Gintama. Porori hen

Gintama

Slip Arc

An Idol's Badge of Honor

Oedo Dome

To hell with that. Even a normal meet-and-greet doesn't sit right with me.

BDZ48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV ♥

If you're holding a toilet meet-and-greet, they might as well all work at Yoshiwara.

Is that really the issue here, Tsukuyo-san?

No need to tell me. I've always been the producer's cum dumpster.

You keep your mouth shut!

Idol or not, as a samurai, I could never grab something so filthy.

The only things a samurai should grab are swords, dirt on powerful people,

control of the Yagyu Family and the right to its inheritance,

stocks, and rice balls.

Don't make rice balls with a hand that touched all that filth, you celeb samurai!

Besides, shaking hands from a toilet would be rude to the fans.

We want to treat our fans better.

On that note,

let's have the fans enter the toilet instead.

Treat your fans better!

Also, keeping hygiene in mind,

they can hold Clift's fate in their hands.

A Mad Hand Appeared

Don't treat fans like the Mad Hands in DQ!

And don't pull on Clift's leg! Quit pulling our leg by being so useless, Clift!

And despite everything that happened,

let's flush it all away and call it water under the bridge.

They won't get flushed!

Not even the large option will flush your evil deeds and Clift's feelings away!

It's the same principle as the Gintama movies.

The moment we get the fans inside, we've already won.

After that, the money will flow in even if the movie's a steady stream of shit.

Enough with the outrageous statements!

Don't put us in the same boat as your rip-off cabaret club!

H-Hey, what happened in there?

Uh, I think...

I touched something soft that starts with "cli."

"Cli"? Something soft?!

And then water came bursting out...

Holy water came bursting out?!

I-I'm lining up for Otae-chan!

She seems prim and proper, but is actually really bold! She's the best!

By some miracle, it caused a misunderstanding and formed a line!

There, there.

Don't rush, guys. Enter the toilet in turn, okay?

Well, since a line's formed, let's just go with it.

Pfft! Don't make me laugh!

What part of that woman is soft?

As you can see, she's a legendary Bigfoot whose entire body is the Rockies!

Sacchan...

Could you not get all jealous because nobody's coming to your toilet?

Be a good little monkey and ride on someone else's back, would you?

Otae...

A monkey on the back is an idiom that means having a problem, not a literal monkey.

Has your brain turned into a rock, too?

Hey! Boss lady, Sacchan!

And I'm saying you can ride these filthy men bareback.

Did you hear that, guys? This is what Otae's really like!

Who the hell are you two fighting?!

What are you saying?

Before being a battle to decide the top idol,

this is a vote-off between Diamond Vacuum members!

Who the hell cares about that?!

I won't let anyone else be center.

You guys are better off lining up for me instead of this Jezebel.

Hey, don't you want to meet-and-greet me?

I've got two much softer things than she does.

Look right here.

On second thought, I'm going for Sacchan!

She may wear glasses, but she's got a bombshell body! She's the best!

Why, you little bitch!

I'm gonna be the center!

You can spew all the holy water you want in the wagon, Clift!

No... You need to hold me more gently.

Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!

If you shake that hard, you'll crush my two

soft balls!

They're just Brey's golden orbs!

What the hell are you doing?!

This has turned into a meet-and-greet for DQ48's wagon members!

Where'd you even find them?!

Clift and Brey needed to get rid of their worries before the final battle!

You two are Booger Diamonds 48's Clift and Brey!

Exactly.

Good job, Clift, Brey.

Consider DQ48's Alena and McRyan.

Do you know why most people pick Alena out of these two fighters?

That's because unlike McRyan, who is all alone, Alena has Clift and Brey with her.

No way!

Yes way. They're just like an idol group, too.

The center Alena's star shines brighter

amidst the darkness that is Clift and Brey.

Which means...

On second thought, Kyubei-chan's the best!

Unlike those two sluts, she's a pure tomboy!

Plus, she's got eyepatch and twin tails moe!

