One Minute Time Machine

Excuse me... You mind if I...

It's a free country.

- What's that? - Oh, nothing.

Sure it's not a One Minute Time Machine.

Damn it!

Excuse me... You mind if I...

It's a free country.

What's that?

Well, it certainly isn't a One Minute Time Machine

Damn it!

- My lunch box. - Weird.

- I like weird. - Cool.

I'm Lames.

I'm James.

James,

are you trying to pick me up?

Ok, come on. Do I look that strong?

Are you trying to pick me up?

Yes. I mean...

trying to.

Try harder.

- Hi! - Harder.

- Coffee? - Harder.

Dinner.

We can go back to my place.

Right now?

And make sweet love.

Fuck our brains out.

Finally!

I'm just sick of men who can't just ask for what they want.

I want you to spank my bad little boy's bottom

Come on... I thought you... No, no.

I want to spank you.

We're going right now.

- Hey! You like Science. - Science!

My 5 years old niece likes Science.

I have a doctorate in Quantum Mechanics.

Ah! You're a theoretical quantum Mechanics

regarding *bolder perceptions of time

and how to deal with universal spatial geography.

Ah... yeah.

- What's your favorite part? - The butt.

We're still talking about Science.

- Time travel. - Me too.

It's an amazing scary shit, all right?

I know. Wait, why?

Did you read the chapter about practical applications?

Of course I read the chapter on practical application.

- And... - And...

I'm just going to hit this little red button here.

Excuse me!

I'm sorry, who are you, and what are you doing with my book?