Second Chance Christmas

absolutely ridiculous. Got me hiding out in front of his girl's house like we still

got me hiding out in front of his girl's house like we still in high school or something.

His girl's house like we still in high school or something. Move.

In high school or something. Move. All I'm saying is you should be

move. all I'm saying is you should be able to go in your own woman's

all I'm saying is you should be able to go in your own woman's house.

Able to go in your own woman's house. It's been six months.

House. it's been six months. Have you met the kids yet?

It's been six months. Have you met the kids yet? Bet you ain't met the kids yet.

Have you met the kids yet? Bet you ain't met the kids yet. >> I'll met them when she's

bet you ain't met the kids yet. >> I'll met them when she's ready.

I'll met them when she's ready. You need to be worried about

ready. you need to be worried about you.

You need to be worried about you. I am worried about me.

You. >> I am worried about me. I'm worried about the fact that

I am worried about me. I'm worried about the fact that i still have to drop these gifts

I'm worried about the fact that i still have to drop these gifts off.

I still have to drop these gifts off. It's not my fault you bought

off. >> it's not my fault you bought Christmas gifts in the middle of

it's not my fault you bought Christmas gifts in the middle of the night.

Christmas gifts in the middle of the night.

The night. >> [ Chuckles ] It is your fault.

it is your fault. You got me doing so many

it is your fault. You got me doing so many endorsements that, everywhere I

you got me doing so many endorsements that, everywhere i go, people recognize me.

Endorsements that, everywhere i go, people recognize me. Thank you for that.

Go, people recognize me. Thank you for that. >> Thereby making you money that

thank you for that. >> Thereby making you money that you choose to waste on

thereby making you money that you choose to waste on Christmas.

You choose to waste on Christmas. It's ridiculous.

Christmas. it's ridiculous. "Waste on Christmas"?

It's ridiculous. >> "Waste on Christmas"? Oh, you're a mean one,

"waste on Christmas"? Oh, you're a mean one, Mr. grinch.

Oh, you're a mean one, Mr. grinch. It just doesn't make sense to

Mr. grinch. >> It just doesn't make sense to spend money on stuff you don't

it just doesn't make sense to spend money on stuff you don't need for people you hardly see.

Spend money on stuff you don't need for people you hardly see. >> You going there?

Need for people you hardly see. >> You going there? That's where you going?

You going there? That's where you going? You going...

That's where you going? You going first of all, listen, I see them

you going... first of all, listen, I see them when I can, when I have time.

First of all, listen, I see them when I can, when I have time. I know I got a lot of babies

when I can, when I have time. I know I got a lot of babies and a lot of baby mamas, but I

I know I got a lot of babies and a lot of baby mamas, but i pay my child support on time.

And a lot of baby mamas, but i pay my child support on time. I feel like you coming for me.

Pay my child support on time. I feel like you coming for me. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I feel like you coming for me. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, bro, I'm sorry.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, bro, I'm sorry. I don't mean you.

Hey, bro, I'm sorry. I don't mean you. I just mean people in general.

I don't mean you. I just mean people in general. Look, no question, you're a far

I just mean people in general. Look, no question, you're a far better father than I'd ever be.

Look, no question, you're a far better father than I'd ever be. >> I'll take that.

Better father than I'd ever be. >> I'll take that. >> Okay, we good?

I'll take that. >> Okay, we good? We good.

hey. Lights out.

Hey. lights out. >> Ma, it's only 9:00.

Lights out. >> Ma, it's only 9:00. Uh, it's Christmas Eve.

Ma, it's only 9:00. >> Uh, it's Christmas Eve. You don't want to be awake when

uh, it's Christmas Eve. You don't want to be awake when Santa comes, do you?

You don't want to be awake when Santa comes, do you? >> Santa?

Santa comes, do you? >> Santa? Santa's for little kids.

Santa? Santa's for little kids. I'm about to be a teenager.

Santa's for little kids. I'm about to be a teenager. >> Okay, that may be true.

I'm about to be a teenager. >> Okay, that may be true. But, um... but even though

okay, that may be true. But, um... but even though you're almost a grown man, you

but, um... but even though you're almost a grown man, you still like presents, right?

You're almost a grown man, you still like presents, right? Hmm, right?

Still like presents, right? Hmm, right? Don't you?

Hmm, right? Don't you? Come on.

Don't you? Come on. Where's your Christmas spirit?

come on. Where's your Christmas spirit? What's the matter?

Where's your Christmas spirit? What's the matter? >> It's just that presents cost

what's the matter? >> It's just that presents cost a lot, you know.

It's just that presents cost a lot, you know. I know you can't really

a lot, you know. I know you can't really afford...

I know you can't really afford... Okay, you know what?

Afford... >> okay, you know what? You let me worry about what we

okay, you know what? You let me worry about what we can and can't afford, okay?

You let me worry about what we can and can't afford, okay? >> I'm just saying, I don't need

can and can't afford, okay? >> I'm just saying, I don't need a new game system to be happy.

I'm just saying, I don't need a new game system to be happy. I just don't want you to go to

a new game system to be happy. I just don't want you to go to work tomorrow.

I just don't want you to go to work tomorrow. >> Are you kidding?

Work tomorrow. >> Are you kidding? Nobody works on Christmas.

Are you kidding? Nobody works on Christmas. All right?

Nobody works on Christmas. All right? You, say your prayers, go to

all right? You, say your prayers, go to sleep.

You, say your prayers, go to sleep. I love you.

Sleep. i love you. I love you, too.

I love you. >> I love you, too. You sleep well.

Boy: thank you for my mom and everything she does for me. Please watch over her

and everything she does for me. Please watch over her and protect her.

Please watch over her and protect her. Amen.

And protect her. Amen. Oh, and about that off chance

amen. oh, and about that off chance about that whole Santa thing?

