Generator Rex

>> Noah: NOT ONLY IS THIS A BAD IDEA, REX, IT'S JUST STUPID. NO, NO.

IDEA, REX, IT'S JUST STUPID. NO, NO. NOT JUST STUPID -- OUTSTANDINGLY

NO, NO. NOT JUST STUPID -- OUTSTANDINGLY STUPID.

NOT JUST STUPID -- OUTSTANDINGLY STUPID. >> Rex: TRUST ME, NOAH --

STUPID. >> Rex: TRUST ME, NOAH -- IT'S PRIMAL.

>> Rex: TRUST ME, NOAH -- IT'S PRIMAL. SCARE CLAIRE, AND SHE'LL GRAB

IT'S PRIMAL. SCARE CLAIRE, AND SHE'LL GRAB THE NEAREST GUY FOR PROTECTION,

SCARE CLAIRE, AND SHE'LL GRAB THE NEAREST GUY FOR PROTECTION, AND THAT WOULD BE YOU.

THE NEAREST GUY FOR PROTECTION, AND THAT WOULD BE YOU. >> Noah: AND THAT WOULD BE

AND THAT WOULD BE YOU. >> Noah: AND THAT WOULD BE CLAIRE AND ANNIE.

THIS HAD BETTER WORK. >> Rex: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. >> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEE

>> Rex: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. >> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

>> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE? I HEAR IT'S REALLY SCARY.

THIS MOVIE? I HEAR IT'S REALLY SCARY. >> SO IS A JAR OF KILLER BEES

I HEAR IT'S REALLY SCARY. >> SO IS A JAR OF KILLER BEES WHEN IT'S KNOCKED OFF A SHELF IN

>> SO IS A JAR OF KILLER BEES WHEN IT'S KNOCKED OFF A SHELF IN BIOLOGY CLASS.

WHEN IT'S KNOCKED OFF A SHELF IN BIOLOGY CLASS. >> Rex: UH...YEAH.

BIOLOGY CLASS. >> Rex: UH...YEAH. HE IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.

>> EW!

>> EW! >> THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO

>> EW! >> THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO SOMEONE I KNOW.

>> THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO SOMEONE I KNOW.

SOMEONE I KNOW.

>> Rex: WAIT FOR IT.

>> Rex: WAIT FOR IT.

>> Rex: WAIT FOR IT.

>> Noah: STILL WAITING.

>> Rex: HEY, CAESAR!

>> Rex: HEY, CAESAR! >> HELLO, LITTLE BROTHER.

>> HELLO, LITTLE BROTHER. >> Rex: WHOA.

>> HELLO, LITTLE BROTHER. >> Rex: WHOA. SO IS THAT SOME SORT OF NANITE

>> Rex: WHOA. SO IS THAT SOME SORT OF NANITE THING?

SO IS THAT SOME SORT OF NANITE THING?

THING? >> MANGO SMOOTHIE.

>> MANGO SMOOTHIE. BUT TH IS MY

>> MANGO SMOOTHIE. BUT TH IS MY HYPER-ELECTROMAGNET THAT CAN

BUT TH IS MY HYPER-ELECTROMAGNET THAT CAN DISASSEMBLE A TANK FROM A

HYPER-ELECTROMAGNET THAT CAN DISASSEMBLE A TANK FROM A KILOMETER AWAY.

DISASSEMBLE A TANK FROM A KILOMETER AWAY. MMM.

KILOMETER AWAY. MMM. AND EVIDENTLY CAN ALSO MAKE

MMM. AND EVIDENTLY CAN ALSO MAKE DELICIOUSLY CREAMY SMOOTHIES.

AND EVIDENTLY CAN ALSO MAKE DELICIOUSLY CREAMY SMOOTHIES. >> Rex: NICE.

DELICIOUSLY CREAMY SMOOTHIES. >> Rex: NICE. BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS

>> Rex: NICE. BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SCARE A GIRL INTO MY BEST

BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS SCARE A GIRL INTO MY BEST FRIEND'S ARMS.

SCARE A GIRL INTO MY BEST FRIEND'S ARMS. >> OH?

FRIEND'S ARMS. >> OH? >> Rex: NOAH AND I TOOK A COUPLE

>> OH? >> Rex: NOAH AND I TOOK A COUPLE OF LADIES TO A HORROR MOVIE.

>> Rex: NOAH AND I TOOK A COUPLE OF LADIES TO A HORROR MOVIE. >> AH!

OF LADIES TO A HORROR MOVIE. >> AH! TO ENGAGE THEIR PALEOMAMMALIAN

>> AH! TO ENGAGE THEIR PALEOMAMMALIAN BRAIN SO THE FEAR RESPONSE WOULD

TO ENGAGE THEIR PALEOMAMMALIAN BRAIN SO THE FEAR RESPONSE WOULD BE TO CLING TO NEAREST MALE.

