Ghost of Relativity

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Hey, Wait!

The line is so long!

Raptor? Raptor? Yes! Yes!

I need a lift! The minibus line is so long!

I told you I had an interview today!

What? You're in Huanggang? Why?

Taxi! Taxi! Thanks!

Hey, Miss! I came first! Yes! Please go to Cyberport!

It's a pretty decent job located in Cyberport.

I can't talk right now, I'm getting off. OK, bye.

Wait, why did you give me $18? It's $141.40, isn't it?

You want your 60 cents change? It's rounded up!

Then why don't you round it up to $141?

You annoying woman! Alright, fine!

Of course it's fine!

Hey, my Y-Phone! I forgot my phone!

Y-Phone? I don't want this bootleg phone!

My Y-Phone! Darn you, taxi driver!

Oh crap!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Do you think she got a nose job?

Not just a nose job, but also a chin implant! Look at her face!

Right!

But she still looks ugly!

Yes, even after plastic surgery!

Excuse me...

Excuse me, is Jenny here?

I'm Jenny. May I help you?

My name is Suen Shuk-mui. I'm here for an interview.

Interview? It's already 9:20.

I know, sorry. I'd have been here on time if it weren't for the traffic...

9:20, late. Go over there and fill this out.

So, have all receptionist applicants arrived yet?

Yes, Miss Ma. Here they are.

9:20, late for an interview.

I...

Yu Ping Mau Memorial Secondary School. It used to be a crappy Band 5 school.

Over 10 years of service with a third-rate company.

Turning 33 years old this year. Not 32.

Right.

This is a receptionist interview. Do you think you're a good fit for the job?

Let's not waste each other's time.

A woman over 30 is considered old. What can you do?

What's wrong with being over 30?

Sis Keung, actually...

If that's a problem, you should be fired for being 40-something.

No, I'm not talking about you.

The receptionist should be young, sharp, and quick-witted.

You mean women over 30 are slow-witted?

Don't get me wrong, but the receptionist is the first person clients interact with.

We're looking for someone who's young, presentable, and eloquent.

Like these two?

Miss, please take off your coat.

Is this what you mean by presentable?

What about her?

Miss, tell me the name of our company.

ZZZ Architects Limited.

Excuse me?

ZZZ Architects Limited.

Please stick your tongue out.

Is this what you mean by eloquent?

The HR department is responsible for this.

As the HR manager, I'll ask Miss Ma to take this seriously.

Let's not cross the line, OK?

I'm just expressing my opinion.

Being presentable and eloquent has nothing to do with age.

Of course.

Mr. Lai, this is none of my concern.

I just came to tell you the design team is on a tight schedule,

unlike you guys who work 9 to 5.

How can we work without AC at night?

I understand.

I request 24-hour air conditioning for our department!

No problem!

Calculate the value of e.

OK, not it!

The value of e equals 2.03 x 10 to the power 6.

Rasp. What's the value of p?

P is bigger than 5460 and smaller than 7408.

And what is the factor of safety?

Wait.

What's going on?

Is it going to explode?

Got it, Michael!

Now I'm going to remove the stand.

Mo, are you confident?

Yes!

Chung, are you ready?

Yes!

Manhattan, are you confident?

Come on...

Mo, are you ready?

Chung!

What's the matter?

Quiet! Why am I holding this stand?

Yeah!

We did it! We did it! The Tilt That Never Falls!

The Tilt That Never Falls!

The most tilted building in the world!

It's a masterpiece!

Designed by Michael, Mai Hoi-long!

We did this together!

Right, I deserve some credit!

So does my sister! We did it the moment she appeared!

You guys are nuts! What if something happened?

What could have happened? Anything can be solved with you here!

Like I said, behind every successful man is a smart woman!

Stop talking nonsense! It's not done yet!

The presentation this afternoon is key! The three of you, go clean yourself up!

Yes...

Go!

You!

You too, Michael. You better get ready.

OK. Gin, make me a cup of coffee.

OK.

Don't worry, I've printed out all project records.

Once you win the Bernini International Prize for Architecture,

I can provide all materials.

A talented architect like you should have won the prize a long time ago.

Coffee.

Thank you.

Michael, have you thought about your plans after winning the competition?

I still think something's missing.

Including two failed attempts, you've spent three years on the competition.

If you win, I think we should stop and think about the future.

You're right. I have an idea.

What is it?

Michael!

Yes, they said they needed someone urgently and asked me to start immediately.

You're coming back to celebrate with me? Great!

Hello?

That darn taxi driver broke my phone!

Hey, Suen Shuk-mui! Are you done? Hurry up and come out!

OK! OK!

I heard you talking on the phone!

No cell phone during work hours! Is that clear?

Yes.

What? You have a problem?

No, of course not.

Miss Ma, there's something wrong with this uniform.

I'm a size medium. The shirt fits, but I wonder if the skirt is size S.

That's impossible! The whole set is size M! Stop acting like you know everything!

But the skirt is too tight.

I couldn't have given you the wrong size!

I thought she was too dumb to notice.

The problem is not the uniform, but your body shape!

I'm doing this as a favour, OK?

Osteoporosis and saggy hips are common in women over 30.

That's why the skirt feels tight. I've been using this product.

What is it?

French Safina chilli fat burning cream.

Apply twice daily on hips for three months. It can burn fat and restore elasticity.

Really? Thank you so much!

One tube per week. Buy 12 tubes for a 3-month supply.

What? $7,800 after staff discount.

Buy? I don't think so.

Didn't you hear what I said?

I was going to hire a young girl, but you seemed quite smart.

Listen. Unless you get back in shape, you won't last long in this job.

But I don't have...

Cash? Just pay by credit card. Here.

You don't look too healthy. I've been using this yeast essence...

It's OK! I'll fix my hips first!

Fine.

Occupying the whole floor of over 10,000 sq ft, were a famous architecture firm.

Office manners are very important here.

We require female employees to wear makeup, but the purpose is not to attract men.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Good morning, Charlie!

Good morning, angels!

You must behave yourself. Don't get involved in sexual harassment.

Charlie, do you think this mascara makes my eyes look bigger?

First of all, eye contact.

Wow, they're so beautiful!

Second of all, dirty talk.

Charlie, do you like the lipstick on my lips?

Yes! It makes me want to kiss you!

Most important of all, physical contact.

Charlie!

Yes?

Check out my shimmering powder!

It's so smooth!

This is the marketing department.

Charlie, why are you so late today? Did you party too hard and oversleep?

Of course not. Why didn't you wake me up this morning?

You didn't?

Don't just hang out with her! What about me? Hang out with us!

OK, OK, let's hang out tonight.

Where are you taking us?

A complete demonstration of eye contact, dirty talk, physical contact.

That's casual talk among co-workers. Can't you tell the difference?

Miss Ma, a new employee?

Yes. Charlie, I can wake you up tomorrow morning.

It's OK, I'll set my alarm.

This is where you work. You're in charge of this reception.

Sure. How come there's so much stuff here?

The job had been vacant for three months.

Otherwise we wouldn't have hired you and asked you to start immediately.