The Night Shift

- Oh no! -

- You didn't. - Oh yes, I did.

Told you I'd buy a bike.

Jordan is not gonna be happy.

Jordan knows.

Really?

Yeah.

So, she's cool with her baby daddy riding a donor cycle?

Oh, no, I didn't say that. No.

- I said I told her I was gonna do it. - Mm.

Speaking of, does Janet know

that you're going to Dubai next month?

Not exactly. Hasn't come up.

Oh, hasn't come up 'cause you haven't told her.

Okay.

Janet is gonna roast your nuts.

- I'm just waiting for the right time. -

Who am I kidding? I'm delaying

because I know she's gonna be pissed,

and I don't blame her, but I have to go.

Oh, you have to. Ali saved your life.

- You owe him. - And so does Janet.

I'm just waiting for the right time to tell her.

I don't know that there is a right time, buddy.

Yeah, I know.

The assailant opened fire on military personnel

and their families at an army promotion ceremony.

Eyewitnesses report a local hero

and active serviceman sprang into action

and tackled the gunman to the floor.

Dr. Drew Alister then courageously

wrestled the weapon out of the gunman's hand.

Yo, San Antonio, superman.

Get over here, man!

You're on TV! There he is!

- Yeah! - Not interested.

Toph, what do you got?

Hey, it's your call, Dr. Badass.

"Dr. Badass."

Um, abdominal rupture, Trauma One,

hemorrhoids, curtain three.

Easy choice.

Oh, so I get the hemorrhoids?

Not if you're careful.

- See what I did? - No, it's terrible.

Hey, Paul.

Uh, knee pain in the waiting room.

- Okay. - Thanks.

- Hey, Tee? - Yeah.

Do me a favor. Uh, with Jordan out at the conference,

can you keep an eye on Paul tonight?

Yes, of course, baby.

Hello.

Hello?

Hey, Simone.

- Oh, what? Why? - Topher?! 32-year-old male

with a deep laceration to his left arm!

- Okay, Trauma Two! - Got it.

Okay, Brent just came in the door. See you soon.

Michael, you're with me.

Brent, how are you feeling, brother?

Stupid, mostly.

You two know each other?

We lived down the street from each other.

What happened?

Build a new dining table. Next thing I knew...

Pissed off a power saw from the looks of it.

- Yeah. - His pulse is 115.

B.P. 80 over 42.

I started a saline bolus in the field.

Simone's on her way. I guess you left her quite a message.

Only that I was headed to the E.R.

That's always soothing.

Heather, grab some O-Neg from the blood bank.

You got it.

And 1, 2, 3.

Gonna fix you right up, brother.

Okay.

Hey, uh, just checked with X-ray.

Uh, Kaylee's up next. Where... where is she?

- She stepped out for a sec. - Okay.

Hey, guys, I'm right here.

I thought you went to the bathroom.

I did, but the vending machine was on the way.

Kaylee

I swear, I don't allow her to eat processed sugar.

Sorry, I'm nervous.

You know what getting into this play means for me.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Well, how about we make sure

you don't have to hobble onto the stage, okay?

I believe your Tendinitis is flaring up.

I'll give her some prescription-strength Ibuprofen,

and we'll do the X-ray just to be safe, okay?

Hi. I'm Dr. Callahan.

Everything good here?

Uh, yeah, I was just letting Kaylee know

that I think her Tendinitis is coming back.

The excess weight is putting pressure on her joints.

We're working on her diet and trying to work out.

Heather: Excuse me.

Ready for the X-rays.

Okay, thank you. Uh, after you.

That is a cute dress.

- Thank you. -

- Hold all my calls. -

Paul: Will do.

I found this on him,

and I left it 'cause it was spot-on.

This is an army tactical tourniquet.

Chuck Norris here travels to bases around the country,

training our troops.

Kidding.

Oh, combatives... hand-to-hand combat.

But it looks like I'm gonna be out of commission for a while.

Topher will fix you right up.

All right, I'm out on another call, okay?

Thanks, Gwen.

Felt like an idiot for calling 911.

I tried to drive myself, but the arm wouldn't cooperate.

You did the right thing. Treatment plan, Michael?

Irrigate the wound,

assess for nerve, tendon, and vessel damage,

suture on multiple layers, Tetanus, prophylaxis,

- and antibiotics. - Yes, after Morphine.

We want to make sure he's comfortable first.

Simone is gonna kill me.

Oh, man, that's right. Your wedding's in a few weeks.

And I look like I just walked

out of one of those "Saw" movies.

So, when I started my residency, any given night,

you would have, you know, like a half a dozen shootings,

a few stabbings, a steady flow of crack addicts.

I mean, it was great.

For learning. It...

- Of course. - It was great for learning.

- For learning. - Yeah.

No wonder you're so calm under pressure.

To be honest with you,

if you want to know what makes me not so calm,

it's this speech that I have to deliver

in front of, what, half my mentors.

It's freaking me out.

You'll do great, really.

And thank you so much for inviting me to this conference.

- Yeah. - Because, outside of you,

I-it's just really hard to find good female role models

when you're working the night shift.

Tell me about it. It's a bit of a sausage fest.

You gonna meet some really great people,

and there are some really strong...

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- Call 911. - Yeah.

Damn it! There's still no reception.

Just keep trying.

I see him!

Yeah?

Sir?

All right, his pulse is weak.

I need to roll him over

and check his airway and examine his c-spine.

Okay, I'll get the head. You get the side.

Okay, on three.

Both: 1, 2, 3.

Okay, easy, easy.

C-spine intact on palpation.

Damn, this is bad.

We need to stop the bleeding now.

Oh, man.

We need to get him out of here.

Yeah, we do.

So, I, uh, I see you got your Harley back.

Yeah. Jordan will never allow that.

Oh, Kenny, I'm not sure how you handle your relationships,

but Jordan and I... Help!

Help, Doctor! We need help!

- Doctor! - Oh!

- What happened?! - I don't know. She just started seizing.

- Can we get a gurney? - Yeah, on it.

Marla: Oh, my gosh, Kaylee! Doctors, help her.

Make it stop.

The Night Shift 2x10 Aftermath

Temp is 103 now, persistent cough.

Been fighting the flu for a couple weeks.

That's probably why I got lightheaded

with the saw in my hand.

Is the light bothering your eyes?

I wouldn't say "bothering." I just...

I notice it.

Do you have a headache?

Nothing I can't handle.

Brent, it's me here, okay?

No time to be a tough guy.

I need to know if you have a headache or not.

Yeah.

For a few weeks now.

Okay, I'd like to do a spinal tap.

A what? Why?

Because fever, headache, and light sensitivity

may indicate something much more serious than the flu.