Waterworks

- - Yeah.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Watched pot never boils, Francesca.

It's been an hour.

You've got a lobby full of people out here,

and at eight o'clock, I am done.

I don't care if the building burns down,

I'm going home.

Wow, you and your work ethic.

Did I ever tell you how indispensable you are?

No?

How much longer, Saul?

You know what? I can't say.

So pass along my sincerest apologies

and tell 'em I'm swamped.

Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing.

That's the sound of thinking.

You should try it sometime.

Yeah?

What are you waiting for?

Send her in.

How's it coming?

Good.

Did you get the mayonnaise?

Well, here's the thing,

they didn't have Duke's, and I really like Duke's.

But they didn't have it, which is a bummer. So...

I dunno.

Think this'll work?

I mean, technically, it isn't actually mayonnaise, but...

Yeah,

technically, I don't think this is mayonnaise.

But close, right?

What do you think? Should we give it a shot?

I dunno. What do you think?

Yeah.

Let's give it a shot.

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Oh, my gosh.

I don't know. It's as close as I could get.

Cissy, garnet and gold! I see it plain as day.

Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy.

Ah, the red ones could maybe pass for garnet.

But the "gold" ones are just regular yellow.

Well, the minute I saw them I said, "FSU!"

Besides, gold food coloring?

June, did you ever even hear of that?

No! Sounds expensive.

And if they even make such a thing,

you'd probably get flipper-hands

from all the chemicals they'd put in it.

Well...

This is as close as I could get, anyway.

- Oh, it's perfect, Cissy. - Thank you.

- Oh, my gosh. - Ah, this is all so beautiful.

- Everything looks amazing. - Looks delicious.

Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry.

Well, let me tell you about epoxy--

Epoxy yellows.

You hit it with enough sunlight...

- No. Well-- - He's right.

- Wait, no. - No, he's right.

If you just use a dark enough floor--

Guys, I'm telling you, we're never gonna settle this.

I've been having this argument five days a week,

but now I'm Sweden.

- Switzerland. - You want something to drink?

- Wine coolers? - Great. Cissy?

Marvin doesn't like me to drink.

Cissy, we're gonna get a wine cooler down you one day.

That was fun.

Yeah. That was fun.

- - Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep!

Yep.

That's it right there.

Good job, guys.

"Peter the Great is buried inside me."

-"Find me in..." - What did she say?

We're gonna help each other.

Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show.

You sure do.

Lotsa running.

Yeah.

You think they ever ran with the bulls on this show?

Like, in Spain?

Not that we've seen, I don't think.

Maybe it's too dangerous.

What do you think?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Oh, I thought the potato salad worked out great.

- You think? - Yep.

Huh.

Looks like rain again.

Yeah. Does.

Oh, hey, they opened a new Outback

down in Satellite Beach.

- You wanna go Friday? - Sure.

- - It's a date.

Yes. Yes.

I don't want to not buy her toys, but I also...

Could you tell me the flange diameter

of 212-dash-17-backslash-H?

Great.

And does that come in a three-inch riser,

or just the two-inch?

Great.

ABS or PVC?

Oh. Great.

- Hi. - Hi.

We're gonna sing at 5:00.

Oh. Great.

Let me see.

That's cute, June.

I'll pick up the cake after lunch.

Do you remember what kind of ice cream Tammy likes?

Uh... geez, no.

Yeah. So maybe... What do you think?

Vanilla?

Or strawberry?

Ooh.

Um...

They're both good.

I know, right?

- Five o'clock. - Okay, great.

No, nobody makes it that long.

Well, I mean, because-- I mean, think about it.

It's got to fit in the truck, right?

So, how's it gonna fit in the truck if--

Well, yeah, but nobody makes a truck that long, so...

Safe to say.

Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't be of service.

So... whatever happened to crack?

How come you never hear about it on the news anymore?

Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it?

What's the drug that makes you dance around

and put a pacifier in your mouth?

- Ecstasy. - Ecstasy!

That's the big one now. I think that they have--

Yeah. That's the big one.

My sister's best friend's son?

Oh, my God...

But I don't understand the pacifier.

Why would they all need pacifiers?

Like, don't you think if you ran a store

and some teenager came in your store

and tried to buy a pacifier,

don't you think you'd call the police?

- Yeah. - Pbht! I sure would.

- Absolutely. - Whatcha eating?

Tuna salad.

I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise.

- Hmm. - I use almond butter instead of pean--

Mm.

When I woke up this morning,

guess what was in my living room.

A freaking exercise bike.

Yeah. I can't believe he got that for my birthday.

Hold on a second.

Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering your world since 1978.

Please hold.

Yep?

Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you on line three.

Kim?

Uh, yep. Okay.

Yeah. So, what do you think about that?

That's pretty rude.

What brand is it?

I don't care who made it.

I don't care if it's Megatron 3000

or worth $4 million.

I'm gonna ride it straight back to the store,

and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday.

Some hair regrowth serum,

and I'm gonna laugh at him.

Yeah.

Kim Wexler.

Hey, Kim.

You know who this is?

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

Uh, that receptionist of yours,

is she the type to listen in?

No. - Good.

Okay.

So, how's Florida been treating you?

I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope.

Kim, you there?

What do you want?

I don't-- I don't want anything.

I just...

It's been a while, you know?

Just-- I'm thinking it's been a while,

and, um, might be nice to catch up.

"Catch up." - Yeah.

My mind was wandering this morning. I was just...