Desperate Housewives

Previously on Desperate Housewives...

All right. I love you. There, I said it.

Feelings were stated boldly.

- It's time for me to give up on man. - You can always just do what I did.

- A romantic suggestion was made. - Date chicks?

- And a plan was hatched... - He wants to represent you.

They want you in New York immediately.

- To break up a romance... - This is a huge opportunity.

The best part is she is miles away from the nearest Bolen.

But young love couldn't be stopped.

Since she'd become a mother,

Gabrielle Solis had learned many things...

How to get gum off a remote control...

How to rescue a doll from the disposal...

And where to find disappointing report cards.

Gabrielle had also learned that no matter how hard she tried...

Cereal again?

She couldn't please everyone.

Another free meal you didn't have to work for.

It's tough being 7. Celia, get down here!

Ana used to make us bacon.

I miss her.

She also used to do the laundry and the windows, so I miss her more.

Celia, the milk is poured!

I need cupcakes for school today.

Today? How many?

Mom!

Three dozen.

Why didn't you tell me this last night?

I forgot. We got any ham? I need meat.

Are you gonna pick up my suit from the dry cleaners?

Yes, after I fold the laundry, fry up some ham

and pull three dozen cupcakes out of my ass!

- Mom! - What?!

My face itches.

What are those, mosquito bites?

That looks like chicken pox.

I don't have time for sick kids!

Forget the dry cleaning. You gotta take her to the doctor.

What do you do for chicken pox? I've never had 'em.

What? Stop!

- Why? - You can't go near her.

You're not immune. In fact, you gotta get out of here.

- Celia is sick. - Chicken pox is dangerous for adults.

- Go! - I have to do the laundry,

- I've got dishes. - I will take care of the house.

Yes, Gabrielle had learned many things as a mother.

The most important...

See ya.

Was to get while the getting was good.

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Seduction...

Any soap opera fan will tell you,

it's an art best practiced...

Stop.

... on those who are vulnerable.

Hey there. You hungry?

I am now.

What's that amazing smell?

Cinnamon brioche french toast.

But I probably shouldn't. You're such an amazing cook.

I'm already having trouble fitting into my clothes.

You need some maple syrup.

Seriously, you heated the syrup?

You're unbelievable.

You should eat it while it's still...

Hot.

Look.

I just got syrup all over me.

I don't know what it is with me. I just... have to get dirty.

You...

Got some on your bra, too.

I'll get it.

Please. It's wrong.

Then why does it feel so right?

Katherine? You up yet?

Good. I was calling, but you didn't hear me.

I think you feel asleep with the TV on.

What would you like for breakfast?

Anything but french toast.

I don't think you'll be here that long.

I got it.

I got the perfect name for the baby.

Patricia.

Let me think about it.

Why not? It's a great name.

I told you, I want to honor my aunt. We're naming her Polly.

Polly?

You get a peg leg, I'll get an eye patch,

and we'll carry her around on our shoulders.

- Morning, Penny. - Hey, baby.

Where are my pancakes?

Sweetie, I've got a lot going on today. I'll make you pancakes this weekend.

But I always get pancakes on my birthday.

That's... right.

You do.

- But... - We... have...

an even bigger treat planned for you this year.

What?

Like I'm gonna tell ya and ruin the big surprise!

- How could you forget her birthday? - Me? I'm pregnant.

I forget pants sometimes. What's your excuse?

What's my surprise?

What are we gonna do?

Cover me. I'm going in.

Birthday breakfasts...

are for kids.

Now that you're 11,

I was planning to make you...

the best...

birthday... dinner ever,

with decorations...

Tons of presents...

Pin the tail on the...

You forgot my birthday.

There was no covering that, babe.

You're twice the man he is.

What's Raymundo gonna say when he finds out Tiffany's sleeping with his brother?

Alas, you'll never know.

- We were just taking a break. - So I gathered.

If you don't mind, Tad, I'd like to my son.

Sure, go ahead.

In private, Tad.

- So you want me to... - Be anyplace else but here, right.

So what's up?

There's a truck outside with the flower arrangements for the Adams party.

All 100 of them.

- Wait. But we only ordered ten. - That's what I said.

Then the delivery man showed me this invoice.

At first I wasn't sure if that was Tad's signature

but when I saw that his name was misspelled...

I knew it was him.

Would you like me to talk to him?

I'd like you to hold him down while I strike him with a large wooden spoon.

- Whatever. I'll take care of it. - What are you going to say to him?

When Orson had his accident, did you or did you not put me in charge?

Yes, but I am starting to think that you're not ready.

I'm never gonna figure this job out unless you let me make mistakes

- and learn from them. - I realize that, but you're...

I know you have your control issues,

but when stuff happens, you'll have to learn to relax

and let me clean up my own messes.

Where do you want all these flower arrangements?

No problem, Tad. As luck would have it,

we've got extra.

Roy, we've got guests. You can watch your soap later.

Come on, Roy.

Again, thank you for inviting us over to brunch. Everything looks delicious.

It does, doesn't it?

Right, Karen? You know what I want.

When company comes over, I get to use salt.

Roy's on a low-sodium diet.

"No sodium" is code for " tastes like socks."

So sue me 'cause I don't want you dropping dead.

Listen to you two. You sound like a sweet, old married couple.

Have you ever thought of making an honest woman out of Karen?

What are you doing?

I just want them to be as happy as we are.

We're happy.

Living in sin suits us just fine.

Is that how Karen feels?

Susan, why don't you try this frittata?

Karen don't care about marriage.

Do you, pumpkin?

Here.

Have some more salt.

I always figured you'd say no.

So why don't you grow a pair and find out?

Are you serious?

Of course she's serious.

Fine.

Mike, give me a hand, will you?

Oh, my God! This is so romantic.

Karen, will you...

Son of a bee. There's the battery to my hearing aid.

Do you wanna marry me?

Golly, I don't know what to say. This is all so sudden.

Answer. My knee hurts.

I would love to marry you, Roy.

If Gaby's staying just a couple of days, why'd she bring three suitcases?

She said most of her dresses haven't had chicken pox either.

That... was amazing.

I just took a nap in the middle of the day.

- Guess it's different without kids. - You kidding me?

I haven't taken a nap since Juanita crowned.

You created a visual that is forbidden inside these walls. Try to watch that.

Here. You're just in time for pre-dinner cosmos.

In a crystal glass?

Celia broke our last one six months ago.

I've been drinking my cocktails out of a scooby-doo sippy cup.

I'm in heaven.

So it's movie night. Have you seen this?

Does it have a talking penguin or a dog that plays basketball?

- Gratuitous sex and lots of violence. - Yay, art!

Somebody's glass is empty.

That's also forbidden inside these walls.

I know I don't know you guys that well, but...

I love you.

Are you okay?

All right, it's time for cake.