The first 200 lines.
Stretch...
Stretch your arms out nice and long...
// Sune in Greece
You've got to stretch!
That'll do. Whatever.
Can we get out now?
We'll just wait for Speedy McQueen to come in, then you can go in, OK?
What a pity, Sune, that you missed this lesson too.
I know.
I mean, really, I've had such bad luck this whole spring.
You can't swim in plaster.
I was going to go for a bike ride but the handlebars were loose.
- I fell down the steps. - So I heard.
And you've got osteoporosis and you've been in real pain and...
- Ow! - Exactly.
OK, you can come in now and get your certificates. You've all been great.
Really great.
Hi.
Congratulations, well done.
Congratulations, you did really well.
- What? - Sune...
Only those who have learned to swim get a certificate.
I know all the strokes, I promise!
It's not really the same thing, is it.
I'm only going to Mosquito Mire this summer anyway.
- Congratulations, well done. -Thank you.
- Well done, congratulations. -Thanks.
Easy as pie.
Hallelujah! I'm better! Praise the Lord! - Do you want it?
Just one previous owner!
Hi, girls!
Mum, if we're going to Mosquito Mire again
can't I go with Martin to his island cottage instead?
No, because we have to be the palest in the neighbourhood.
- Just like every other every year. - You don't get it!
- What do you mean? - I can't live without Martin!
But sweetheart, there's plenty more fish in the sea!
Hi, Hakan.
One, two, three...
SUNE + SOPHIE 4 EVER
Sune loves Sophie.
Oh, family!
Now?
What are you standing there for? Come on, let's get it over with.
Welcome everyone to the Andersson family's family meeting.
I have something to tell you all.
- You've realised what a jerk you are? - Not that.
So what have you ruined now?
My God, what do you think of me?
Tell us. I'm in the middle of something important.
There's nothing more important than this.
- Something happened today. - I knew it.
I was sitting at my desk...
...and after lunch I realised I was feeling a bit sad
- Rudolf. - Hi, Ralf.
- Time to take a break, eh? - I wanted to go away on holiday.
It's not 5 o'clock yet.
Now.
- Got any holiday plans? - Oh, yes indeed!
And I'm finding all this caravan nonsense a bit too much.
We've bought new tyres for the caravan. So it'll be Mosquito Mire, as usual.
I was wondering if you fancied doing something else?
So maybe we could do something else?
You see, there's a big congress for all of Europe's tax experts in Greece.
I promised the wife I'd be free...
Something completely different..
Perhaps you could go in my stead?
I've always been so spontaneous. Game for anything...
Well?
So I thought since we're spending a whole holiday together...
I don't know. I've just bought a new fishing rod.
Oh well, I'll have to find someone else.
No! No, of course I'll do it!
- Greece has fish too, I suppose. - Of course!
So maybe you could take a look at these too. A few late tax returns.
So your wonderful dad decided... totally spontaneously...
...that we will go to...
Greece!
Wait! That means you have to be able to swim.
Of course! And your swimming classes are over! Can I see your certificate?
No, they've stopped giving them out. We were applauded instead.
It was better for the environment.
But can we afford it?
You have to treat yourself sometimes, as I like to say.
And...I got a little bonus this year too.
A bonus?
For my "exceptional contributions to tax auditing".
I'm so proud of you!
There's a troll you can play with!
- Ralf? - Hello, Rudolf!
Great that you called!
I've just told my family about Greece. They were overjoyed.
You don't have to go now. The wife thought it sounded like a great idea.
And I know that you were keen to go to Mosquito Mire again...
I've got to go. Enjoy the mosquitoes. And do those returns, if you have time.
Rudolf, come here! There's so much for the kids to do!
Look! Wow, that looks so nice!
Family...
Family!
We can't go...
...without packing our swimming stuff!
- Can I take my surfboard? - Of course!
Rudolf... Rudolf, we have to buy new swimming costumes. Look!
Why? I think that looks great on you! And it was expensive too.
Anna, you can't be serious!
- What are you doing? - Dumping Martin.
- Are you dumping me? - We've drifted apart.
And romantic things can happen on holiday...
Who are you talking to? Can't l come to Greece too?
So do I have to dump Sophie?
Hello?
- No, are you cutting me... - What are you doing?
I'm bursting for a poo, if you really must know. So I need this.
64,000 kronor!
For a holiday.
Purchase
What have I done?
What have I done?
64,000 kronor...
Why is Daddy crying while having a poo?
Because he's so stingy.
What have I done?
Don't be sad, Daddy, some new poo will come along soon.
Out with Sweden...
...and in with Greece!
We're going to be flying through the air!
That's life, Sophie.
People drift apart...
Now that it's summer, maybe we can't be together like we were last winter.
We'll see each other again soon, won't we?
Easy as pie.
- Who is it? - Me, Sophie!
Hang on, I 'll be ready in a second
Come in.
- Hi. - Hi.
What a surprise.
Hakan...
- There's something I have to say. - How nice. Sit down.
I thought maybe we shouldn't be together this summer.
- Are you dumping me? - No! We can just take a break.
- A break? - We're going to Turkey, you see.
And romantic things can happen there, you know...
What do you mean? I wouldn't dream of doing that!
I thought you'd think it was a good idea.
Right, and you just leave me here all on my own.
Sophie! Guess what! We're going to Greece!
- Are you? - Are we?
Yes, Daddy just told us. Downstairs, Sune.
Karl Sune Rudolf Andersson. Sometimes you really are too much!
Well let me tell you that in that case you're sometimes too little!
Is she angry? Shall I kill her?
No, Hakan.
Hakan!
I told you. It was something important.
Hakan!
I'll ljust take some pills and I'll be fine!
What's up with you, Sune? - Why, he looks really sick!
- He looks sick. We'll have to cancel. - Sune's not sick. He's just miserable.
- Stop it. I feel fine. - There, see?
Cheer up, Sune! Sun, sea and lovely girls!
What do you know about girls?
Have I not told you I was the local ladies' man when I was young?
You should have been there!
I know what girls want.
And I know how boys can make girls happy!
- How? - You've just got to stay cool.
Girls don't want to see everything. Do you get me?
How do I know if a girl's interested or not?
It can be hard to know what girls think.
Some girls don't want to show how impressed they are.
- So how am I to know then? - Sune, look at me.
I'll teach you all I know.
- What do you have in your Y-fronts? - I can't tell you that.
She doesn't mean your willy. She means the safety pins.
-You have safety pins in your Y-fronts? -How else can I keep them up?
Hi there, my darling! My darling...
Hey, girls. A flying elephant: "Dumbo Jet"!
- Funny. - What's his problem?
What a jerk.
- What happened? - Nothing.
Some girls just don't know what's best for them.
- Who's that? - Can't you tell? It's "Pop idol” Lisa.
She almost made it to the finals three years ago.
Does that mean you're almost good?
That's great. And now look at me... And the teeth... Lovely!
Ignore him. Maybe you could pout a little?
So you're getting a bit of sun before this autumn's contest?
- One more from the front... - Have a nice trip.
Do you remember that comedy film?
- When Lasse Aberg... - Who?
Lasse Aberg. He wants a glass of juice.
So he reaches up and presses the button, and expects juice to come out!
- Did he get any? - Of course not! From the ceiling...?
That's what's so funny!
- That's not funny. - It is funny.
If you press that button you get Coca Cola out of the armrest.
Little brother makes a joke. Ha ha.
It's true, actually.
Hakan! I'm going to kill you!
No one gets the better of Hakan!
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