The first 126 lines.
This is gonna work.
Is it eighty?
Thank you. Good luck with the writing Mr. McRain. - Thank you.
I feel inspired already.
Get the bags, my muse.
I got the key. - lt's open.
Hi.
Let's go!
[Groaning keeps going on and on. The music stops.]
Shut up!
[The music ends. Rabbit sniffing.]
What is this?
Who are you?
Where am I?
What are you doing? Please, don't.
Don't you know who I am? - You are perfect.
Sonny.
[Liquid splattering. Screaming and crying.]
[Screaming and crying stops. The music ends.]
[Liquid flowing through veins. Yelling.]
He's got what it takes.
Iron chain, now!
Quickly! Quickly!
Hey, what the hell.
[Yelling in pain. Horror music.]
[Yelling. Underwear ripped. Horror music climax.]
[A single grunt. Horror music ends.]
Fresh pussy!
[The film's action/horror theme music starts.]
Should we go already?
I’m gonna warm up Emma this weekend. - You're a stud if you'll get that pussy.
Dude, I'm going to take that pussy.
What are you doing here? Leave! - Are you jerking off over Nina's pic?
Get out!
Don't tell anyone, please.
What's the problem? Real men jerk off. - Just remember to lock up the door next time.
Let's get going. We should already be at Sara and Nina's place.
Take me with you!
You'll get my bug gun and weekly pocket money. - Sorry, no children allowed to the cabin.
I forgot the disco ball. - Do we need it?
It's my mojo. I need it. - I put your shit in the closet.
Jari, why is there an ambulance here? - I borrowed it from work.
[The same Swedish EDM song playing from radio.]
Hey Emma, could you get me that hairspray? - No.
I’m saving for fake boobs. - Don't be silly.
I just can't be thin and have big boobs at the same time. That's impossible.
Your tits are perfect.
I love you girl.
Guys!
Hey, girls!
What is that ambulance doing here? - lt's Jari's work car.
Hi, Emma. How you're doing? - Hi.
How's your Finnish I told you? - Pull over your lip and swallow.
Nice.
Can I take that bag of yours?
You like my shirt? - What's the idea of that?
It's a clothing collection designed by Emma.
It got some really nice underwear as well.
Wanker monkey.
What the hell were you thinking about? Speak up!
Pussy.
Jari also thought of getting pussy. - Yeah, from Emma.
Hey boys. The girls are waiting. Let's go. Hop hop.
Hello. - Hello. What can I get you?
What are these meat pies stuffed with? - They're stuffed with meat.
Hello. - Hi.
[A Finnish schalger song playing at the radio.]
Can I see some ID? - Yeah.
Thank you.
This one.
Take off the respirator mask, please.
No.
[A louder part of the schlager song playing.]
Is there a problem?
Thank you.
Let's go, kiddo.
[Someone is speaking Finnish on the speaker.]
[Cars approaching. Squirrel moving quickly.]
[The lights shut down with a crackling.]
[Dog squealling in pain in the distance.]
Fresh pussy!
[Brutal fighting. Horror music ends.]
Next up, the Swedish Lara Jessica Svensson's mega hit, -
[The same Swedish EDM song playing at the radio.]
Emma, have you thought about continuing with the clothing collection?
Maybe I could follow up with a collection with wieners. That might be interesting.
I love what you're doing and all the boys have given very positive feedback. -
Really? - I put few pics on Instagram and -
added several hastags to the posts, - - What was the Instant Gram?
Emma, you're just so out of this world, aren't you?
Because he don't know anything about cars.
What's that?
There's two cars. - Shut it, shut it.
Look! That sucks to break your car at the middle of nowhere.
Hi! Do you speak English? - Are you guys OK?
Yeah we just -
The car broke down, and we'd really appreciate if you could help us find the nearest hotel.
We're in the middle of nowhere, there are no hotels around.
Yeah. - Great.
Well, thanks anyway. - Thanks for nothing.
Hey!
You can stay with us!
OK, deal with it.
It'll be great if you can lodge us for tonight.
OK. - Thanks.
OK get them to tow us. And tie the rope properly.
Thanks.
[The same heavy metal song gets louder.]
[The heavy metal music still playing on the radio.]
Should we have introduce ourselves to them? Looks like they're coming to the cabin.
I've never shaken hand with a nigger.
Mise, fuck sake. - What?
Please turn around. - Bollocks!
We're moving away in wrong direction.
What the fuck!
I forgot to warn you, that door is a one tricky bastard.
[The man's navigator makes some noises.]
You can put that beer down, this is till work time.
Lucas you need to learn to relax. Right now we can't do anything.
Do you wanna loose a few from your left hand too?
[The man's navigator makes some noises.]
Who's turn it is? - Mine.
Well take care of it when we get to their place. First!
[The man's navigator makes some noises.]
Hey guys!
Come on!
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