I Missed You (我沒有談的那場戀愛)

How are you lately?

I'm okay.

Hey,

will you come to my funeral?

Your what?

My funeral.

What else can it be?

Why are you dying?

I need to ask my husband.

Mr. Nan Chih-yang

passed away.

Will you attend his…

It's okay.

What if

I go?

Why?

You're going to die.

You're so pitiful.

Those who don't move on are pitiful.

So, don't cry too much for me.

All right then.

Good night.

Hey, you didn't ask for my address.

How can you send me the obituary?

I'm not dying yet.

Can I bring my boyfriend?

Damn it.

-Hey, don't you need to thank me? -For what?

If I didn't break up with you, would you be this happy now?

I MISSED YOU

I MISSED YOU

NAN CHIH-YANG

IT'S ONLINE!

#FILMING ADS TO PAY FOR MY MOVIE

WILL SHE COME TO YOUR FUNERAL?

Hello?

Hello, Chin-chin.

The delivery guy from yesterday is here again.

Didn't I say I won't take it?

There's no return address.

We even called the sender,

Mr. Nan Chih-yang.

But it seems like he's sick,

and he's dying soon.

I have a voice memo here.

It's something from the dead, what's left behind by the deceased.

So you understand its importance, right?

I really appreciate it.

Thank you.

I know that she'll be difficult to deal with.

Kindness will be rewarded.

So Ms. Kuo,

it's hard to be a kind person.

I don't intend to be a very kind person.

But you're dealing with things emotionally and refusing to accept the package.

You're giving me a hard time.

And it's unfair to me.

I just want to do my job well.

-Why does it have to be so hard? -What exactly is it?

She's scary.

Can I add you on LINE?

Are you disappointed in love?

If there's a kind of love

that will never change

and it will always be by your side

to be a listener…

DON'T FORGET THE 10 A.M. PROJECT MEETING.

I'LL BE PRESENTING TODAY! I'M SO NERVOUS!

DON'T WORRY, I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE.

Will you be willing to try again?

After taking a simple psychological test,

you'll be able to find me.

You won't be lonely anymore.

Perfect Lover,

an online game.

PERFECT LOVER

This is what the client wants from the collaboration with Phosphenes.

They want 1,200 famous love quotes that touch people's hearts.

And through our analysis of the readers,

-they want us to develop -Yes, of course.

the key personality test to start the game.

What do you think?

-We can't finish this in a short time. -It's a bit rushed.

I did fight for it. But I couldn't do anything.

I'm not worried though.

Because the Phosphenes Team is the best!

Isn't it?

Sir, everyone's working so hard.

Can you increase our annual bonus a little bit?

I'm okay with that. It depends on them if they want to push themselves.

Did you all hear that?

So let's do our best.

We can do this!

What do you think, Cheng?

Anyway, we'll test it first.

And then we'll need about two to five days.

-It'll depend on the Data Team. -Let's do it in two days.

You can do it!

Editorial Department?

We'll provide whatever information the Planning Department needs.

-Jenny. -Jenny.

My busy Data Team.

That means we must get personality tests with higher click and share rates,

use keywords to find tests that are related to love,

calculate the accuracy rate, and filter out the final questions

to provide 120 different kinds of logic

for our Engineering Department to build the test system.

Interview our readers, test the data accuracy, provide fixes,

check the accuracy again--

It looks like our annual bonuses will depend on the Data Team.

It's impossible.

-We have many projects to finish. -Come on. It's not that complicated.

It's just a psychological game.

Everyone knows that personality tests are fake.

You make it interesting and fancy, and it's perfect.

-Don't you want a customized solution? -So it's all about the feeling.

Just make the players feel…

So we're fooling our clients and players.

I think if the Sales Department can give us more--

So you're saying you live an honest life every day?

You're really lucky.

The lies I tell daily to meet the company's sales goals

are enough for me to go to the deepest level of hell.

Okay, then I'll do it in one day.

There's no problem on our side.

"You'll miss your chance if you overthink,

but success comes to those who just do it!"

Lloyd told me that.

Miss, can you not just immerse yourself in work all day long?

Do you think everyone will fear you because you just frown?

Look at her.

In saying "success comes to those who just do it,"

she settled everything.

Okay?

It's "buy one, get one free" today.

I know you like your coffee black, with no sugar.

Did you come up with all the keywords?

Sweet, relationship, true love, marriage, late marriage, early marriage,

other half, partner, and boyfriend.

All done.

What about single, lonely, and can't get married?

Aren't those related to love?

I'll do it now.

FAMOUS LINES

FAMOUS LINES

FLOWERS FADE, BIRDS FLY AWAY, AND DIAMONDS FALL INTO THE DRAIN.

WHY MUST LOVE LAST FOREVER?

LINK TO NAN CHIH-YANG'S CHANNEL

I married my first boyfriend.

-You're so pure. -Then I got old.

It's not worth it.

Not much.

Only 20 breakups.

Three, four, five…

Six times I think.

Five or six times?

Which is better,

breaking up in person, or breaking up in person with a gift?

What sort of gift?

Is it 99.9% gold?

CHEN JI GOLD ACCESSORIES

There's no end if there's no beginning.

Chen Ji Gold Accessories wishes you

a happy breakup.

Tips for a perfect breakup.

First, do it on a sunny day. A rainy day might cause depression.

Second, do it in a public place. Third, don't drink alcohol.

Fourth, it has to be in daylight

to avoid rebound sex and rekindling the relationship.

ARE YOU GUYS DONE?

ARE YOU GUYS DONE?

SIGH

I'M STARVING.

IT'S YOUR SALES TEAM'S FAULT!

KEN, GO AND TALK TO SULKY CHIN-CHIN!

WHY IS IT ME AGAIN?

YES

HURRY!

Chin-chin, I already uploaded my data to the cloud.

And it's already 8 p.m.

I…

-Last week, I finally reserved-- -Starting tomorrow,

if I don't leave, nobody leaves.

Thank you, Chin-chin.

-By the way, do you want-- -Just beat it.

Okay.

Then I…

I'm leaving.

Chin-chin, I'm leaving.

-Turn off the lights. -Okay.

Don't forget to eat dinner.

-Run. -Hurry up!

-Chase… -Run! Faster! I've already finished…

The light is turning red!

Wait for me! Hey!

And then?

Then she went into the general manager's car.

-The number you have dialed is busy. -Wait until I finish it before we start.

You pee too much.

Ken's is Taiwan Beer?