Nurse 3-D

My name is Abigail Russell.

I look like a slut, but don't be fooled.

This is merely a disguise to lure

the dangerous predators who walk among us.

This is their jungle, their breeding ground.

And tonight, I am on the hunt.

These are the cheaters.

The married, lying scum.

They are like diseased cells, cultured in alcoholic Petri dishes

that destroy unsuspecting families.

And infect millions of innocent vaginae.

There is no cure for the married cock.

Only me.

The nurse.

Your money's no good here.

Two.

Till death do us part.

What would your wife think?

I always give them one last chance.

So, you got a name? I mean, what should I call you?

Call me whatever the fuck you want.

Hey, come on. Give me that back.

Beautiful family.

You're a very lucky man.

Okay. Okay, give me the wallet back.

Fred W. Ward the Second from Ridgewood, New Jersey.

Boring.

I get it. Really.

No, I don't think you do, Fred.

You see, I'm all about a man with a ring.

So, Fred from Ridgewood, New Jersey,

are you a no-good cheating son of a bitch?

Yes.

Yes, absolutely.

And your beautiful wife, how does she feel about your behavior?

My wife?

She's got no fucking clue.

I'm afraid she will now.

Shit!

Did you bite me?

God, no. Just a small laceration to the femoral artery.

You crazy bitch.

Don't be such a pussy, Fred.

What the fuck? So, here's the deal.

At the rate you're bleeding, you'll be dead in a few minutes.

And your wife and those two beautiful girls,

they won't be scarred by a cheating sack of shit like yourself.

Pay close attention now.

You have a couple of choices.

You could either head down those stairs...

However, in approximately 90 seconds, you'll lose all consciousness.

Or...

You can take the fast way down.

From the time I was a young child,

I was taught there is no higher calling

than helping those who cannot help themselves.

I work at one of the great institutions of healing.

All Saints Hospital.

The men here take the doctor-patient relationship very seriously.

When they say, "Open wide,"

you might want to make sure they are wearing pants.

We each get a newbie to mentor here at All Saints.

This is mine.

Danni Rogers.

She reminds me a lot of myself when I first started.

She has the looks, the insecurities,

and emotional credentials to really make a difference.

This is our story.

And for you nurses out there, lighten up.

You do your job your way, and I'll do my job mine.

I love my fucking job.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Robert Morris,

the chief of staff here at All Saints.

And on behalf of the administration, I want to welcome you,

and let you know that

we consider our nursing staff to be the backbone of this hospital.

You are our angels of mercy.

And now I would like to introduce to you

the real person in charge here.

The head nurse, Betty Watson.

Welcome to All Saints Memorial.

This is a momentous day for each and every one of you.

For today, you join the elite fraternity

of healers known as the Nurses Corps.

Now get over here, let me make it official.

Mom!

We are so proud of you.

Congratulations.

Thank you, Mom.

I was so nervous up there. I'm so glad that's over.

Hi.

Abby!

We are so lucky to have you.

Abby, this is my mom. Abby's been such an inspiration to me.

You have such a special daughter here.

- Thank you. - Champagne.

For the lady of the hour. Congratulations, baby.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you.

Abby, this is my boyfriend Steve.

Hi. Abby Russell.

And you must be the esteemed Dr. Larry Cook.

Yes.

Well, enjoy the moment.

See you in the halls.

I'll see you. Bye.

To Danni.

This is Danni's boyfriend. Steve.

I guess he wasn't smart enough to go to medical school

so he did the next best thing.

He gets to wear a uniform and drive a big truck.

Hello?

Is someone in here?

You scared the hell out of me. You're crazy.

We'll get in trouble.

What's gotten into you?

I can't believe we're doing this.

Why don't you just move in with me?

We can do this whenever we want.

Move in? Yeah.

What?

That's a big commitment.

What does that mean?

I have a new job, my mom's husband is an asshole.

I have all this shit going on right now.

Baby, what am I missing? What shit?

Are you kidding me? Do you not listen to me when we talk?

Where...

Whoa!

Someone is in here having sex with a very gorgeous biracial man.

So I'm just gonna be on my way, but consider this your break.

You're back in five. You.

Take as much time as you need because my break is up next.

I knew she was nasty. I knew it.

Danni, listen to me. Hey...

Look, I love you.

Okay, just tell me what it is that I'm not getting.

Just forget it.

Their car was toast.

High velocity impact, driver's side.

Here's your driver.

Hey! You're not a fucking spectator.

Get in the game.

This was the first time Danni had ever seen anything like this.

She lost her virginity and the blood flowed.

She needed to see some carnage.

It's part of being a nurse.

This job is more than sticking

thermometers in butts and looking pretty.

It's our job to take care of the problems, not make the problems.

If you can't do this, work in a doctor's office, okay?

You think about it. Don't be here if you can't do the job.

That Dr. Pigface Morris.

He loves breaking in the new girls.

You could see the bulge in his pants.

I wanted to comfort Danni, to hold her,

to tell her that everything would be all right.

But Danni ran to her boyfriend instead.

No, I can handle it.

Steve, I called you for support, not to get a lecture.

I gotta go, I'll call you back.

Steve, now is not the time.

Goodbye.

You okay?

I don't know what happened.

They were everywhere, I just froze.

It happens to all of us.

The first big one's always tough.

But, hey, nobody died tonight.

Does it get any easier? No.

But after a while, you start to realize

that whatever you're going through,

it's 100 times worse for that person on the gurney.

I graduated first in my class. I never got lower than a 97 on any exam.

I know what I'm doing.

Dr. Morris, shit. He was so pissed.

He's always pissed. It wasn't just you.

Come on.

We'll grab drinks after I shower.

What's wrong?

That's Larry's car.

That fucking scumbag, I knew he was cheating on my mom.

Wait here.

See you again, Dr. Cook.

Thank you. Thanks a lot.

Larry?

I thought you were at a conference in Boston.

Yeah, Danni. It finished up early.

So you called my mom,

your wife, and told her that you're gonna stop by the Fairmont?

Hey! Get your hand off of me, son of a bitch.

You're out of line.

Here you go.

I can't. I can't have another shot, Abby.

It's so easy. Put your head back.

Yes.

That's it.

Come on, let's go dance.

Abby!

I wasn't sure you were gonna wake up.

Where am I?