while you're at it?

This is it, huh? All the food left on the entire boat?

We gotta be smart. Make the food last.

So hungry. I just need to...

Hey!

Save some of that brown goop for the rest of us!

No! It's mine! We gotta conserve food!

No, we don't! I'm starvin'!

Stop this right now! Please!