BRAIN SO THE FEAR RESPONSE WOULD BE TO CLING TO NEAREST MALE. DID IT WORK?

BE TO CLING TO NEAREST MALE. DID IT WORK? >> Rex: YEAH, BUT THEY BOTH

DID IT WORK? >> Rex: YEAH, BUT THEY BOTH CLUNG TO ME.

>> Rex: YEAH, BUT THEY BOTH CLUNG TO ME. >> I BELIEVE THE WORD IS

CLUNG TO ME. >> I BELIEVE THE WORD IS "SCORE."

>> I BELIEVE THE WORD IS "SCORE." >> Rex: YEAH...

"SCORE." >> Rex: YEAH... EXCEPT NOAH PRETTY MUCH HATES ME

>> Rex: YEAH... EXCEPT NOAH PRETTY MUCH HATES ME NOW.

EXCEPT NOAH PRETTY MUCH HATES ME NOW. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO.

NOW. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO. >>

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO. >> >> Rex: SO I NEED TO STEP IT UP,

>> >> Rex: SO I NEED TO STEP IT UP, AND IT NEEDS TO BE FOOLPROOF.

>> Rex: SO I NEED TO STEP IT UP, AND IT NEEDS TO BE FOOLPROOF. I'M THINKING...

AND IT NEEDS TO BE FOOLPROOF. I'M THINKING... A HAUNTED HOUSE.

I'M THINKING... A HAUNTED HOUSE. >> YES!

A HAUNTED HOUSE. >> YES! >> Rex: HUH?

>> YES! >> Rex: HUH? >> A TWIN CHALLENGE.

>> Rex: HUH? >> A TWIN CHALLENGE. CREATE A PARANORMAL PARADIGM

>> A TWIN CHALLENGE. CREATE A PARANORMAL PARADIGM WITH TECHNOLOGY IN ORDER TO

CREATE A PARANORMAL PARADIGM WITH TECHNOLOGY IN ORDER TO EVOKE A PASSIONATE RESPONSE!

WITH TECHNOLOGY IN ORDER TO EVOKE A PASSIONATE RESPONSE! THAT IS INTERESTING!

EVOKE A PASSIONATE RESPONSE! THAT IS INTERESTING! THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ROMANCE IS

THAT IS INTERESTING! THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ROMANCE IS SIMPLE.

THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ROMANCE IS SIMPLE. THE NEUROTRANSMITTER CHEMICAL,

SIMPLE. THE NEUROTRANSMITTER CHEMICAL, PHENYLETHYLAMINE, IS EXCRETED BY

THE NEUROTRANSMITTER CHEMICAL, PHENYLETHYLAMINE, IS EXCRETED BY THE HYPOTHALAMUS.

PHENYLETHYLAMINE, IS EXCRETED BY THE HYPOTHALAMUS. >> Rex: I WAS THINKING LESS

THE HYPOTHALAMUS. >> Rex: I WAS THINKING LESS EXCRETING, MORE FOG MACHINE AND

>> Rex: I WAS THINKING LESS EXCRETING, MORE FOG MACHINE AND LIGHTS.

EXCRETING, MORE FOG MACHINE AND LIGHTS. >> OH, THIS WILL BE WAY BETTER.

LIGHTS. >> OH, THIS WILL BE WAY BETTER. TRUST ME.

>> OH, THIS WILL BE WAY BETTER. TRUST ME. >> Rex:

TRUST ME. >> Rex: COOL.

>> Noah: A GHOST HUNT?!

EPIC FAIL, DUDE.

>> Rex: THIS IS BETTER THAN A

MOVIE!

CLAIRE WILL BE CLINGING TO YOU

BEFORE SHE'S EVEN INSIDE.

>> Noah: CLINGING?

DOUBTFUL.

THE GIRLS WILL PROBABLY FREAK AT

THE SHEER LAMENESS OF THIS

STUFF!

>>

ARE THOSE EMF DETECTORS?

>> HEY, GUYS.

AND A THERMAL CAMERA? AWESOME!

>> I KNEW IF WE WERE MEETING AT

THE WRIGHTSON HOTEL, IT HAD TO

BE ABOUT THE HAUNTING.

>> Rex: IT WAS NOAH'S IDEA.

>> REALLY?

EXTRA POINTS TO YOU.

>> Noah: UH, YEAH.

I'M...FASCINATED WITH THE...

MYSTERIES OF THE PARANORMAL.

>> BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THAT, RIGHT? >> Noah: U-UM...

THAT, RIGHT? >> Noah: U-UM... NO?

