All Rise

Previously on "All Rise"...

Got a very expensive defense attorney

waiting for me in my office.

- Amy Quinn. - How'd you know?

That smile. You always had a thing for Quinn.

- Not true. - Okay, not true.

If we found out you had something to do with this, Amy,

you won't just be disbarred. You'll go to jail.

Well, that's a big gun. I thought we liked each other.

Emily Lopez-Batista.

Not all double-barrel names work, but yours does.

For the record, my name is Emily Lopez.

- Where'd the Batista go? - He's living with his mother.

- I like you. - I like you.

There's gonna be a divorce. I don't know how much time I...

Em, whatever works for you works for me, okay?

Em.

Put your bag on the belt, sir.

Symbol of a doomed marriage.

Is that your engagement ring?

- He wants it back. - And you couldn't resist.

Can we talk about something else?

You had to try it on one last time.

Like how I have to cross-examine a priest today?

- First time for everything. - My question is why you left it on.

I know it's not a sin to cross-examine a priest,

but does the judge? Does God?

Tell me it's not because you've changed your mind.

It is like a literal sea of love.

I like Wedding Day.

They don't know what they're getting into.

- Are you nervous? - No!

Benner does this PR thing.

Civilians running around, taking all the parking spaces,

throwing bouquets, flowers everywhere.

- Like bridal bouquets? - Yeah.

You should see what they try and sneak through security with.

- You never told me. - Once a year.

- We weren't together a year ago. - Sounds fun. Is it fun?

If you like getting married.

So my last meeting with the skin care company is at 3.

What time do you think you'll be done?

Mm, early, I hope.

Depends on how this preliminary hearing goes.

Well, by the end of the day,

I should officially be a brand ambassador.

- Hey. - We can celebrate.

Sounds good. Go out to dinner, grab some bubbles.

- I'd like to get married. - Now?

No. But... sometime.

Can we not do this today?

I'm not... doing anything.

Can I kiss you now? 'Cause I need to get to court.

Oh.

You know I really dig you, right?

I... really dig you.

Oh.

Drive safe.

Oh, babe, I love you so much.

You look amazing!

Well, we should. It's our wedding day.

- We're excited! - Sara, I have to meet with my client.

All right. Congratulations.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Also, I haven't changed my mind.

Then why are you still...

He proposed. I accepted. It's mine. That's the deal.

Emily, you're getting a divorce.

- He says it's a family heirloom. - Then you should give it back.

Except he lies... a lot. Also, I can't. It's stuck.

In this matter, the imposition of sentence is suspended,

and you are placed on 36 months' formal probation

under the following terms and conditions...

- pay a fine of $500. - Your Honor, that ain't right.

Mr. Owens, you've done a decent job

of representing yourself. Don't ruin it.

Selling marijuana is illegal without a license.

Impossible for a man like me to get a license

- when most go to big white corporations. - Mr. Owens...

They got me when I was coming up as a kid.

And now that I'm going down the other side,

they got me again.

Impossible for a man like...

It's impossible for a man like me

to have a chance.

The court will allow extra time

for payment of fines and court costs.

Court costs, too? With respect,

why does Your Honor think a man like me

was selling weed in the first place?

Am I dismissed, Your Honor?

Your Honor.

The man has a point.

What are the court costs anyway?

- Your Honor? - Court costs on this case.

They change all the time. The clerk's office...

Gonna wander over there and stretch my legs a bit.

- Your Honor has a bench trial. - In 30 minutes.

I can call down to the clerk and have them send...

I'm feeling a little hemmed in.

I want to get my steps in and take in

- the Wedding Day sights. - A judge out there is like

a butterfly landing on your hand.

Judges are strongly discouraged

from using public areas of the courthouse.

Not a law, not even a rule.

No. Accepted wisdom.

Deputy Watkins, does it seem right to you

that judges are imprisoned in their chambers,

cut off from the general public

and the carrot cake muffins in the cafeteria?

I can run and get that muffin for you, if you like.

You're more afraid of her than me?

Fine.

Maybe I'll go later.

Lola Carmichael is one

of the fairest judges in the building.

- Is she Catholic? - I-I don't have any idea.

- If she is, I'm dead. - The prosecution's case

- is almost entirely circumstantial. - Yeah, but if the Church

wants to blame someone, it usually works.

Felony grand theft? 100 grand?

Our goal is just to raise reasonable doubt.

Well, it isn't possible

for one person to skim that much.

But you don't believe me

because I was... because I lived on Skid Row,

because I've stolen before, because of the hair?

I had a shaved head in high school.

Your hair doesn't bother me. And what I don't believe

is that you've told me everything I need to know

to properly defend you.

It's not too late. Give me a list of your friends.

I can find at least one character witness.

I either ripped them off or owe them money.

- Family, then. - Told you I don't have any,

not since I ran away. Just the sister.

The same sister who's testifying against you?

We need to get in there.

The prosecution has asked that the court not be fooled.

They are saying, in fact,

that my client's religious garments

are nothing more than a ruse

and that Sister Phoebe must have $100,000

hidden under her habit somewhere

because, as I will demonstrate, Your Honor,

- they haven't bothered to look - No!

Anywhere else.

My wife, who's not yet...

I really need to make her my wife,

but right now she's in labor big-time.

- I'll call the paramedics. - Judge Benner isn't here yet.

Your Honor, can you...

We need to be married before the baby's born.

Ohh. And my water broke.

This kid wants out, but not before I get that ring.

Ooh. Let's get you comfortable.

Let's give them some room, people.

- What are your names? - I'm Ryan.

- Corina. - Judge Carmichael. Lola.

Is that a nun? I can't get married by a nun.

My grandmother's Orthodox. She'll kill me!

May I offer my services at Atheist Reverend CXR301?

No!

It absolutely has to be a nondenominational ceremony.

- Judge Carmichael? - I got you.

Have you done this before, Your Honor?

No, but I'm feeling inspired. Where are the rings?

Give me your hands.

We form this circle to celebrate the people

who have created this little miracle

about to enter this world.

It's the day that you promise to yourselves

and to this little child to live in love.

No matter what happens between the two of you,

you will always share something.

May you forever take comfort in this romance!

Ohh!

Thank you, Judge Carmichael.

Not done yet. Do you and you?

- I do. - I do.

You are now husband and wife.

Oh. Wait. It's tradition.

Seriously, get to the hospital.

Callan. I scooped this case

when I saw you were the prosecutor.

Amy Quinn. Nice to see you.

Thought it might be a fun rematch.

- Hmm. - This is Mark Callan, our nemesis.

- I'm Margo. - I know.

Your client's guilty.

Way to get ahead of yourself.

This isn't even a trial.

She's a serial dine and dasher.

She stuck 12 men with huge bills. They're sitting right there.

It's called dating, not felony extortion.

And 12 is a little overkill for a preliminary hearing.

I'll make you a bet. It's just a prelim.

If Judge Laski throws extortion out

or bounces it, you buy dinner.