Extremely Unique Dynamic

Hi, welcome to my "MTV Cribs".

My name is Ryan.

And I'm Kaiju!

No, you're Daniel!

No, I'm not Daniel!

Help me.

Tell him to stop! - I'm not.

- I'm gonna destroy you. - No you're not.

Cut.

And action.

Kamehame-haaaa!

Why are you smiling, man?

Your dog just died.

- That dog was kinda useless though.

He was dumb though.

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- Do I look better when I'm looking into the camera?

Or do I look...

You look great.

You didn't even look!

Best friend wake up call! - Ah!

What the. - Oh shit.

- It's fine beau- - Don't love

Satchel.

Boba Fett.

Oh!

- Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit! I hope you fucking die

In your own fucking piss, shit, and cum.

You fucking asshole will be decomposed

with the fucking worms and snails.

And fucking leave me forever.

- So Ryan, you work in dubbing.

Tell us, is it a bummer

to see your voice come out of a more talented actor's face?

- Danny, I can't, I'm fucking done.

Come on, you can.

You just keep on going, keep on going.

We gotta manifest this shit.

I can't do three more wings.

Only three more.

All right. - I'm done, I can't.

- We need to freaking learn how to interview, man.

- When am I ever gonna be on the show?

When you're famous.

You'd be a super good famous person.

Huh?

- Well, you wanna move on to our next activity?

Sure.

- I have a whole thing planned, okay?

This is our last weekend together.

We gotta make it big, we gotta make it grand.

And the only thing that I really planned out so far

is a hike and maybe a food tour.

You hate hiking.

Yeah, I do.

But I'm doing it for you begrudgingly.

- What if we made a movie instead?

A movie?

Yeah, what if we shot a movie?

- Where'd that fucking come from?

I don't know.

I just feel like it's our last weekend together, right?

And I don't know, we used to make dumb videos as kids and-

- That's a lot of work, man. - Yeah.

Let's just enjoy the day.

- Look, I'm gonna move to fucking Edmonton.

This could be our last chance to actually make something.

And I feel like we could also sell it too.

I think nowadays indie's all about that home feel.

It's almost like the indier the better for indie now.

That's what my marketing brain tells me anyways.

Okay.

- We could just film it in this house with our own stuff.

We could do it for free basically.

Let's make a movie.

I don't, I don't know man.

I just kind of just wanna like spend some time with you

and just relax.

- Yeah, that is spending time, right?

We're like making something, we're having fun.

Yeah.

You know, on "50 First Dates"

when he pulls up the video every morning

and remembers the great times he had with his wife.

It's like that but our friendship.

Okay.

Yeah?

- Sure. Sure. - Yeah?

Let's do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes. - Yes?

- Yes. - Yes?

Yes.

- Yes? - Yes.

- Okay. - Yes, let's do it.

Okay, okay.

Think about it, right?

From a marketing angle

there has never been an Asian stoner movie.

"Harold and Kumar".

Oh, fuck.

There's never been a indie Asian stoner movie.

"Harold and Kumar 2"?

- Wait, imagine if we shot a "Harold and Kumar" style movie.

We'll both be leads.

We've never been leads.

- I've been a lead on a commercial.

- Okay, but I'm talking about like a lead in a movie.

Our own movie.

I mean, that'd be cool.

- "Daniel and Ryan go to Wisdom Tree".

- "Daniel and Ryan goes to Wisdom Tree".

Hey, look at me.

What?

It's a good idea.

It is?

It's a good idea.

Oh.

Say it with me.

It's a good-

It's a good idea.

Can it be my idea?

Sure. It's a great idea.

- It is my great idea. - It is your great idea.

We should make a movie.

Let's make a movie.

Okay, no, no, no.

This is stupid.

You know, like every pair of friends they get high

and they think that their dynamic is

unique enough to make a movie.

But that doesn't mean that they should.

That's actually a great title.

What?

- Wait, hold on, I'm just figuring out the settings.

Got my self-tape, tripod, iPhone, lights.

Cute.

- Hold on, lemme just change this to 4K.

Everyone needs 4K now.

- So, what are we actually filming?

- I think it's like indie art house, like Terrence Malick.

- I don't know who Terrence Malick is.

- He's only the most auteur filmmaker in the world.

- How about about two roommates in L.A

trying to talk about feelings?

Why would we do that?

No one wants to watch a movie

about people talking about feelings.

Let's talk about our parents.

What?

Why do I wanna talk about my parents?

- I don't know, childhood trauma?

- So what are we gonna make the movie about?

Well, I don't know.

My plan was for you to go like around L.A with me

and say goodbye to everything

Can you hold that thought.

I think that's actually a really good idea for the movie.

Like, what if you're sending me off

because I'm moving to Edmonton in a week.

And the movie is you following around first person

as we go around all these landmarks saying goodbye

to L.A?

Like a montage.

I have a worry.

What?

- I worry that our movie's gonna be only funny

to me and you.

No.

No, we are funny.

I mean, my mom sent me videos of us as kids

on that old DV camera.

Yeah, we're fucking hilarious in it.

Really?

- Tomatoes and bitter, bitter melon.

Super bitter.

Going to try this.

Hand sock.

That watermelon keeps sliding.

During the night when...

Hey, wow, I swear.

Stop it.

Bebeh and play with the crib.

Ah ha ha. Ow.

Woo.

Taste green apple.

Ah.

I suck at basketball.

Most embarrassing shot ever.

Why are you following me?

I know, I'm too cool.

You can't get enough of me.