Nobodies

- It's pretty neat. - Mm-hmm.

Cheryl Hines inviting us to her party.

I think we're the only Groundlings she invited.

I wanna meet that husband. He's a Kennedy.

Really? Which one?

John F. Kennedy.

Ooh, the main one.

Is he a lot older than her?

Oh, and there are a lot of Hollywood bigwigs

at this party, and Cheryl made it very clear

we should network.

Did you remember the wine?

Yes. Okay.

Where's the label?

I peeled the label off.

You peeled it off?

She's gonna think it's moonshine, you idiot.

Well, I don't know what else I was supposed to do.

It was a cheap bottle.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you know, with the label off though,

I figured it could be anything.

Maybe she'll think we own a vineyard.

Oh, so we can tell people when they ask

why we're not successful in the entertainment business,

we've been making wine.

Hi, guys!

Oh, you look perfect.

For you and your husband. He's a Kennedy.

Oh, is that right? (CHUCKLES)

Where is this from?

Probably a gas station.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Gas station...

Cheryl, thank you so much for having us, really.

I know it's been a hard year for you guys,

and this is the least I can do.

So why don't you take off your jackets and follow me?

Thank you.

Fancy, fancy. Take off our...?

I think yes. Really?

Oh, hey.

Thank you.

So, here are your aprons.

And just keep filling up the champagne glasses

and passing around the hors d'oeuvres.

Oh, and if you guys get hungry,

don't eat any of this, it's for the guests.

Thank you. I'm sorry.

Gotta get back out there.

Thanks, guys.

We are working at this party?

No. No, no, no, no.

Her email said, "Do you guys wanna come work the party?"

What?!

I thought she meant work it.

Work it, network, schmooze!

Let's just get the hell outta here.

Let's find our jackets and get the hell outta here.

Wait.

I mean, I can actually use the money.

I could too.

Oh my God.

- You're a good friend, Hugh. - You're a great friend.

- Yes, I am. - Yeah.

Also, Larry, you're the one that drove us here,

so I can't go anywhere without you.

It's gonna be fun though.

- It's gonna be super, super, super fun. - Yeah.

- All right. - Gonna have good attitudes, right?

Great attitudes.

Just go out there, and we... we make it look easy.

Ugh! Tastes like cheese!

Ick. Can't have cheese.

Oh, sorry. Very sorry about that.

It's hard to know how much she's gonna rise there.

I'm sorry, sip it, sip it, sip it, sip it, sip it,

sip it, sip it, sip it, sip it, sip it!

That was your fault, that was completely your fault.

Seriously, who would you rather have sex with?

Uh... does this... this belong to anyone?

Is anyone working on this? Hello?

- Excuse me. - Hi.

Hi.

That toilet's overflowing upstairs.

Kidding me?

Die, you son of a bitch!

Oh, oh! Did you clog the toilet?

Oh, did you have diarrhea?

You had diarrhea in Cheryl Hines' bathroom?

Who had diarrhea in Cheryl Hines' bathroom?

Hugh, Larry, and Rachel. What a surprise.

It's been too long, huh?

Hey, have you had the pleasure of seeing "The First Gentleman"?

I'm sure you're aware it's the number-one movie

in America for the past five and a half weeks.

They say that it'll be the first comedy to gross

over a billion dollars worldwide,

and to see my name in the credits, oh my God!

I just... you know, I just have to pinch myself.

Ow! Ah!

Why did you pinch me?

Because you will never know the feeling.

So, tell me, you guys,

what are you working on these days, huh?

Hey... oh!

Did somebody take a shit in my bathroom?

You guys can't poop in this bathroom.

Listen, the dishes aren't gonna wash themselves, come on!

Oh, and people have been putting recycling

in with the regular trash,

so I need you to take it outside, dump it,

sift through it and then separate it.

Dump it, sift, separate.

You guys!

Geez! Now!

Uh, we also... have a vineyard

where we make wine.

I'm sure you do... shitfaces.

Morning, family.

- Morning. - Morning.

Mwah! Did everyone sleep well?

No, because your dog was barking all night.

I didn't hear anything.

Well, maybe that's because you take fistfuls of pills

before you go to bed?

Uh, I take one pill, and it's prescribed.

- By your doctor? - Someone's doctor.

Ethan, she's our guest, all right?

You're just cranky because you're not eating bread.

I think after 11 months, the word is "squatter,"

and I lost four pounds.

Okay, Gandhi.

Well, I can't afford my old apartment.

Do you know how hard it is to find a place

that takes dogs and is in a safe neighborhood

where I'm not gonna get murdered every five minutes?

Well, it's definitely much harder

when you never look.

Lois, let's take Izzy for a walk.

Daddy, do I have time? What time's the movie?

Oh, you guys are going to a movie?

What are you seeing? (STAMMERING)

- "The First Gentleman." - Seriously?

It's getting great reviews.

It's doing really well.

Oh my God.

Look at you, you're so comfortable

- on that horse. - (HUGH CHUCKLING)

I didn't know this was gonna be part of my daily routine.

You know, we really do have a nice life.

- (PHONE RINGING) - Oh, oh, oh.

I thought we weren't answering our phones.

It's work, I have to. Hi, Libby.

What's up? Oh no, you're kidding!

We're not gonna get the Cumberland Suite

at the Four Seasons.

That's all right, we can get any room, I don't care.

I know, but we're gonna be in Toronto for three months.

We're gonna want lots of space.

You know what, how about we just rent a house

in a cool neighborhood, you know what I like.

But make sure there is a good coffee spot for Hugh nearby.

I don't need a good coffee spot.

Yeah, but you're not gonna want to hang out with me

on set every day.

Wait, what?

No, that's supposed to be at noon.

No, it's fine, just, um, tell Paul

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Okay, thanks, bye.

I need a day off.

Can we trade places?

Um, will you do me a favor?

Can you untack Ulysses for me?

Untack means take him to the glue factory, right?

No, don't listen to him.

But remember, he's got this...

he doesn't like that ear touched.

I wasn't gonna touch it. Okay.

Mwah. I love you.

Love you too.

No.

Uh... sh...

Oh, gotcha.

Oh God, what is that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Izzy!

Ohh! Izzy, help!

Oh God.

Oh...

May I help you find something?

Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

You... oh, you know who you are.

I, um... I dropped my phone.

Oh, I thought you were just a crazy fan

going through my trash.

Oh, pfft, no, I'm not a fan.

I mean, I am a fan, but I'm not, like, crazy.

I mean, a little bit crazy,

but I'm not, like, diagnosed by a doctor,