Most Eligible Bachelor

ALL CHARACTERS AND INCIDENTS PORTRAYED IN THIS FILM ARE FICITIOUS

NO ANIMALS OR BIRDS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM

Dear, what do we call a 'Lucky person' in English? i

We call him 'Unmarried'. i

Dear, look at him. i

I rejected him in my matchmaking once. i

Since then he had become an alcoholic. i

Lucky fellow, he is celebrating that bliss all these years. i

What happened to your lips, how did you burn them? i

That's nothing. i

My wife went to her parent's home and I kissed the engine out of joy. i

Don't forget to get some veggies while returning from the office. i

By the way, Savita said hello to you. i

Which Savita? i

Nobody. i

I wanted to make sure whether you read my messages or not. i

Sir, my wife is missing. i

Mister, this isn't a police station, it's MRO office. i

Oh lord, this euphoria is making me go crazy. i

Look at our neighbour, he always kisses his wife while he leaves for office. i

Why can't you follow him? i

How could I? I don't know her that well. i

That means you have such intentions hidden in your heart? i

Swami, tell me a few tips for a happy married life. i

No.1, accept your mistakes when you are at fault. i

No. 2, keep your mouth shut when you are not at fault. i

Hail Swamiji!... i

What is the reason for your divorce? -Marriage only sir. i

Dude, which one is better, love marriage or arrange marriage? i

Your grandfather fought for freedom till his last breath. i

Is it true granny? i

Yes, it is. But I never gave that to him. i

You're irritating me a lot, I'm unable to drive! i

Arey what's your problem... hey look out! i

I kept telling you...

Oh no!

Shit... shit... shit!

Thank God! You just hit a flock of sheep.

You never listen when I ask you not to drive!

If you sit beside me and cackle up, it is for sure going to lead to accidents

Do not argue with me.

Oh God, I've hit a man.

Oh shit.

Brother, are you okay?

Are you hurt? Shall I take you to the hospital?

What's your name?

MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR

Eligible bachelor is fine, but what do you mean by most eligible bachelor?

It means someone who makes a perfect groom.

What are you doing here in wedding attire all alone by yourself?

I'm not alone. I am in the herd.

But what are you doing in the herd?

You must know my story to know the reason!

What's your story?

Are you married?

-It's been 12 years. -Then I won't tell you.

Why?

My story is dangerous for couples, it might cause a break-up between them.

Really? You are underestimating us, brother!

Our marriage is love-cum-arranged marriage. You can dare to tell it to us.

50% of a Man's life is a good career and the rest is happy married life.

In order to have a happy married life, he needs to have a well settled career.

My life is a straight line, home-office-home.

He is Ganesh sir. My Office head.

It is very important to save money in the US...

So street food is our go-to menu.

Health? We are still young to endure.

These are my friends, all of them are married.

The only entertainment for us is watching movie during weekends.

It's a celebration for us if the movie is rated above 3.25 stars.

Let's go fast, our folks would have come.

Lap dance after movie watching is mandatory for our godfather.

I have to be his security guard unwillingly.

-Why get into this, Sir? -Hey, come on man.

Oh no!

-She is the daughter of our CEO. -Harsha!

Her mother married a foreigner and she has inherited their lifestyle.

-Actually! -My dad bought a flat in central park,

I want you to have the flat keys but you are running away from me

What shall I do with those keys?

I like you a lot.

Why are you scared of a live-in relationship?

Give me a minute, I'll be back.

-Okay, go. -Yeah, thank you!

Fantastic!

You can keep the flat keys for sometime.

Sir, what are you talking?

I can boast to my friends about living with your daughter in the same flat,

But how can I even tell this to my family?

It will be very embarrassing for me.

Sir, relationship is not about spending a few days with a girl.

It's about committing to a lifetime of togetherness with a girl.

Stop! Give me a valid reason.

Sir! My family has fixed my wedding.

What?

What?

Yes, it is on the 22nd of next month.

Die! Get married and get lost.

Sit... sit... fantastic!

Congrats, Harsha!

Mom, my new home.

It's very nice. My son has bought a home for himself.

Oh, so he is settling down?

-The marriage is on 22nd. -Okay.

Please book the wedding hall.

Nice dad.

-3.5, 4.5. Buy it... buy it. That's 5. -Why do you rate always?

Hey wait.

-Hi, Harsha. How is it? -It's good sister -in- law.

There isn't must time for the wedding,

and there are a lot of things to be done.

There is a lot of shopping to do as well.

Take brother's help.

If I ask him to select sarees, he will look at everything but that.

She is tasteless. She doesn't know anything, I'll select it.

Ah!

Harsha, look how beautiful this jewellery is.

They are very beautiful.

Ever since my marriage, has my husband ever bought me jewellery?

I am using your wedding as a reason to buy myself some jewellery.

Alright, fine. At least, you are buying now. Go ahead and enjoy.

Bye!

Take these.

They are too tight.

It's so cool. They are rated 4.5. Just buy them.

-Is it? -Hell with your rating.

Harsha! They are really cool.

Keep using, it will be fine.

Don't think too much.

Okay, nice.

-Hello! -Will you come to Harsha's wedding?

I spoke to him.

If everyone here asks about you, what should I tell them?

You only ask me to earn well right?! Then...?

You're brother in law is sceptical about his arrival...

And one more thing...

Hello! Tell me dude.

I sent a parcel to your address. Get it with you when you come here.

What did you order?

You are a kid and so, you wouldn't understand.

Just get it.

Hey... Hey... Is that a brush for your wife?

-Nothing. -Gautham, your friend is blushing.

I already bought those. -Hey! Did you buy them all? i

I bought it all what you said.

-Come in! -Are you well?

How are you?

Is this your son? He's grown up now.

Sister? Brother-in-law? How are you?

-We are here. -We are doing well, brother.

Harsha, this is your uncle.

-Nephew, how are you? -Uncle!

We got here for the wedding.

Well, from now on, right from your wedding to your first night,

I'll take care of every thing.

Huh?

-What kind of senseless babble is that? -I was talking about wedding arrangements.

Oh! Is it?

What's with you? Sit in my lap!

Do you think this is a bedroom? Get out of here!

Harsha, when buying your wedding furniture, pick a good quality bed.

Buy it.

All the wedding preparations are done.

All set.

I believe this is the last time that I am travelling alone.

I will have my life partner with me from the next time.

Wow!

Oh, you're so blushing looking at your next seat.

Learn from him!

Wedding arrangements went well, so, how was your wedding ceremony?

All the preparations?

There is one thing left.

What is it?

Need to fix the bride, right?

All the wedding preparations were done, but there wasn't a bride?

Nothing like that.

My parents had shortlisted 20 potential brides.

I just had to select one from the short-listed brides.

Is it possible?

My family trusts me and I trust them.

Yes, it's possible.

I came here with that belief.

Excuse me? Whose box is this?

-That's mine, sir. -Come on here.

-Sir! -Thank you.

-That's not mine, sir. -Move. Whose box is this, please?

That's mine, sir.

Then, please open it.

That's not mine, sir.

One minute! Are you the one carrying this box?

-Yes, I am. -Then, open it please.

Okay Sir... what can you find in there? There aren't alcohol bottles either.

You are still a kid, you won't get it. Just bring that.

Sir, I am not even married.

He isn't married yet and look what he bought.

That's not mine!. Madam!

I really didn't know about these in the box sir.

And I believe you.

Get out.

Argh!