>> Noah: U-UM... NO? >> AT BEST, THESE DETECTORS WILL

NO? >> AT BEST, THESE DETECTORS WILL PICK UP THE ELECTROMAGNETIC

>> AT BEST, THESE DETECTORS WILL PICK UP THE ELECTROMAGNETIC DISTORTIONS CAUSED BY THE

PICK UP THE ELECTROMAGNETIC DISTORTIONS CAUSED BY THE BUILDING'S WIRING.

DISTORTIONS CAUSED BY THE BUILDING'S WIRING. >> SUPPOSEDLY, EVEN WEAK EMF CAN

BUILDING'S WIRING. >> SUPPOSEDLY, EVEN WEAK EMF CAN CREATE FEELINGS OF UNEASE AND

>> SUPPOSEDLY, EVEN WEAK EMF CAN CREATE FEELINGS OF UNEASE AND PARANOIA IN THE BRAIN,

CREATE FEELINGS OF UNEASE AND PARANOIA IN THE BRAIN, ALTHOUGH IT'S NEVER BEEN

PARANOIA IN THE BRAIN, ALTHOUGH IT'S NEVER BEEN DUPLICATED OUTSIDE A LABORATORY

ALTHOUGH IT'S NEVER BEEN DUPLICATED OUTSIDE A LABORATORY SETTING.

DUPLICATED OUTSIDE A LABORATORY SETTING. DOES THIS WORK?

SETTING. DOES THIS WORK? >> Rex: UH...

DOES THIS WORK? >> Rex: UH... GHOSTS MAKE THE NEEDLE WIGGLE?

>> Rex: UH... GHOSTS MAKE THE NEEDLE WIGGLE? >> RIGHT.

GHOSTS MAKE THE NEEDLE WIGGLE? >> RIGHT. OKAY, LET'S GO.

>> Noah: GEE, LOOK AT ME -- 100% CLING-FREE. >> Rex: IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT.

100% CLING-FREE. >> Rex: IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT. TRUST ME. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> Noah: I HEARD THAT BEFORE!

>> Rex: ALL CLEAR. UGH!

UGH! SO, I DON'T SEE ANY BANDAGES.

UGH! SO, I DON'T SEE ANY BANDAGES. THINGS MUST BE GOOD WITH YOU.

SO, I DON'T SEE ANY BANDAGES. THINGS MUST BE GOOD WITH YOU. >> YEP. NO MORE BAD LUCK.

THINGS MUST BE GOOD WITH YOU. >> YEP. NO MORE BAD LUCK. I HAVEN'T BROKEN A BONE THIS

>> YEP. NO MORE BAD LUCK. I HAVEN'T BROKEN A BONE THIS YEAR.

I HAVEN'T BROKEN A BONE THIS YEAR. AT LEAST, NOT ONE OF MY OWN.

>> Noah: WOW. DIDN'T EXPECT FURNITURE. >> Rex: THAT'S BECAUSE NO MOVING

DIDN'T EXPECT FURNITURE. >> Rex: THAT'S BECAUSE NO MOVING CREW WOULD STAY.

>> Rex: THAT'S BECAUSE NO MOVING CREW WOULD STAY. I READ...

CREW WOULD STAY. I READ... >> THAT THEY JUST RAN,

I READ... >> THAT THEY JUST RAN, COMPLETELY TERRIFIED?

>> THAT THEY JUST RAN, COMPLETELY TERRIFIED? >> Rex: UH...

COMPLETELY TERRIFIED? >> Rex: UH... SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> Rex: UH... SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> AND THEY WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> AND THEY WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF WHAT THEY SAW -- EVER.

>> AND THEY WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF WHAT THEY SAW -- EVER. SUPPOSEDLY, THE GHOST OF

WHAT THEY SAW -- EVER. SUPPOSEDLY, THE GHOST OF WRIGHTSON STILL ROAMS THE HOTEL,

SUPPOSEDLY, THE GHOST OF WRIGHTSON STILL ROAMS THE HOTEL, HIS INVISIBLE HANDS OPENING AND

WRIGHTSON STILL ROAMS THE HOTEL, HIS INVISIBLE HANDS OPENING AND CLOSING DOORS, CHECKING ON

HIS INVISIBLE HANDS OPENING AND CLOSING DOORS, CHECKING ON GUESTS.

CLOSING DOORS, CHECKING ON GUESTS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY INCREASED

GUESTS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY INCREASED AFTER THE NANITE EVENT.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY INCREASED AFTER THE NANITE EVENT. OF COURSE, EVERYTHING WAS FREAKY

AFTER THE NANITE EVENT. OF COURSE, EVERYTHING WAS FREAKY AFTER THAT, SO EVEN A HINT OF

OF COURSE, EVERYTHING WAS FREAKY AFTER THAT, SO EVEN A HINT OF WEIRDNESS SCARED PEOPLE AWAY.

