Justice My Foot (審死官 / Sam sei goon) (審死官)

Out of the way...

Hurry...

Out of the way...

Bring out Ah Choi! How magnificent

Of course, it's from America

Make way...

I'll kill you

Ah Choi...

What to do, Master Bing?

Go after him

Yes

Well?

Are you alright?

Yes

I am not alright

What is it, master?

You chased my dog away

No big deal, I'll pay for it

Pay for it?

Mister Bing, the dog has run away

Yes

Out of the way...

Don't say I use my dad who is the governor to bully you

Lord Hu, come over here

Yes, mister Bing

I am asking Lord Hu to adjudicate

So you will pay me back willingly

Alright, follow me home

I have 7- 8 dogs

you could pick one you like

What?

My dad spent over 100 taels on my dog

and he is one of a kind

I had him for 2 years

For 2 years and 100 taels

Then he's worth 200 taels now

You should compensate at least 200 taels

What? Even my whole family could not spend

that amount in 10 years

Lord Hu, Ah Choi has beef every meal

It should be at least 300 taels

300 taels...

No way

Lawyer Sung is here

he can resolve this

Too little... just think

Bringing back such a huge dog from America

is not an easy thing

it would cost a lot

at least compensate 500 taels

Excellent, 500 taels

Ah Fuk

Let go

Ah Fuk...

How's your ass?

ltchy, painful and has tooth marks

You chased away my dog

He bite my ass

Your dog bit people and you ask 500 taels as compensation

Now Ah Fuk bite your ass...

Ah Choi is a dog

To chase away a dog one needs to pay 500 taels

to chase away a man would require 1,000 taels

Ah Choi is a dog bought from America

I have bought Ah Fuk from France

and he is also one of a kind

I had him for 2 years

so to charge you 1,000 taels is reasonable

What's your view, sir?

You are right

You...

You're quite astute, sir

Ah Fuk is back

Well?

That's expected

otherwise how could I ask you for 1,000 taels

If he didn't come back

even 10,000 taels wouldn't do

He is stupid

You are good

You falsely accuse me

Wow...

Shut up

Do you want to commit murder?

A good show is on

Let me introduce you, this is Master Bing

Greetings

My wife

Madam

Master Bing is so courteous

Although my wife has saved your life

you needn't thank us

You're welcome

We have to go to visit our ancestors' graves now

Magistrate, you know what to do?

Yes

Please...

You want a thousand taels from him and he pays you 500

Oh, remember it

If his Ah Choi were like my Ah Fuk

coming back all by himself

Get back a couple hundred taels from him

OK

Kit, give your brothers a bow

Sigh! Come to think of it

our twelve children have died

Don't bring it up

You raised the topic first

It's your fault. Of all things

you chose to be a shyster

You sue for money only

That's so immoral

You think you don't know

each time after doing that

you cried half dead

I am paid to do what I did

It's fair, when did I ever cry?

You didn't

No

Give it up, dear

If I did, how would you have that many gold bracelets

golden necklaces, ear rings, gems

See? So heavy

Really

What's so strange

At the most I'll give them up...

I don't want... one

I only want my son to live peacefully

Sometimes your fate is not in your hands

It's easy to say give it up

Learn to do business! Dear

Cheung Sam got rich end of last year

but Lee Si

hanged himself beginning of the year

Ever since I got married, there isn't a woman...

What are you two quarreling about?

I'll beat you up

Go to sleep...

Master, an old sir

has been waiting for you

You are...

I am a stand-in

See how good your memory is

Bullshit, I have used so many servants

how could I remember so many names

What a thick one

My boss is Chan Cheung Fu,

owner of the biggest bank in town

He wants you to prepare a legal-sized paper for him

Here is the deposit

If you do the job well

and my boss is pleased

you needn't worry about your livelihood

the rest of your life

Ah Fuk

Yes

Well? What's your answer?

Why are you handing me the stick?

Great, wood to wood

No one dares to speak to me like this

Of course!

Who would speak to a piece of wood

You...

Come

Mr Sung, you are different from others

you are indeed the best lawyer in town

You are not sick

Great

What do you want from me?

It's like this

My son has been good at the martial arts

he fought with someone yesterday

his opponent was the son of the smoke shop Cheung Biu

He was weak and it didn't take much

to floor him

And he died this morning

I know his father would go to the authorities

that's why I am soliciting your help to fix it

My husband has decided to retire

Here is...

Stop

Just taking a look

In regard to retiring

I could re-think it

See our guest out

A box of gold, I...

That is to say...

It's all yours if you win

No

I'll get half even if I lose

So whose kid was killed

by whose kid?

My son was

killed by his son

You are the plaintiff

Your honour, actually we are the plaintiff

Our legal paper has been

presented to you before dawn

his son hadn't died yet at that time

Then what are you suing him for?