Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

I got you, Sensei. Stay with me.

You're a life saver, Casey Jones.

I learned from the best. Come on, we're almost there.

Bad doggies!

Impeccable timing, little brother. Very dramatic.

Help him, Michelangelo. He's hurt bad.

That's it. The resistance failed. The Krang won.

But… but it isn't over.

We've still got a ninja's greatest weapon…

hope.

That and a badass mystic warrior.

Mikey, we need a time gateway.

It'll take everything I have.

I know, but this is our last chance.

It's our only chance.

Hm.

-Wait, what's going on? Where is he going? -Casey, listen.

The Krang first came to our planet through a mystic doorway.

The key that opened the doorway looked like this.

Why are you telling me this?

Because Mikey's about to send you back in time

to the day that the key was stolen.

Wait, he's gonna what?

The people who stole that key opened the doorway for the Krang.

You have to find it before that happens.

Find the key, stop the Krang.

-But, Sensei-- -Say it!

"Find the key, stop the Krang."

I don't want to lose you.

Casey, it's not about me.

They found us!

Mikey!

Master Michelangelo, no! You're gonna--

Casey…

when you're done saving the world, do me a favor.

Grab a slice!

Huh?

- -Where…

I made it?

All right, Casey, here we go. Find the key, stop the Krang.

Easy does it, Leo.

You've got this.

Concentrate.

The whole world is counting on you…

to break the pizza box stack record!

One-hundred, twenty-five boxes!

They say it couldn't be done, but look who's doing it, moi.

That's Spanish for Leo.

Go ahead, my non-lingual friend, count your unhatched fowl.

My record stands until you reach the top,

which, according to my calculations of wind speed,

barometric pressure, and dew point, is highly unlikely. What?

According to my calculations,

as long as you believe in yourself, you can do anything!

Thanks, little brother. No one believes in himself more than me.

Leo!

Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo!

Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo!

-Yeah! I am Leo! -Yeah, baby!

There you are.

I've been looking all over for you guys.

Raph, guess who just broke the record?

What? You did? How many did you--

Stop distracting Raph! We were supposed to be training--

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Hold that thought.

Donnie?

Donnie?

You, sir, have bested me. Mazel.

-Ahem? -Ahem?

Leo. Leo.

Leo! Leo!

Stop it!

Leo, we have work to do, and you dragged him out here for this?

Training, record-breaking. The choice was clear.

Dang it, Leo. Everything's not about you.

When are you gonna grow up and start acting like a hero?

And there it is. Gentlemen…

-What was that? What are you guys doing? -A little game I invented.

Every time you say "heroes," we take a bite of pizza.

I don't say "heroes" that often!

Leo!

So what if I say he-- that word a lot.

It's a good word. We need to be that word.

Relax, Raph. We've got this hero thing wired.

I mean, our ninjocity is off the charts.

We've got some kickin' mystic weapons.

And do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

- Hey. - Leo!

You just don't get it.

- -Huh? What is all that-- That's me.

Looks like we have a 317-39.4 in progress!

Uh-huh?

Oh, come on!

Has nobody read Donnie's Big Book of Bad Guy Codes? Nobody?

-Nope. -Never gonna happen.

We did it! We got the whatcha-ma-hoosie-doodle!

Of course we did.

Nothing can stop Supervillain Warren Stone

and his conjuring compatriot, Hypno-Potamus!

- -

There they are! Okay, here's the plan--

Raph, relax. Who needs a plan when we got crazy cool mystic powers?

Leo!

Come on, swords, it's portal time!

I'll see you guys later after I save the day! Buh-buh-bye!

Stop! We need to work together!

Wellington Sunday! It's those pesky Turtles.

License and registration.

Oh, I'm sorry, mate. I must have left it in my other jacket.

Leo! Ah!

Leo, we're coming.

Don't worry. I got 'em right where I want 'em.

Doesn't look that way to me. Donnie, Mikey, Maneuver 12.

-On it! -Ha!

Whip-o-rama!

Prepare to be Donnie'd by my mystic tech!

Oh boy.

Okay, creeps, hand over the stolen thingy!

Oh no.

That's gotta be what they stole!

I got it!

With those clumsy hands? No, I got this one.

Oh, you portal-chopped him!

"Portal-chopped," I like it. Maybe my new catchphrase?

Okay, let's see how it fits. "You've been portal chopped!"

Uh-uh-uh-uh. I'll be taking this.

The Foot Clan?

Finally, after all these centuries, this is ours.

Yes, well, of course, thanks to us, delivered safe and sound.

No problemo, partner.

Hey, just quietly, are we partners? We are partners, yeah?

Oh man, that thing must be dangerous if the Foot Clan wants it.

Ya think?

Huh? What?

I clearly said, "I got it." Everybody heard me say, "I got it."

Yeah, but I got it with style.

But you didn't get it!

You lost it, and now we've got a Foot Clan situation, Leo.

Huh?

What's it gonna take for you to be serious, Leo?

And end up with a worry line between my eyes like you?

No, no, no, I do not want a Raph chasm.

"Chasm"?

You know, valley, gorge, crevasse.

The only reason I have a chasm is I have to worry about you bozos 24/7.

You just don't get it, Leo.

I'm the oldest here.

I'm responsible for keeping us safe

and making sure we can handle anything that comes our way.

'Cause if I don't, you could all end up dead.

Sorry, I missed that.

Can you repeat everything from… well, everything?

No wonder you always want to train. You really need the practice.

Let him go, Mikey.

Wait! No!

Boys! Stop this arguing!

But, Dad, Leo keeps--

Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh.

No more.