Sat Shri Akaal England

Hello, friends.

This is Monika, coming to you live from Living India News Channel.

As you can see, we are in a beautiful village of Punjab.

Like Southall in UK is considered Mini Punjab,

this village in Punjab is known as Mini America,

because two-thirds of the population of this village has settled abroad.

You must be proud of your Punjab.

The clean roads,

the palatial houses filled with imported stuff.

And imported cars.

But there's something really special about this village.

The only people you'll see here are senior citizens.

This is what he gave me.

He said I should ping him whenever I wish to talk to him.

Someone tell him...

when I can't even use a phone properly, how will I use a computer?

Oh, my dear son...

This is the witch!

I don't know what sort of spell she's cast on my son.

It has been five years.

Neither has he visited, nor has he let me see my grandsons.

That witch has given my grandsons such weird names.

Cha Singh, Shoo Singh.

What kind of names are these?

We have seen the whole village.

Now let's talk to men sitting here.

-Uncle? -Yes.

I have toured the whole village.

I didn't see a single young man.

-Can I ask something? -Go ahead.

Is there any young man left in this village?

There is, dear.

There is one young man.

Really?

Mann's son. Major German Singh Mann.

So he has a high post in army!

What!

Good morning, sir.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a tourist.

I have a very big business of agriculture in India.

So I have to come back quickly.

German, don't ruin it with over practicing.

Here's your file. It's time for the interview.

I think you didn't hear it, daddy.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

So I have to come back...

Oh my!

My son speaks in English so well!

Bless me!

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a tourist.

Very big business in India.

Myself Major German...

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to England for 10-15 days.

I have a very big business in England.

Not England, Major! What's this nonsense!

This won't help you.

I have a very big business in India.

It is so difficult to lie.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a tourist.

I have a very big business in India.

My name is Shahid Khan and I am not a terrorist.

-I am a government teacher. -Very good.

-I am working... -Very good, Mr. Khan.

Be confident. Don't be scared of anything.

Talk with confidence. You're good at speaking in English.

My name is Shahid Khan and I am not a terrorist.

I understood.

-I am a government employee. -Very good. Speak in English.

-I teach English. -Stick to English. That's it. Very good.

My name is Shahid Khan. I am not a terrorist.

As you wish. Don't mess up.

My name is Mann Major...

My name is Shahid Khan. I am not a terrorist.

I'm not a terrorist...

I'm a government employee, and...

I'm not a terrorist...

I'm not a terrorist...

I'm not a terrorist...

-Major German Singh Mann? -Yes, sir!

Good morning, sir.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a terrorist.

I have very big business of agriculture in India.

So I have to come back quickly.

Quickly.

Terrorism is your purpose of going to England?

Yes, sir.

So what if you didn't get the visa?

We still aren't out of countries or money.

We will try some other place.

Only his visa application was rejected.

Soon it'll be marriage proposals too.

He might just end up with nothing to his name.

Stop blabbering.

Tega has gone to England when he was 26.

He got married when he was 28.

My son got late because he was studying.

You need to have some change in the pocket to get the visa.

You cannot make money without having some money of your own.

Aunt, I am starving. Please serve me dinner.

Sister-in-law, you shouldn't be so proud of your money.

My son too will go abroad.

Otherwise, change my name.

Why are you getting upset, brother?

She has a habit of joking.

I am not joking.

I suggest that you find a nice girl and get him married.

I cannot cook for everyone every day.

I'm tired of this.

Okay, then!

You just wait and watch, sister-in-law.

I'll have the most beautiful daughter-in-law in the village.

German, get up!

Let's go!

Brother!

Good morning, sir.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a tourist.

I have a very big business in India. Yes.

-My name is Shahid Khan, -My name is...

I am not a terrorist.

My name is Shahid Khan and I am not a terrorist.

Shahid Khan!

You didn't get the visa?

But you're so good at English.

Let me tell you the real reason.

These Englishmen don't like us.

It's not how we speak.

I am very good at English.

My name is Shahid Khan and I am not a terrorist.

Not a terrorist.

I am not a terrorist.

-I am not a terrorist! -Yeah, yeah.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a terrorist.

Yes. Very big business in India.

Idiot, not terrorist, it's tourist.

Tourist. Terrorists kill people!

My name is Shahid Khan and I am not a terrorist.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a terrorist.

Damn you, Shahid Khan! You got my visa rejected!

Good morning, sir!

What?

Well done, Major.

You hit a jackpot this time.

An Indian girl as your visa officer.

What's your name, dear?

My name is Sonia Khanna, I am your visa officer.

Hey, you are a Punjabi! Forget that, you are a relative!

My aunt, Baljeet?

She is married to a Khanna.

They live in the Cable lane.

Where do you stay in Khanna?

I am from Delhi. Khanna is my surname.

Delhi isn't far away either.

If there is no traffic, it's just seven hours away, give or take.

Can I see your documents?

Don't tire yourself.

I'll come over there and give them to you.

Stay there.

Your name is quite interesting.

It is not interesting. It is troublesome.

While filling forms, I run out of space before my name ends.

You know what happened?

My grandfather wanted me to join the Army.

And my father wanted to send me to Germany.

And Mann is our caste.

I have taken four interviews till now.

All four of them made fake documents to get a visa.

But I am pleased to meet an honest person like you.

Let's begin the interview.

Introduction please.

Okay, madam.

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, madam.

My name is Major German Singh Mann.

I just want to go to England for 10-15 days as a tourist.

I have a very big business in India.

I have to come back...

Look Sonia, honestly speaking, if you give me the visa,

I won't be coming back from England.

Really?

But I can only give you a 15-day visa.

What will I do with a 15-day visa?

Look, the flight itself is eight hours.

It takes around two hours to get out of the airport, including toilet breaks, etc.

So in total I need a 12-hour visa.

I won't come back.

Then what about your 100 acres of land?

I added an extra zero.

I have only 10 acres.

10 acres is a lot.

You can get a car as dowry.

But I don't approve of dowry and all.

I want to go abroad. Please give me the visa.