Greek

Previously on Greek...

Look, Case, the reason I broke up with you is...

- I dumped you. - Why do we have to do this?

Because he's the teacher and we do as we're told.

I'm not here to coddle you or inspire you.

So you hazed us.

I miss my boyfriend.

I want to do that.

You'd do that if you wanted to, but you're committed to your man,

and that takes character.

I'm sorry, Case,

but when I think about you and Cappie, I kind of lose my mind.

Do you want to be with her?

I do. She's the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

I hope I didn't hurt you when I ended things.

Who said it's over?

Screw the poor?

Survival of the richest.

Doesn't that seem... Wrong?

You want an "A" in Finsterbach's macro econ class,

then you have to understand Finster hates anybody below the poverty line.

So just ignore chapters 10 through 13 for the midterm?

He calls them the homeless pages.

It's best to just close your eyes and pretend that they're not even there.

Nice.

Omega Chi membership certainly has its privileges.

Heads up, coming through.

It's like christmas morning.

Are you guys group filing?

It's midterms. We're studying.

Beav, Clemo's past ten midterms for american history, 312k.

Profiles in courage?

Be brave.

- You're handing out old tests? - No. These are just study aids.

The sum total of all Kappa Tau knowledge compiled over the last 30 years.

These are our only weapons against the insidious administration

and their "C" grade-point average requirements for fraternity membership.

You know, I've never gotten below an "A".

Ape shall not kill ape!

Psychology 303. From Dr. Freud to Dr. Phil.

It's, like, five years old. You got anything more recent?

You'll be fine. Alkin recycles his test every five years to stop

people from cheating.

But isn't this cheating?

Cheating?

Would our esteemed professors continue to reuse the same tests over and over,

knowing full well that future students could easily recycle them?

It's their unspoken gesture of solidarity

against the evil administration.

I think it's incredibly brave that they're doing this.

Can I offer you a study aid?

Alas, poor Yorick.

I knew him, Heath.

We seem to be a bit light in the polymer sciences.

That's all right.

Hey.

- Ready for dinner? - But I thought you had

a physics review session tonight.

It's optional, and i've already studied everything. I know it cold.

Besides, we've been going out for eleven days,

and you know what that means?

We've been going out for 264 hours.

Our two-week anniversary is coming up,

and I was hoping that maybe...

So Travis says he's already done with midterms and he can fly in for a visit.

He gets in tomorrow morning. Isn't that great?

Super.

Did it dawn on him that we might still be in midterms?

Of course, which is why he volunteered to tutor anyone who needs it.

- He's really good at that. - Oh, my god!

Rebecca just got a grape seed brown-sugar rub.

I wish my dad'd send me to canyon ranch to recover from midterms.

It was a gift to us all.

Casey, when Travis gets here, do you want to study...

Excuse me.

Hello.

Casey, I was wondering if you could help me find a book in the stacks.

Sorry, already got a study buddy.

Frannie?

Yeah... No.

I'm good, thanks.

Casey, you and I have been through an awful lot the past year. You know,

with the misunderstandings, the cheating, problems with my parents...

Yeah, but we've been doing better. Only because we've been pretending that

there's nothing wrong.

And sometimes... It's not enough.

- Evan, are you... - Listen, because I deserve more.

And so do you.

And i've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I...

We...

We can't go on like this.

So...

Your letters. You're lavaliering me?

If you'll accept.

You're supposed to say congratulations.

Sorry, congratulations.

What's lavaliering?

It's when you give your letters to a girl as a symbol of your

commitment to one another. It's the first step to pinning, engagement.

Congratulations.

Oh, look at this!

The cartwright kids.

You know, you two should band together and solve mysteries, fight crime.

Got the perfect name for it.

There's a sketchy janitor who I think is up to something.

Casey got lavaliered by Evan.

Hey, that's supposed to be a secret.

- Why'd you tell me? - Good question.

Congrats, Case.

Thanks.

Your kids will be very... Aryan.

Good luck with midterms, Rusty.

Bye.

So when did it happen?

Last night, I guess.

That means one day till the candle-passing ceremony,

and another before Evan makes his presentation on the ZBZ lawn,

which means she's still technically "un-lava-ed" for two more days.

I still can't believe she's with that jerk.

And I didn't have a date to junior prom, which is when Travis called.

Except that he thought he was talking to my best friend Kristen.

Yep, and Ashleigh was so excited to talk to me that

I completely forgot about mixing up the phone numbers.

And obviously I forgot about Kristen too.

And we've been together ever since.

He's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

- So you said. - Five times.

Ashleigh neglected to mention the fact that Kristen is now pre-law at Yale.

Ah, the frat house.

Evan and Calvin moved one of the actives so you could stay for the weekend.

- Wasn't that nice? - Thanks, evan.

- It's Calvin. - Sorry.

He's really bad with names.

- Where can I wash up? - Upstairs, right past the bedchamber.

Okay.

Do me a favor, all right?

Don't tell Travis how drunk I got at the military mixer.

He doesn't like when I drink too much.

Yeah.

There are five stages to the hero's journey.

Stage one is the call to adventure,

that's where an act of fate actually chooses our hero.

Okay, then...

Can i help you?

Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm late.

- You're about two months late, mister... - Cappie.

Hey, Case.

- I thought you dropped this class. - So did I.

As I was saying, stage two is where the hero proves himself worthy

on a road of travels.

We go to stage three, where he achieves self-knowledge usually through

a mystical source.

Stage four, he confronts his true desires.

Then in stage five, the stakes are set. The hero and the world are transformed.

Now do we have any examples of that?

Uh, yeah. - Prometheus?

King Arthur?

Star wars and the Matrix.

You know, those are really good examples, mr. Cappie.

That segues us perfectly into our midterm essay assignment.

We're going to compare and contrast literary and cinematic heroes

and their relationship to Campbell's paradigm.

You're gonna be working in teams.

My t.A. Posted your team partner's names on the bulletin board in the hallway.

So that's it, you guys. good luck.

- There's been a horrible mistake. - Some might call it fate... Partner.

You can't be my partner. You've only been to two classes.

Uh, three, including today.

You haven't read the material. This is ridiculous.

Do you really want to go against the teacher?

Fine, we'll write the paper together,

but you have to take this seriously.

This is a big part of our final grade.

It's huge.

And so the adventure begins.

So collagen scaffolds don't react to external positive ions?

- No... Well, I mean, they do, but... - It's not on the test. I got it.

Listen, I gotta finish up my dissertation,

write a paper on speech pattern recognition, clean my oven, wash my cat.

- And meet me at the library at 9:00, right? - Yeah, 9:00, library.

You're tutored for hastings' physics midterm by his teaching assistant?

I'm actually helping him.

Okay, Harville's in my purity pledge group, and he's been trying

to find his way back to the path of enlightenment,

so I volunteered to help with his re-virginization.

- His what? - In order to gain a second virginity, it take significant amounts

of prayer and testimony. So in return for saving his soul,

Harville's graciously offered physics tutoring.

But between you and me, I think he's getting the better deal.

But why? You already know the material. Couldn't you have quit the physics part?

Considering hastings sprung all the new material on us,

I'm just chalking this one up to God's will.

New material for a midterm?

Five new chapters assigned at the review session.

Five?!

But the review session was optional.

No, Harville's mine. You can't have him.

That is for a candle passing ceremony.

Please don't tell me you're pregnant. That would be really weird.

Lavaliered.