House Husbands

What happened to you?

I think I've bitten off more than I can chew.

Who chainsaws this early in the morning?

I think it's coming from your place.

Bloody hell.

Now that's a hole!

That's my fence!

Hm.

What are you, men or boys?

Boys.

Yeah, I'm done.

Soft as.

Bear's still in.

Won a lot more than Kane ever did.

Hey...

Is that Rachel?

She's got company.

Again. You could take a leaf

out of her book, get onto one of those dating apps.

They're animals, inside, outside and it's kinky.

Kinky? Kinky?

Sounds like he knows what he's doing.

I reckon he's a professional.

Do you think she's paying him?

You drilled a spy hole?

No! The hole was already there.

Sure it was. Are they still going at it?

You think I'd be looking if they were?

Why are you looking?

To see who's keeping me awake.

He's got a six-pack.

He must work out.

They're starting up again!

It's like an eclipse, you're not supposed to look directly at it!

OK, I can't unsee that.

You have got to be kidding me.

Shhh!

Hello?

Did they hear us? Run!

Oi!

You promised you'd contact my folders before school went back.

I'm sorry, darling, but they set my exam

for the first day of school.

I know, study, study, study.

Express...

..from Glasgow.

From Kane?

Yeah, and Stella and the kids.

Can I open it? Sure.

A kilt, shortbreads!

There's a card. Yeah.

Alex's mum isn't great. Oh dear.

When are they coming back?

They might not be, Tills.

But I miss them.

Yeah, I miss them too.

If that bloke parks there one more time...

Because that's more important than the exam I've just spent

a year studying for?

I couldn't be more supportive of you becoming a doctor.

10 years I've put this degree on hold.

Is one more hour of peace

before my final exam too much to ask?

Can you contact my folders?

No, Tilda. I'm rubbish at it.

Mum'll do it after her exam.

You're an honorary girl, dad.

Thanks, Pop.

And thank you, Georgia, for sleeping all night, finally.

Careful, Soph.

Only a week to go. I never thought I'd say this,

I really enjoyed staying home with the girls.

You don't have to go back to work. I've got a meeting with Joshua today

and I don't want to jinx it,

but I've got a good feeling.

Anything to justify these feelings?

My sources tell me I'm being rewarded for my success

with the Dentures Galore account.

Promoted?

You deserve it, baby.

It's all about being the complete package.

Yes, it is.

Come on, it's not that scary.

The boys were nervous before their first day.

Look at 'em now.

But they can play with each other.

You remember what Miss Looby said?

If I'm lonely, wait under the Friendship Tree.

That's right. And the other kids will ask you to join in?

What if they don't? If they don't?

Then they miss out playing with the coolest,

grooviest, smartest girl in school.

Welcome back to our parents and students

and I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to our new preps.

The first day of school is an exciting milestone,

filled with new and exciting opportunities to thrive and learn

and make special new friends.

Bet it hit you harder than Angie.

Last chicken leaving the coop.

It comes around quicker than you think.

Cherish those sparkles and tiaras.

Well, at least now I can focus on my business.

Maybe do some dating. Quiet at the back!

Our preps aren't the only newbies today.

I'd like to introduce Nepean South's specialist music teacher,

Mr Nick Gazecki.

Please make him welcome.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome aboard.

Lewis, you're in 4B today.

Who approved the new music teacher?

You did. What?

You're on the school council.

Mr Gazecki's appointment was unanimous.

I don't have time to read CVs,

has he had a police check?

Of course! What is your problem?

I don't want a deviant teaching our kids music.

What makes you think that Mr Gazecki is a deviant?

I've seen him do things.

I'm going to need more than that.

Sex with my neighbour.

A consenting adult.

Yeah, but it's weird.

Dress ups and props and it's loud, like they're putting on a show.

Watch from your roof, do you?

No, the fence! Oh!

It's there for all to see! Don't.

Can I please stay with you?

Baby, hey, I already told you

that I'm doing really boring work at home.

It's not fun.

I love you.

And so will everyone else, I promise.

We're going to have a great day.

Thanks for driving me.

I'm so nervous, I just can't do this.

You are doing this.

It's the last exam.

It's the hardest exam!

Yeah, but you know it all, just relax.

It's easy for you to say.

I hope I don't throw up on my patient.

Yeah, they take off serious marks for that.

Good luck. Thank you.

Toni, what are you doing here?

My old hospital had to shut down once the fancy city doctor left.

Aww. They couldn't replace me?

I'm not sure it's something to gloat about.

Oh, no, no, no, I wasn't...

You're the new nurse unit manager?

Mm-hm. Apparently the last one joined the dark side

and I've always been up for a challenge.

Challenging for everyone.

Haven't you grown?

And the new arrival?

Yeah, this is Georgia.

Well, I wouldn't take her in there,

big city hospital, so full of germs.

What are you looking at?

Oh, I... That seat's for Joshua.

I think he wants me to head up the Recycle Wear account.

You're fired.

Sorry? Joshua is on a conference call

and asked me to pass on the bad news.

Mark, it's not you.

Well, actually it is you. You're too old.

You sure it's not the other Mark,

the one dressed like an angry teen?

Oh no, Mark Jones has just got a promotion.

Sorry guys, one sec.

Mark, I'm sorry I didn't deliver the news to you personally.

Undeliver it! Tell Recycle Wear I'm heading up the account.

I appreciate everything you done for Naylor and Naylor. I really do.

Give me another account, I'll adapt like a... cockroach.

OK, that's probably not the sexiest...

The point is I'm evolving.

Look, I'll put together a PowerPoint presentation.

PowerPoint?

You can't sack me because I'm old, that is discrimination.

It has nothing to do with your age, it's your vibe.

I mean, you just don't fit in with where we're heading.

My... vibe?!