The End of Us

Don't look at my arm, sire.

No, sire.

Sire, sire, sire, sire.

Sire, you can expect your ruthless, ravenous riders

in but a fortnight.

Hey, where you been?

Okay.

Audition tomorrow.

New Ryan Murphy show!

You told me eight o'clock.

Okay, no. No, it's great, Neil, thank you, good night.

I have to work.

No.

You said you would-

I know, I don't want to,

there's just this fucking Excel thing,

it's driving me insane.

Excel?

Yeah.

You told me you would help with this.

You promised.

20 minutes.

Mmm!

Sire, you can expect your ruthless, ravenous riders

in but a fortnight!

A fortnight?

Dr. Munchausen sprays electricity out of his fingertips

that Golok his feeble hunchback.

Ah, lightning, oh!

Babe.

Are you even focusing on this?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Just give it a little more oomph, okay?

Okay, let's try it again.

Know what, this is, this is stupid.

I'm not going to the audition.

Oh come on, you have to go to the audition.

You're really good!

It's beneath me.

An audition for a big TV show?

No way,

- come on. - My time would be

better spent working on the Einstein script.

Look, I think the script is a great idea.

I think you've been working on it for four years

and I've never seen you write a single page.

I've got like 2500 notes in my phone right now.

All different ideas pertaining to the flick.

Okay, I'm sorry Nick, I'm exhausted.

Just do whatever you want.

Wait.

You don't need to stay up all night doing this.

I do, actually.

No, it's really bad for you.

You're like torturing yourself.

Okay, I have a real job, so

I have to do that.

I have a real job too.

Do you have any idea how hard it is

to be an actor?

Oh my god, do you?

You blow the one audition you got this month?

Do you just think you're gonna wake up

and be an actor in the La La Land fantasy life

- in your head? - You're so negative!

You are a black hole from which

no light or joy or time

or anything can escape.

I'm a black hole who pays your rent,

who has to pay your car insurance,

who has to schedule your doctor's appointments?

Okay, I feel like

- I'm your fucking emotional - I just can't do this anymore

- I can't do this anymore. - support animal!

Like what is the point of this?

What, we're having an argument

so you're gonna hit the eject button again?

I want to break up.

Well, I did it.

So good, I'm so proud of you.

Good for you, man,

- honestly. - Thank you.

It's hard, it fucking sucks.

I know.

I feel like shit.

Yeah, man, I mean he is a leech.

You're gonna feel really good really soon.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's just hard.

He left, I don't know where he's staying.

That's all right, you don't need to know.

Yeah.

Jeez, there's no one at my work.

Have you checked your email?

Maybe your work is canceled.

What?

This is for real.

This pandemic is for real, like.

I know.

They shut down the NBA.

Wait, the NBA shut down?

Yes, and Thomas Hanks has it.

Bro, like she's missing out.

Like you're handsome, look at you, you're tall.

You're taller than me.

I wish I was that tall.

You know, you're in shape.

I got a belly on me,

like you good bro.

Any woman in the world will fall for you.

Do you think I could stay with you guys

for like a couple days till I get this figured out?

I would love for you to come over and stay over

but like this corona thing is crazy, bro.

People are dying.

And Jeanine, she's freaking out

- right now. - Oh, wait a sec, man.

It's my boss, hold on.

I'll call you back.

Hey, Steve, how's it going?

Hey dude, not great.

Look, turns out we don't need you to come

into the bar tonight.

In light of everything that's going on,

we are closing indefinitely.

Indefinitely?

Financial experts warn

that the impact on the US economy

would be far reaching.

An area outside New York City

became the first to comply with the

- containment strategy. - There is a growing concern

about economic disruption.

The coronavirus, now classified as a pandemic,

has devastated the travel and tourism industry.

Hi.

Hey.

It's crazy.

It's insane.

Can I get some of that?

Yeah.

No, you can do it.

Overcome together as a nation and as a world.

How's it going with Hector?

Did you?

No, Jeanine, she said no way.

So you can't stay there?

No, he said no way.

What about Brian?

He lives in Venice, right?

Nope, immuno-compromised.

He is?

Mhmm.

Is he okay?

- Yeah, he's fine. - What's he have?

- I didn't pry. - Okay.

Doesn't Olivia live in Burbank?

Couldn't she?

Why?

You want me to move in with my ex-girlfriend?

I meant your cousin, Jesus.

All right.

Yeah, she does, but they just had a kid.

I don't want you to move in with Olivia Feret.

Okay!

You gotta be specific.

Uncle's cabin, Big Bear, on the lake,

you got the woods.

No way.

That is a great idea.

Why do you think it's vacant?

There's no electricity.

There's no running water

and it's 100% haunted.

It's haunted?

Yes, it's haunted.

What about getting in a hotel for two weeks?

Leah, I just lost my job.

You can reevaluate in two weeks.

I just lost my job.

Okay, okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

Well let's just hope this ends soon.

It's supposed to clear up miraculously

when it warms up.

Who said that?

Dr. Trump.

We've been seeing a mix

of misinformation being circulated

on various social media platforms.

One conversation that's coming up a lot

is about self-test or at-home tests.

[reporters talking over each other]

Kick him out!

You have to get him out of there!

I can't, I can't kick him out.

Where is he gonna go?

He has like 12 dollars and,

That's not your problem!

You wanna talk about boundaries?