AFTER THAT, SO EVEN A HINT OF WEIRDNESS SCARED PEOPLE AWAY. AND THAT'S WHY THEY CLOSED DOWN

WEIRDNESS SCARED PEOPLE AWAY. AND THAT'S WHY THEY CLOSED DOWN THE HOTEL AND LEFT IT...

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CLOSED DOWN THE HOTEL AND LEFT IT... TO THE SPIRITS.

THE HOTEL AND LEFT IT... TO THE SPIRITS.

TO THE SPIRITS. >> Noah: OH, YEAH.

>> Noah: OH, YEAH. THIS IS GONNA WORK.

>> Rex: WHOA. THERE'S A GUY IN NEED OF A PARTY.

THERE'S A GUY IN NEED OF A PARTY. >> THAT'S WRIGHTSON HIMSELF.

NEED OF A PARTY. >> THAT'S WRIGHTSON HIMSELF. >> Noah: YOU SURE KNOW A LOT

>> THAT'S WRIGHTSON HIMSELF. >> Noah: YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS GUY.

>> Noah: YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS GUY. >> HIS NAME IS UNDER THE

ABOUT THIS GUY. >> HIS NAME IS UNDER THE PAINTING.

PAINTING. THAT BLACK CAT IS AN ICON OF

THAT BLACK CAT IS AN ICON OF SUPERSTITION AND THE OCCULT,

SUPERSTITION AND THE OCCULT, WHICH TRIGGERS SUBCONSCIOUS

WHICH TRIGGERS SUBCONSCIOUS CONNECTIONS.

CONNECTIONS. IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY.

IT'S BASIC PSYCHOLOGY. >> AND THIS IS REAL SCIENCE. >> Noah: A MARBLE?

>> AND THIS IS REAL SCIENCE. >> Noah: A MARBLE? >> JUST A SIMPLE TEST.

>> Noah: A MARBLE? >> JUST A SIMPLE TEST. THE FLOOR ISN'T LEVEL.

>> JUST A SIMPLE TEST. THE FLOOR ISN'T LEVEL. AND A TILTED HOTEL EXPLAINS

THE FLOOR ISN'T LEVEL. AND A TILTED HOTEL EXPLAINS THOSE DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING

AND A TILTED HOTEL EXPLAINS THOSE DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING BY THEMSELVES.

THOSE DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING BY THEMSELVES. >> HUMAN NATURE CAN'T BE

BY THEMSELVES. >> HUMAN NATURE CAN'T BE DECONSTRUCTED INTO THEOREMS AND

>> HUMAN NATURE CAN'T BE DECONSTRUCTED INTO THEOREMS AND FORMULAS, MISS TEST TUBE.

DECONSTRUCTED INTO THEOREMS AND FORMULAS, MISS TEST TUBE. >> SCIENCE REQUIRES PROVABLE

FORMULAS, MISS TEST TUBE. >> SCIENCE REQUIRES PROVABLE EVIDENCE.

>> SCIENCE REQUIRES PROVABLE EVIDENCE. EVERYTHING ELSE IS GUESSWORK.

EVIDENCE. EVERYTHING ELSE IS GUESSWORK. >> WELL, GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING

EVERYTHING ELSE IS GUESSWORK. >> WELL, GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW.

>> WELL, GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW. >> Noah: IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE CAN

RIGHT NOW. >> Noah: IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE CAN STILL HAVE A DECENT DATE AT THE

>> Noah: IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE CAN STILL HAVE A DECENT DATE AT THE SNACK SHACK.

STILL HAVE A DECENT DATE AT THE SNACK SHACK. >> Rex: I SPENT ALL AFTERNOON

SNACK SHACK. >> Rex: I SPENT ALL AFTERNOON SETTING THIS PLACE UP TO MAKE

>> Rex: I SPENT ALL AFTERNOON SETTING THIS PLACE UP TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A HERO.

SETTING THIS PLACE UP TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A HERO. JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE.

YOU LOOK LIKE A HERO. JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE. >> Noah: SETTING UP? GREAT.

JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE. >> Noah: SETTING UP? GREAT. PASSING POTENTIAL EMBARRASSMENT

>> Noah: SETTING UP? GREAT. PASSING POTENTIAL EMBARRASSMENT AND PROCEEDING DIRECTLY TO UTTER

PASSING POTENTIAL EMBARRASSMENT AND PROCEEDING DIRECTLY TO UTTER HUMILIATION.

AND PROCEEDING DIRECTLY TO UTTER HUMILIATION. >> Rex: TIME TO TURN ON THE

HUMILIATION. >> Rex: TIME TO TURN ON THE TUNES.

>> THANKS, REX. KIND OF HANDY HAVING A HERO