Orthodox really is best!

Go, Alena!

Walk over the corpses of Clift and Brey!

I forgot Alena could spam critical hits.

Don't touch me!

Turns out Alena has the biggest, Psaro-tier darkness.

You've gotta be kidding me! What did she even come here for?!

G-Give me some time.

I'm slowly getting used to it.

I think I'll be able to overcome it once I throw another 1,500 of them.

The fans won't recover from that!

Then why don't you throw Clift 1,500 times?

And Brey, too.

Don't listen to those dark voices!

Spare Clift and Brey already!

Stop it, Kyubei.

Don't push yourself.

Tsukuyo-dono?

If you can't hold hands with men, then I can just hold your share as well.

But I can't place such a burden on you.

Don't worry. I cast aside my femininity, but ah'm still a woman of Yoshiwara.

Ah'm prepared to bear the sins of man.

Ah'm moe!

Why are you freaking out over her?!

We still had our ultimate weapon, the female hero who backs up Alena's party!

She looks like a cool, aloof beauty, but she's kind enough to look out for others!

Tsukuyo-chan is the best!

This is our chance!

My, aren't we popular, Tsukuyo-san.

You two get back in the wagon right now!

After that popularity poll, you want to win the Diamond Vacuum vote-off, too?

Popularity Poll Arc (Episodes 182 - 184) November 2009

Of course a Yoshiwara woman would know all about the casting couch.

You still haven't gotten over what happened eight years ago?!

But the center always has the spotlight on her.

So as fellow members, we really need you to be more careful about things.

Female Hero Sends Clift to the Wagon!!

The Two Disappear Into the Wagon\Where Brey Awaits...

What kinda scandal is that?!

And why are you guys fabricating stories to bring down your bandmate?!

How will you take responsibility for this?

Sending you to the Hakata wagon won't be enough. You'll be sent to Indonesia!

Your shitty organization doesn't exist in Indonesia!

I don't recall any of that,

but I guess it's okay if it'll get me out of this stupid mess.

It had zero effect on her!

That laid-back attitude of yours is really annoying!

Want me to cast Thwack on you?!

Be honest! You want to be center too, right?

Look, if you wanna play center field or whatever base in baseball,

first get nine people to play with!

Don't play dumb with me!

Knock it off! Your ugly infighting is weirding out the fans!

Oh, wait!

We were kidding! That was just a comedy opening act!

Come back!

Uh, excuse me. Can I just, like,

take a dump?

Whoa! It's totally sticking out!

We don't need play-by-play for that!

My poop is as loose and sloppy as Booger Diamonds 48's morals!

Their behavior sticks out so much in the idol sphere,

both the fans and my poop scattered all over the place!

Quit telling us about how your dump is going!

Meanwhile, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48 are nearly in four digits!

There's no telling what's going on behind those bewitching curtains,

but the fans are being rendered spineless one after another!

It's all over, Booger Diamonds 48.

Guess we'll have to do something about their mystery meet-and-greet after all.

Not yet.

Booger Diamonds 48 isn't finished yet.

Terakado Tsu isn't finished yet!

Not as long as the captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub,

Shimura Shinpachi, is still here.

I'll stop them.

So Kagura-chan, Otsu-chan, the rest is in your hands.

Captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, Shimura Shinpachi.

Do you really want a taste of our meet-and-greet?

Did you forget what happened to your friends when they tried us?

Otsu-chan...

As long as you keep singing,

your fans won't go anywhere.

Even back when you didn't have any fans,

you still had fun singing on the roadsise.

Someone who was given strength by watching you is still here.

Just as your voice has cheered us on when we were sad and hurt,

there's a fan still here who will cheer you on when you are sad and hurt.

If you've lost everything, you can just start over from that spot.

If you'll sing, I'll gladly come see you there again and again...

At that concert hall for just the two of us.

No matter what happens,

I will be Terakado Tsu's first and last fan.

How amusing.

By getting through our meet-and-greet,