Oh, and about that off chance about that whole Santa thing? Please help my mom find

about that whole Santa thing? Please help my mom find something that'll make her life

please help my mom find something that'll make her life a little bit easier, because she

something that'll make her life a little bit easier, because she deserves it more than anybody in

a little bit easier, because she deserves it more than anybody in the world.

Deserves it more than anybody in the world. Amen.

The world. Amen. Oh, if you happen to have

amen. oh, if you happen to have another ps4 laying around, you

oh, if you happen to have another ps4 laying around, you could send that here, too.

Another ps4 laying around, you could send that here, too. Okay, for real this time.

Could send that here, too. Okay, for real this time. Amen.

Okay, for real this time. Amen. Hi, yes, I'm calling about

amen. >> hi, yes, I'm calling about the ps4.

Hi, yes, I'm calling about the ps4. Yeah, I ordered it three weeks

the ps4. Yeah, I ordered it three weeks ago, and I was assured it would

yeah, I ordered it three weeks ago, and I was assured it would be here in time for the holiday,

ago, and I was assured it would be here in time for the holiday, and...

Be here in time for the holiday, and... no, yeah, I understand it's

and... no, yeah, I understand it's a hot item.

No, yeah, I understand it's a hot item. That's why I ordered it three

a hot item. That's why I ordered it three weeks ago.

That's why I ordered it three weeks ago.

Weeks ago. So much for Christmas miracles.

so much for Christmas miracles. What happened?

So much for Christmas miracles. >> What happened? >> Oh, you don't want

what happened? >> Oh, you don't want to know.

oh, you don't want to know. Ugh.

To know. Ugh. But I am happy you made it

ugh. but I am happy you made it though.

But I am happy you made it though. How was your flight?

Though. how was your flight? Whoo. Long.

How was your flight? >> Whoo. Long. >> Yeah?

Whoo. long. >> Yeah? >> But you know I had to be here

yeah? >> but you know I had to be here for Christmas with my girl.

But you know I had to be here for Christmas with my girl. >> Oh!

For Christmas with my girl. Oh! >> Mm.

Oh! >> mm. [ Cell phone buzzes ]

Mm. [ cell phone buzzes ] >> Oh.

>> oh.

Oh. Ooh.

ooh.

What? >> I know that smile. Yes, you do.

I know that smile. >> Yes, you do. Are you sure that Malcolm

yes, you do. >> Are you sure that Malcolm doesn't have a brother

are you sure that Malcolm doesn't have a brother or a friend?

Doesn't have a brother or a friend? I don't know.

Or a friend? >> I don't know. I... well, ooh.

I don't know. I... well, ooh. You know what?

I... well, ooh. You know what? If you settle down a little bit,

you know what? If you settle down a little bit, you could find yourself a nice

if you settle down a little bit, you could find yourself a nice guy, too.

You could find yourself a nice guy, too. Girl, look.

Guy, too. >> Girl, look. What?

Girl, look. >> What? >> You get your hustle on with

what? >> you get your hustle on with your three jobs.

You get your hustle on with your three jobs. I get my hustle on on the dance

your three jobs. I get my hustle on on the dance floor, okay?

I get my hustle on on the dance floor, okay?

Floor, okay? [ Chuckles ] >> Okay.

>> okay. >> And besides, I eat nice guys

okay. >> and besides, I eat nice guys for breakfast.

And besides, I eat nice guys for breakfast. >> Yes, you do.

For breakfast. >> Yes, you do. Yes, I have seen

yes, you do. [ Laughing ] Yes, I have seen that.

yes, I have seen that. It's not pretty.

That. it's not pretty. >> That's according to who?

It's not pretty. >> That's according to who? >> You.

That's according to who? >> You. Ask them, I bet you they say

you. >> ask them, I bet you they say it's pretty.

Ask them, I bet you they say it's pretty. >> Oh, okay, okay.

It's pretty. >> Oh, okay, okay. Mm.

Oh, okay, okay. Mm. Know what?

Mm. know what? >> Ooh?

Know what? >> Ooh? >> Looks like miracles do happen

ooh? >> looks like miracles do happen on Christmas.

Looks like miracles do happen on Christmas. >>

On Christmas. >> Oh, where's my miracle?

Hi. Lawrence's room is right there. Come on, isn't this like

Lawrence's room is right there. >> Come on, isn't this like mistletoe?

Come on, isn't this like mistletoe?

Mistletoe? >> >> Look, I brought my kid, too.

>> look, I brought my kid, too. Look at him, see him?

Look, I brought my kid, too. Look at him, see him? >> Hi, durron.

Look at him, see him? >> Hi, durron. Hey.

Hi, durron. >> Hey. I'm sorry.

Hey. >> I'm sorry. I can't talk for long.

I'm sorry. I can't talk for long. I, um...

I can't talk for long. I, um... I have to go out and get

I, um... I have to go out and get a last-minute backup Christmas

I have to go out and get a last-minute backup Christmas present.

A last-minute backup Christmas present. At 10:00 on Christmas Eve.

Present. at 10:00 on Christmas Eve. I ordered this ps4 for Lawrence

at 10:00 on Christmas Eve. I ordered this ps4 for Lawrence weeks ago, and it just never

I ordered this ps4 for Lawrence weeks ago, and it just never came.

Weeks ago, and it just never came. I don't even know what I'm going

came. i don't even know what I'm going to do.

I don't even know what I'm going to do. I'm sorry.

To do. >> I'm sorry. >> Mm.

I'm sorry. >> Mm. >> Is there anything I can do to

mm. >> is there anything I can do to help?

Is there anything I can do to help? Well, unless you

help? >> Well, unless you know Santa, no.

well, unless you know Santa, no. Everything's going to be closed.